Feck

[Skweeky]

Whils scooping some ice cream ino a bowl and spider ran accross my path.

It is now blocking the way between me and the ice cream.

I have two cats who seem to have gone temporarily blind.

What do I do now??? :cry:

[enoughfakefiles]

Eat it. The saying is you eat 8 spiders in your life time.

That'll be 1 down 7 to go :smilie4:

[Agrajag]

Get one of your guns from the corner of the room and shoot it.

[Skiz]

Point it out to your cats? Toss them at it? Get a napkin and smush it?

[Biggles]

Offer it some ice cream FFS!

[Old Geezer]

Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.

[DKre8ive1]

Tutorial: How to eat ice cream being held hostage by spider.
Step 1: grab a spoon
Step 2: wack spider with spoon
Step 3: wash spoon
Step 4: eat Ice Cream with said spoon

:)

[Biggles]

Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.

:blink: I am sure you have said that before.

[Agrajag]

Dam this wins the prize for the most stupid thread ever.

:blink: I am sure you have said that before.

That's the problem with one trick ponies. One trick.

[Something Else]

Run skweeky. Run like the wind.

[clocker]

The spider is just as scared of you as you are of him (it?).




Oh wait, no he's not.

[Acid_death69]

Point it out to your cats? Toss them at it?

lmao:lol::lol:

[Skweeky]

I threw 2 cats at it but it didn't work. Luckily the husband came home about 10 minutes after. Which meant that the ice cream was half melted. win!

[chalice]

Kneecap the spider and watch it break-dance all over the Formica.

Alternatively, kick Old Geezer down the stairs and watch his hips splinter into a thousand pieces.

[Something Else]

:lol: Genius options there from chalrisian.