Lifes Quesions

[Smith]

I have opened this topic 2 let ppl ask all of lifes questions that they cant figure out.
u know what im talkin about, stuff u wonder about when ur staring up at the sky. stuff that u talk about when ur wit the guys.

ill start off

~Can a gay man wear a straight jacket?~
~what is spam made of?~

pls feel free 2 add some more questions.

enlighten me :D

[Smith]

i got another 1.

~could got make a hot pepper so hot that even he himself could not eat?~

[Smith]

i got another 1.

~could got make a hot pepper so hot that even he himself could not eat?~

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why do we fall in love with someone we can never be with????

And why does it hurt so much???


Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

How do you clean a bar of soap.

[J'Pol]

What do vegetarians feed their dogs with.

[J'Pol]

Why does a mirror change left to right, but not top to bottom.

[bigboab]

Why is the missing piece of a jigsaw always the last piece?

[J'Pol]

Is pedantic a colour

[J'Pol]

What's the speed of light in furlongs per fortnight.

[Smith]

heres one were all trying 2 find out.

how many licks does it take to get 2 the canter of a totsie pop?(did i spell it right?)

[J'Pol]

If a cabbage died would there be a big turnip at the funeral.

[Smith]

when the police confiscate pot do they burn it?

if so i wana be a cop :D

[bigboab]

Why does inflation make a balloon grow larger but your bank balance smaller?

[Ron]

If God can do anything, could he make a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it?

This one, I'd really love an answer to!

[Smith]

~how many times has michael jackson has plastic sugery?

[bigboab]

Can a skinny person look round?

[J'Pol]

Is there death after life after death.

[Smith]

when does the song that never ends..end?

[J'Pol]

Was Shakespeare four women.

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@22 August 2003 - 20:25
~how many times has michael jackson has plastic sugery?
does the comment "he's got his father's nose" have an abnormal meaning when referring to Michael Jackson's children?

:blink:

p.s. complete plagiarism from me there...:P

[3rd gen noob]

why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

[bigboab]

How can you be at the Leeds gig and be here too?

[Smith]

were is atlantis? and do they have good ticket prices 2 get there? :D :D :lol:

[Smith]

i was lookin at my globe yesterday and i saw a country called randMc'nally weres that?

[Ron]

Why is it so cold on top of Mt. Everest when you're actually 8 Km closer to the sun?

[3rd gen noob]

why is it that if you blow on a dog's nose, it gets annoyed, but then when you take one out in a car, it puts its' head out the window?

:blink:

[lynx]

If money is the root of all evil, how come it doesn't grow on trees?

[titey]

The answer to all your questions is cheese!!!http://www.angelfire.com/ut/terlycheese/cheese.gifhttp://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/cheese1.gif

[[BlackAnvil]]

how come people moan at me for not talking enough, but when i do talk enough they tell me to shut up? <_<

if i was to go bald (which is likely) will i still have hair on my ass? :lol:

how come robocop 3 is so shit, even tho i&#39;ve not seen it? :angry:

[lynx]

Why do some people ask three questions when one would have done ? :P

[bigboab]

That was a hard one TITEY&#33; :D

[titey]

Originally posted by lynx@22 August 2003 - 15:34
Why do some people ask three questions when one would have done ? :P
:huh: Why do they?
Should I already know?
Should I not have asked?

[[BlackAnvil]]

Originally posted by lynx@22 August 2003 - 20:34
Why do some people ask three questions when one would have done ? :P
why not? <_<

[bigboab]

What is an unanswered question?

[bigboab]

No offence TITEY but I have just noticed the day I joined, combined with the flag I am flying.

[J'Pol]

Who discovered the curly wurly.

[J'Pol]

Do bonsai trees suffer from dutch elf disease

[J'Pol]

Should we bring back the death penalty, but only for people who commit suicide.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why am I so cool B)

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by bigboab@22 August 2003 - 16:04
No offence TITEY but I have just noticed the day I joined, combined with the flag I am flying.
:huh: What offence?

July 4th is just a day of the year.... pretty much like the other 364 (or 5). ;)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 16:14
Why am I so cool B)

Jonno B)
Why do you delude yourself into believing that you are? :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by titey+22 August 2003 - 21:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 22 August 2003 - 21:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 16:14
Why am I so cool B)

Jonno B)
Why do you delude yourself into believing that you are? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
I don&#39;t.......People keep telling me I am B)

If you tell someone they are something enough times, they will eventually believe it B)

So I am also a twat :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 16:21
I am a twat :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
I&#39;d have to agree with that. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/yes.gif

[[BlackAnvil]]

i&#39;ve not seen jonno&#39;s bum <_<
if u were so cool, i would&#39;ve seen it :rolleyes:

me B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by [BlackAnvil]@22 August 2003 - 21:29
i&#39;ve not seen jonno&#39;s bum <_<
if u were so cool, i would&#39;ve seen it :rolleyes:

me B)
Why do you want to see it??? :)

There was a whole nude jonno thread B)

But those that have......ain&#39;t actually seen my bum....nude.......only the front :D


Jonno B)

[[BlackAnvil]]

:x :x :x

[titey]

Originally posted by [BlackAnvil
,22 August 2003 - 16:29]i&#39;ve not seen jonno&#39;s bum <_<

me B)
Pay attention... <_<

See JONNO&#39;s title? :huh:

You have to join the "society" first, you twit&#33; :rolleyes:

Mistress http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/Sa.gif is in charge of enrollment... contact her so you can get yer jollies. :P

[Rocktron]

Originally posted by JPaul@22 August 2003 - 20:16
Why does a mirror change left to right, but not top to bottom.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that&#39;s funny&#33;

:D

[[BlackAnvil]]

i&#39;m courting an older women :)
me happy :)
B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by titey+22 August 2003 - 21:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 22 August 2003 - 21:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-i&#39;ve not seen jonno&#39;s bum <_<

me B)
Pay attention... <_<

See JONNO&#39;s title? :huh:

You have to join the "society" first, you twit&#33; :rolleyes:

Mistress http://members.roadfly.com/tite-wad/Sa.gif is in charge of enrollment... contact her so you can get yer jollies. :P [/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: Nice one Titey :lol: :lol:

>>Titeyhttp://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonHighFive.gif<<Jonno


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by [BlackAnvil]@22 August 2003 - 16:40
i&#39;m courting an older women
:o Why are you suing your grandmother?

What did she ever do to you? :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by titey+22 August 2003 - 21:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 22 August 2003 - 21:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin- i&#39;m courting an older women
:o Why are you suing your grandmother?

What did she ever do to you? :huh: [/quote]
:lol: :lol: Good comeback dude.................shall we rock this place? ;) B)


Jonno B)

[[BlackAnvil]]

wtf is goin on in this?
titey layin the smackdown on fat jonno? :lol:

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonHighFive.gif

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 16:45
:lol: :lol: Good comeback dude.................shall we rock this place? ;) B)

Jonno B)
Me thinks the NOOB is confused JONNO. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif



Edit: BTW - :blink: That&#39;s a pretty wild doo yer sportin there bro&#33; --&#62; http://members.roadfly.com/sheringham/harry.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by titey+22 August 2003 - 21:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 22 August 2003 - 21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 16:45
:lol:&nbsp; :lol: Good comeback dude.................shall we rock this place? ;)&nbsp; B)

Jonno B)
Me thinks the NOOB is confused JONNO. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif [/b][/quote]
Me agrees Titey.........thinks he got the upper hand on the lads :lol: :lol:

Wanna take him to school? ;)

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 17:06
Wanna take him to school? ;)

Jonno B)
Hmmm.... <_<

Perhaps only if he insists.... I&#39;ve got other matters to attend to at the moment. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

We&#39;ll see if Hypo comes back with an answer ;) :D


Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 23:10
We&#39;ll see if Hypo comes back with an answer ;) :D


Jonno B)
Is tariq here.

Why was I not informed.

Sorry that&#39;s two questions.

[titey]

Originally posted by JPaul@22 August 2003 - 17:17
Sorry that&#39;s two questions.
That&#39;s OK JP.... according to lynx, your allowed 3. ;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JPaul+22 August 2003 - 22:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 22 August 2003 - 22:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 23:10
We&#39;ll see if Hypo comes back with an answer ;)&nbsp; :D


Jonno B)
Is tariq here.

Why was I not informed.

Sorry that&#39;s two questions. [/b][/quote]
Looks that way JP......he pm&#39;d me and after I replied in that Cool way I do......he vanished...............Like an old oak table ;) B)

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+22 August 2003 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 22 August 2003 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JPaul@22 August 2003 - 22:17
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@22 August 2003 - 23:10
We&#39;ll see if Hypo comes back with an answer ;) :D


Jonno B)
Is tariq here.

Why was I not informed.

Sorry that&#39;s two questions.
Looks that way JP......he pm&#39;d me and after I replied in that Cool way I do......he vanished...............Like an old oak table ;) B)

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Good point.

Old Oak Tables are famed for their vanishing abilities.

Who hasn&#39;t heard the phrase - He vanished like a .... oh never mind.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Sorry....quote from percy ;)


Vanished....like an old oak table

Queenie:-
No....that&#39;s varnished Lord Percy

Percy:-
No, it was in the great fire of london.......My uncles table vanished......along with his house and alllll his worldly possesions...........In fact it was on that fateful night he himself vanished too


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Classic :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Are you perhaps demonstrating your cultural bent mate.

Be careful - people may work out that you are not a shallow as you would wish to portray.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JPaul@22 August 2003 - 22:34
Are you perhaps demonstrating your cultural bent mate.

Be careful - people may work out that you are not a shallow as you would wish to portray.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bigboab]

A spin with a knife edge eh&#33; :huh:

[Assultsniper]

If you put a laptop computer on your desk then why dont you put your desktop computer on your lap?

Why is everyone working at old navy not old or not from the navy?

[Smith]

~why do ppl ask questions2 the things they already know

~why r u ppl spamming my thred? :spam:

[chalkmongoose]

why has a tasty lunch meat come to mean pointless junk?

[Smith]

~what is at the end of the universe?

~is there life on mars? if so do they have high speed internet?

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by TheCanuk@23 August 2003 - 01:13
~what is at the end of the universe?

~is there life on mars? if so do they have high speed internet?
Do dust mites have the ability to use high-speed internet?

[J'Pol]

What does this mean -


Originally posted by Nimdock@23 August 2003 - 04:47
This board is really messed up&#33;

My post didn&#39;t &#39;bump&#39; the thread.
:rolleyes: Meh.... kinda gettin used to the little quirks.

Almost beginning to seem charming - NOT&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by JPaul+23 August 2003 - 10:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JPaul @ 23 August 2003 - 10:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> What does this mean -

<!--QuoteBegin-Nimdock@23 August 2003 - 04:47
This board is really messed up&#33;

My post didn&#39;t &#39;bump&#39; the thread.
:rolleyes: Meh.... kinda gettin used to the little quirks.

Almost beginning to seem charming - NOT&#33;&#33;&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
Stop doing that :blink: .......It&#39;s like being in Groundhog day :blink:

Jonno B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonDancer.gif

Sorry

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@23 August 2003 - 10:42
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonDancer.gif

Sorry

Jonno B)
what the ..... :blink:

[titey]

Originally posted by lilmiss+23 August 2003 - 07:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 23 August 2003 - 07:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@23 August 2003 - 10:42
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/EmoticonDancer.gif

Sorry

Jonno B)
what the ..... :blink: [/b][/quote]
It&#39;s JONNO&#39;s peepee dance&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Like I said, I have to do that when round your house cos I can&#39;t get to the bog :P

And what the hell is that growing outta your sink?? :blink:
It&#39;s moving for christs sake :blink:

Do you need a licence for that? :P :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@23 August 2003 - 08:46
And what the hell is that growing outta your sink?? :blink:
It&#39;s moving for christs sake :blink:

Jonno B)
:blink: I dunno, it&#39;s something you hocked up the last time you were here.

I&#39;ve tried everything I can think of to kill it - nothing works&#33; http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/nerves.gif