Any of you mofos live anywhere near Stratford Upon Avon??

[CrabGirl]

Just curious....

[chalice]

Shakespeare country?

Nope.

[CrabGirl]

hmph

[chalice]

Are you really gonna move?

Is Chebus up for it, like? The moving that is?

[CrabGirl]

Dunno

and

Dunno.

[Something Else]

I've been there. It's pretty and a bit :ghey:

[chalice]

Come to Belfast and I'll get you a jawb at my place.

You would pwn.

[CrabGirl]

Reckon I could live there?

:edit: was refering to stratford.

I know I could live in Belfast.

[chalice]

If I can, anybody can.

[CrabGirl]

Come to Belfast and I'll get you a jawb at my place.

You would pwn.

But I don't want to work in a call centre ever again. :cry:

You can give me a job as your personal massage therapist if you like.

[chalice]

Come to Belfast and I'll get you a jawb at my place.

You would pwn.

But I don't want to work in a call centre ever again. :cry:

You can give me a job as your personal massage therapist if you like.

I couldn't afford you.

Anyways, there are Gordian Knots embedded so far into my shoulders, your poor fingers would be worn down to stubs.

You're right though, fuck call centres.

[Agrajag]

Have you tried any of these placement agency things.

We've used them for the boys and got them jobs in jig time.

[CrabGirl]

But I don't want to work in a call centre ever again. :cry:

You can give me a job as your personal massage therapist if you like.

I couldn't afford you.

Anyways, there are Gordian Knots embedded so far into my shoulders, your poor fingers would be worn down to stubs.

You're right though, fuck call centres.

I'll have you know I'm cheap as chips and am highly trained in the art of removing said knots. One of my clients, a runner with a fucked up runners body, says I make him feel like a snake.

Yeh fuck call centers utterly. I cant do it anymore. Next job'll be a goodun.

[Something Else]

Reckon I could live there?

:edit: was refering to stratford.

I know I could live in Belfast.

I imagine you might get a wee bit bored but. There is plenty of shops to vandalise and lots of walls to graffitti. :smilie4:

[CrabGirl]

Have you tried any of these placement agency things.

We've used them for the boys and got them jobs in jig time.

We've got a specialist company on site at the moment helping us through our redundancy and they've been useful. I'm planning on relocating as there are very few jobs down here except the callcentre/agency shite ones and I'm better than that.

[Agrajag]

Whilst talking of such things. Did the people's poet finish that degree or something else.

[CrabGirl]

Ummm. Only about a year or two ago!

When I'm settled again with a better income I want to do an Open University English literature degree....and appreciate the fuck out of it.

[Agrajag]

I don't remember him ever mentioning it is all.

[CrabGirl]

I'm pretty sure I saw his degree confirmation a few years ago....

[Agrajag]

http://img374.imageshack.us/img374/1073/twattp2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[CrabGirl]

Hybrid abusive chocolate.

Fab!

[shutdk]

I've been there. Nothing special imo.

[CrabGirl]

And who are you?

[Agrajag]

My retired chum sends me stuff like this all the thyme.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/9573/gaybarjx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Something Else]

:lol:

That's genius.

[Agrajag]

:lol:

That's genius.

He sent one especially for you.

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/1775/milkyxm5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Something Else]

:earl:

It worked. :oops:

[Acid_death69]

My retired chum sends me stuff like this all the thyme.

http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/9573/gaybarjx3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
lol :lol::lol: gonna send that to my mate:P

[Skweeky]

Yo Crabster. My mate does beauty therapy and is looking to start a wee business and combine it with massage therapy as well. You could move here and do that :w00t:

[Something Else]

CG You could be a diving competition commentator. They probably get paid loads.
I watched some of that crap yesterday. Pretty much every dive the commentator said 'I don't know what what to say'.
You'd blow them out of the water. :drummer:

[Agrajag]

Wahey!!!

[CrabGirl]

Yo Crabster. My mate does beauty therapy and is looking to start a wee business and combine it with massage therapy as well. You could move here and do that :w00t:

Hmmmm... that is interesting to me....

However, do you or do you not live in Cumbernald...? :D

[Agrajag]

Hoi, it's better than Govan.

[CrabGirl]

I live in beautiful Devon, anywhere else is like the shanty towns of outer Hades in comparison.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, but you could live in in the nice part of Cumbernauld; Castlecary :O

[CrabGirl]

Bloody bored

[CrabGirl]

OK thats settled then. I'll move to Cumbernauld to become Squeekies therapist. Massage is excellent during labour...

[mossy123]

Avon? Isnt that some kind of perfume Catalogue for women??

[CrabGirl]

It is. Its also a river running through the town of Stratford, hence Stratford Upon Avon. its not a town sitting on a womens catalogue now is it.? What sort of mental are you.

[Something Else]

:lol:

She told you alright.

[Something Else]

I'm off to browse the lady's undergarment selection in Littlewoods, Virginia.

[Agrajag]

It is. Its also a river running through the town of Stratford, hence Stratford Upon Avon. its not a town sitting on a womens catalogue now is it.? What sort of mental are you.

That was meant to sting. Ubber harsh.

manker, is that you in there.

[CrabGirl]

Nope. It's all me. Bitter confused women don't suffer fools gladly. You have been warned.

[Agrajag]

I'm a fool :cry:

[CrabGirl]

Out! Now! Go and think about what you've done!

[Something Else]

I am gradstealing everythingually

:lol: Genius wordage.

[CrabGirl]

Ooooo you Ratbag! :glag:

[Skweeky]

Ah yes, I heard that's true. You can massage my whilst I am dealing with teh excrutiating pains of labour :yes:

[mossy123]

It is. Its also a river running through the town of Stratford, hence Stratford Upon Avon. its not a town sitting on a womens catalogue now is it.? What sort of mental are you.


A serious mental case :yup: :whistling