If You Could Time Travel...

[chalice]

Would you go back in time and give yourself a blowjob?

Moreover, would you be gay if you did? Shirley, it's just a more advanced form of onanism.

Would you go back in time and have a threesome with you and your missus if she was up for it?

[Skiz]

Putting a peen in my mouth, mine or not, is gay. No two ways about it.

And yes, I would threesome the missus.

Actually, we would both go back in time and then come back for the foursome. :smilie4:

[chalice]

That's what I like about you Skiz, clear and logical progression.

What about if you only give yourself a wank? It's your cawk after all.

[Skiz]

I'm thinking that man hands on the peen is not much better.

Though I might consider it if I promised myself not to tell anyone. :shifty:

[NotLettingItGo]

Couldn't you think of anything better to do if you had the ability to travel through time ?

[chalice]

I can think of loads of better things to do but that wasn't the question posed.

[mossy123]

I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!

[chalice]

Elvis wasn't around then.

[Agrajag]

I would go back to the time of Jesus and meet the king himself!

Given the context that's really rather disturbing.

[The Flying Cow]

I would go back and dine with Ahab.

Ibrahim, Ibrahim, aloé, Ibrahim.

[Agrajag]

What makes you think he'd want to dine with you.

I fancy having a couple of pints with TV's Bobby Davro, I don't need a time machine and it's still not going to happen

[NotLettingItGo]

You can't blame Bobby Davro though.

[mossy123]

Given the context that's really rather disturbing.[/quote]

Mybe I could become an apostle too. Apostle Mossy. Sounds good to me :P

[Agrajag]

You can't blame Bobby Davro though.

On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.

None at all.

[mossy123]

You can't blame Bobby Davro though.

On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.

None at all.



Totally agree. We dont need judgement especially when the judge is bobby davro. :D

[Acid_death69]

i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around

[clocker]

i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around
There was no HIV/AIDS back in the sixties and no one used condoms (this is why Celine Dion exists).

[Agrajag]

On the contrary I hold him totally responsible. There was no need to involve the Courts.

None at all.



Totally agree. We dont need judgement especially when the judge is bobby davro. :D

Bobby Davro wasn't the judge, have you run mad.

[Acid_death69]

i would go back to the 60's, free love:D coarse i would take condoms eeeeee HIV and aids and all that jazz floating around
There was no HIV/AIDS back in the sixties and no one used condoms (this is why Celine Dion exists).
ah cool:) one less thing to take with me:D