Girls & Boys....

[elmos_on_fire]

lol ok i think girls pretty much think they know this ques... but do all guys just want a root??? if so say yes lol. ok but here is the main question. what do girls want :huh: ???

as in hold the door open an so on. well i do that yet some girls go of about it sayin im not bloody disabled dickhead. an others say thanx an smile. so what the??

please answer or ask questions an hopefully this will help peoples. i did say HOPE !!!!!!!!

so guys what do u like/want???
or dislike
so girls what do u like/want???
or dislike

:P :P :P :P

[-Archwolf-]

What women want.. http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/dots.gif Who gives a damn




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[MetroStars]

girls r 2 hard 2 plz, The girls i have dated in the past, i just don't know wot went on in their heads...

so that's why 1 night stands and Prostitutes r the best type of girls... :lol:

[elmos_on_fire]

lol me dad an bro say its betta to not try to understand them but only just to nodd ur head an agree lol.

[balamm]

F**k that!!!! You'll end up payin for the bitch(s) for the rest of your life if you think that way.

FIGHT!! Stand your ground!! Never give in or make it easy for them.

Men die younger. Women deserve to take shit.

[ezyryder]

Originally posted by balamm@22 August 2003 - 14:56
F**k that!!!! You'll end up payin for the bitch(s) for the rest of your life if you think that way.

FIGHT!! Stand your ground!! Never give in or make it easy for them.

Men die younger. Women deserve to take shit.
So true. So true ...And I must add, women, your batteries can't mow lawn, fix your car or open the jam jars.

[titey]

No.... go ahead b.... tell us how you really feel. :huh:


:P

[elmos_on_fire]

ouch lol burned once or twice balamm, yes no??

[elmos_on_fire]

hey girls start postin. i will hold de boys back. lol so many look but no post. y not???

[balamm]

Hey, I actually held back a LOT on that one. You don't wanna hear how I really feel. Believe me.

@elmo- 2 "official", several "unofficial".

I expect the "free room and board country club" will start anytime for me now ;)

[Skweeky]

Ok, I'll give it a go

I just say what I want, and that's what I'll get, if not, he or she gets dumped simple as that. I've got my priorities and I don't want to change them for anyone.

I'm pretty clear in what I want, and I expect others to be the same. People who can't be like that don't even get my attention or energy, I've got other things to do.
My advice: just ask them. If they don't give a clear answer: out they go

;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

i think they want a piece of the action just as much as we do ;)

[Lilmiss]

hi titey. :D

[chalice]

I just asked my missus and she said, "Well, I would say, the obvious."
I'm none the wiser. :blink:

[Skweeky]

the obvious:

enough love and attention. Do something nice for her every now and then (take her out for dinner, buy her some flowers). Talk to her. Don't make fun of her in public. When with friends, always choose her side. Don't forget to tell her she's pretty and you still love her dearly. Make sure she knows you want a future with her. Don't drink too much, etc... you know, the obvious.

[chalice]

Thanks for clearing that up, Sweeky. :)
You forgot to mention "and a different husband". :)

edit:typo

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 11:17
hi titey.  :D
Awww.... :wub:

http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/bigwink.gif Hi there sweetness!

[titey]

Originally posted by chalice@22 August 2003 - 11:27
Thanks for clearing that up, Sweeky. :)
You forgot to mention "and a different husband". :)

edit:typo
Still a typo there chalice or has Skweeky changed her name? :huh:

[chalice]

:rolleyes:
Must practice Sweeky's obvious "Don't drink too much rule". :rolleyes:

[MetroStars]

Hi there sweetness


Hi yourself Titey

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[aserty]

Just find a girl you love, thats all you need to do. Then you'll know what to do. When you're in love with a girl its not hard to know what to do. Just tell the truth.

[sabbath]

I don't know about the truth part...

Have you ever heard the story about a she-lion whose lion-guy died and she found another lion? Well, she hided her cubs (if the new male had found them he would kill them) for a while, she got laid with the guy, and then presented the cubs to him as if they were his. And he bought it (lions cannot calculate a pregnancy). And it's not that the she-lion was smarter and could count.

My point is that IT'S IN THEIR NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[balamm]

Originally posted by sabbath@22 August 2003 - 17:50
I don't know about the truth part...

Have you ever heard the story about a she-lion whose lion-guy died and she found another lion? Well, she hided her cubs (if the new male had found them he would kill them) for a while, she got laid with the guy, and then presented the cubs to him as if they were his. And he bought it (lions cannot calculate a pregnancy). And it's not that the she-lion was smarter and could count.

My point is that IT'S IN THEIR NATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's Exactly what happened to me!!! :o

Well, I knew it wasn&#39;t mine but yeah, you know how that goes. <_<

[sabbath]

See my point? It&#39;s not much we can do about that, I think. It&#39;s the natural succession. Just wait to get fucked&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[titey]

Originally posted by MetroStars@22 August 2003 - 11:32
Hi yourself Titey
Ewwwww&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif

:huh: Oh.... did you hear?

I got engaged last nite&#33; :D

[Skweeky]

can I be the maid of honour together with Jonno? :D

[titey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 August 2003 - 12:21
can I be the maid of honour together with Jonno? :D
You&#39;ll need to ask the blushing bride to be.... maybe she&#39;ll let you be best.... er.... um.... CAT&#33; ;)

[Skweeky]

hmmm, good idea, after all, I do KNOW her quite well by now :D

[Ron]

That av is not a Cat, it&#39;s a Bat&#33;&#33;&#33;
A bat with a pussy, granted, but still a bloodsucking creature. :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 August 2003 - 17:21
can I be the maid of honour together with Jonno? :D
Last wedding I went to the Maids of honor dissapared for an hour :blink:

Yes Skweeky you can be maid of honor with me ;) :D

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@22 August 2003 - 12:26
hmmm, good idea, after all, I do KNOW her quite well by now :D
Hmmmm..... yes..... better n&#39; me&#33; <_<

http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif But that&#39;ll change cum honeymoon&#33;&#33;&#33;

[MetroStars]

wot u got engaged last night, for real ???

[titey]

Originally posted by MetroStars@22 August 2003 - 12:47
wot u got engaged last night, for real ???
YUP&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@22 August 2003 - 17:30


http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/w00t.gif But that&#39;ll change cum honeymoon&#33;&#33;&#33;
cant wait, sugarpie.
where are you taking me? ;) :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by MetroStars@22 August 2003 - 17:47
wot u got engaged last night, for real ???
Yeah, he nicked my girl.........tosser :angry:

Good thing is he will be married and have to pay the bills....while I get the sex :lol: :lol:


Jonno B)

[MetroStars]

oh wow Titey

Seriously , congrats, of course tell me more since iam a nosey bastard

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 17:49

Good thing is he will be married and have to pay the bills....while I get the sex :lol: :lol:


nope sorry jonno.
its for real.
/me&#39;s in lurveeeee. :D

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 12:48
cant wait, sugarpie.
where are you taking me? ;) :D
To the bedroom.... of course&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/sneaky.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 12:49
Good thing is he will be married and have to pay the bills....while I get the sex :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
What does my marriage have to do with you masturbating JONNO? <_<

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss+22 August 2003 - 17:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 22 August 2003 - 17:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 17:49

Good thing is he will be married and have to pay the bills....while I get the sex :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


nope sorry jonno.
its for real.
/me&#39;s in lurveeeee. :D [/b][/quote]
But........... :(



Jonno :(

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 12:52
/me&#39;s in lurveeeee.&nbsp; :D
/me too&#33; http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gifhttp://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/hug.gifhttp://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gif

[Lilmiss]

well.......of course. ;)
but after that?
where will we honey moon?
lets go on a cruise.....then to amsterdam. :D



awwwww......jonno....you still my bestest friend. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 18:01
well.......of course. ;)
but after that?
where will we honey moon?
lets go on a cruise.....then to amsterdam. :D



awwwww......jonno....you still my bestest friend. ;)
:(

Me understand :(

Jonno :(

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 13:01
well.......of course.&nbsp; ;)
but after that?
where will we honey moon?
lets go on a cruise.....then to amsterdam.&nbsp; :D
http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gif Whatever your sweet heart desires my dear pixie&#33; http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gif

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@22 August 2003 - 18:06

http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gif Whatever your sweet heart desires my dear pixie&#33; http://www.sheringhamsurf.org.uk/forums/style_images/1/icon12.gif
:P yay.... :D
/me starts scribbling a list.
eeeekkk...its soooo soon.
i dont have my dress yet. :blink:

darlin&#39; tell me would you care to dance? ;) :D



see y&#39;all soon. ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss@22 August 2003 - 13:11
darlin&#39; tell me would you care to dance?&nbsp; ;)&nbsp; :D
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/guitar.gif

Like no one else had ever danced before
I can&#39;t explain what happened on that floor
But the music played
We held each other close
And we danced
Yeah, we danced

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[chalkmongoose]

I don&#39;t wanna talk
About the things we&#39;ve gone through
Though it&#39;s hurting me
Now it&#39;s history
I&#39;ve played all my cards
And that&#39;s what you&#39;ve done too
Nothing more to say
No more ace to play

The winner takes it all
The loser standing small
Beside the victory
That&#39;s her destiny

I was in your arms
Thinking I belonged there
I figured it made sense
Building me a fence
Building me a home
Thinking I&#39;d be strong there
But I was a fool
Playing by the rules

The gods may throw a dice
Their minds as cold as ice
And someone way down here
Loses someone dear
The winner takes it all
The loser has to fall
It&#39;s simple and it&#39;s plain
Why should I complain.

But tell me does she kiss
Like I used to kiss you?
Does it feel the same
When she calls your name?
Somewhere deep inside
You must know I miss you
But what can I say
Rules must be obeyed

The judges will decide
The likes of me abide
Spectators of the show
Always staying low
The game is on again
A lover or a friend
A big thing or a small
The winner takes it all

I don&#39;t wanna talk
If it makes you feel sad
And I understand
You&#39;ve come to shake my hand
I apologize
If it makes you feel bad
Seeing me so tense
No self-confidence
But you see
The winner takes it all
The winner takes it all...

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by titey@22 August 2003 - 18:26

Like no one else had ever danced before
I can&#39;t explain what happened on that floor
But the music played
We held each other close
And we danced
Yeah, we danced

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awwwww....thanks sugar. ;)

[elmos_on_fire]

lol bringin this back to the top. lol nice advice so far, but is the truth a good thing or not so good????

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by ezyryder@22 August 2003 - 10:58
So true. So true ...And I must add, women, your batteries can&#39;t mow lawn, fix your car or open the jam jars.
A little late but what the hell...

My batteries CAN&#39;T mow the lawn, fix my car or open jam jars... I can quite easily do that myself. We&#39;re not all helpless little waifs, you know.

What does a woman want? I don&#39;t know about all of them, I can only speak for me.

1. To be loved unconditionally - even when I have PMS.
2. Trust - on both sides, to trust and be trusted. Honesty is a huge thing for me.
3. Respect - if you want it from me, you better be willing to give it as well - don&#39;t just expect it because you are "the man". And yes, I do know guys like this.
4. Affection - telling us you love us is only part of it. The little things - holding my hand walking down the street, brushing my hair for me while we watch a movie (and no, I&#39;m not talking Steel Magnolias here, I hate that crap - give me a good horror or action movie anytime), offering to cook dinner once in a while, putting on some good music for me while I&#39;m cleaning the house (and you can shove Celine Dion up your ass, I mean AC/DC or GNR&#33;&#33;&#33;), bringing me a beer while we&#39;re watching the football or hockey game, sneaking up behind me and kissing the back of my neck... and hugs, lots of hugs. Not major things, but they do reinforce how you feel.
5. Understanding - you may not always understand "what we&#39;re on about" but the effort of listening is a very big deal - we&#39;re not always looking for a solution, but sometimes just a sounding board, or a shoulder to lean on. Compassion is the key.

I could go on for days about this... but those are the big ones.

@balamm - I&#39;ve been burned badly by men too - I&#39;ve been through hell and back because of men, but does that mean that I judge ALL men by this? No, not in the least. If I did, I&#39;d call you all callous bastards and leave it at that. ;)

EDIT: BTW - I meant American Football here... just to clarify.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I can do that Nikki :D

Marry me?? ;) :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@5 September 2003 - 11:38
I can do that Nikki :D

Marry me?? ;) :D

Jonno B)
Only if you promise to wear those leather pants for the ceremony ;)

Oh, and you have to play Sweet Child for me at the reception... It&#39;s got special meaning for me now :wub:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Leather pants huh? ;) No problem :D

As for the song........Anytime you ask me to I will play it ;) and play my heart out til my fingers bleed :) B)

Jonno B)