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and it came to my house. i paid the guy (who showed up 30 minutes late :angry: ) and it was lukewarm! :angry:
chalkmongoose
08-23-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by kAb@23 August 2003 - 01:24
and it came to my house. i paid the guy (who showed up 30 minutes late :angry: ) and it was lukewarm! :angry:
Smell it for traces of urine.
dingoBaby
08-23-2003, 01:25 AM
Just throw it in the oven for a few minutes. Good as new. At least you have food to eat.
Fold it up a couple of times and nuke it.
Microwaveheated pizza is still great junkfood.
Rip The Jacker
08-23-2003, 01:40 AM
See what you all did, (besides the traces of urine) this thread made my hungry.
I want some pizza damnit. :(
chalkmongoose
08-23-2003, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by KrackHead2k@23 August 2003 - 01:40
See what you all did, (besides the traces of urine) this thread made my hungry.
I want some pizza damnit. :(
That has happened to me. The fool showed up at my apartment, and the pizza smelled of urine. Even though it was two in the morning, I called the pizza place and had them drag the guy back down to my pad where I made him give me back the money for the pizza and then take the pizza back.
Rip The Jacker
08-23-2003, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by chalkmongoose@22 August 2003 - 17:44
That has happened to me. The fool showed up at my apartment, and the pizza smelled of urine. Even though it was two in the morning, I called the pizza place and had them drag the guy back down to my pad where I made him give me back the money for the pizza and then take the pizza back.
Just to be on the safe side, where did you order from? :blink:
Somebody1234
08-23-2003, 02:39 AM
Just nuke it like dingoBabys avatar. That's how I made that spinning image. I nuked a CDR for a few seconds and... zap. Then I scanned it with my scanner and then animated it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
titey
08-23-2003, 03:46 AM
http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif Nuke a CDR http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/ROFL.gif Oh, I get it! http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif
:blink: No I don't! :blink:
:rolleyes:
They don't have microwave ovens in Indiana yet titey?
Order one online then. It's great for junkfood.
You can also kill kittens in it if your arms get tired.
iamhere
08-23-2003, 08:05 AM
You guys will never belvie my night. This guy calls up and orders a roundtable pizza, from where I work. I am driving around trying to find his place and I have to go to the bathroom so I just pi$$ed on his pizza. I did this cause I was 30 min late and didnt have time to stop and the pizza was getting cold so I figured it would warm it up a bit. I finally found his place and gave it to him. I wonder how his pizza tasted.
This happed to me awhile back to. But this time this kid calles me back and makes me come back to his place, give his money back, and take the pizza back.
The nerve of some people.
titey
08-23-2003, 08:10 AM
Hmmmm....
Do you think there's any possibility that ......
Nah!!! :P
Keikan
08-23-2003, 08:29 AM
Track the pizza guy down and kill him with a knife. :devil:
iamhere
08-23-2003, 08:45 AM
You pea on someones pizza and everyone wants to kill you. Cant you take a joke, its just a little bit of urine.
J'Pol
08-23-2003, 08:49 AM
I thought that smell was the anchovies.
titey
08-23-2003, 09:00 AM
Originally posted by JPaul@23 August 2003 - 03:49
I thought that smell was the anchovies.
Probably tastes about the same. http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/puke.gif
the worst is when you ring up for something say:
1 extra large cheese tomato and onion
onion rings
and barbecue chicken
And the guy on the phone trys to sell you hot wings
"we have lots of hotwings on offer this week"
"no, barbecue is fine thanks"
"ok, so thats one pizza, some onion rings, and hotwings?"
"No, BARBECUE wings"
"ok, hotwings"
"NO, I said barbecue"
"ok"
phone gets put down, pizza guy turns up a while later, we pay, turns out we got given hot wings anyway, I didnt eat em, everyone else does, everyone else is up at 3 in the morning puking and crapping like their life depended on it. They always try and sell you the dodgy stock they have to get rid of the bastards.
Why cant they just do their job properly like most people?
Ive had them 2 hours late, burnt to a crisp, still doughy, I mean, how hard is it to put a pizza in the oven for the right amount of time?
SpaRkle
08-23-2003, 12:47 PM
lmao....theyre all cunts i swear....then they turn up totally randomly "thats £14 please"
"uh yeah, except we didnt order nething"
FOOLS
titey
08-23-2003, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by RGX@23 August 2003 - 07:38
the worst is when you ring up for something say:
1 extra large cheese tomato and onion
onion rings
and barbecue chicken
And the guy on the phone trys to sell you hot wings
"we have lots of hotwings on offer this week"
"no, barbecue is fine thanks"
"ok, so thats one pizza, some onion rings, and hotwings?"
"No, BARBECUE wings"
"ok, hotwings"
"NO, I said barbecue"
"ok"
phone gets put down, pizza guy turns up a while later, we pay, turns out we got given hot wings anyway, I didnt eat em, everyone else does, everyone else is up at 3 in the morning puking and crapping like their life depended on it. They always try and sell you the dodgy stock they have to get rid of the bastards.
I suspect fowl play. :shifty:
MetroStars
08-23-2003, 01:21 PM
I suspect fowl play.
u always do, man :lol:
lol, bastard Moon Pizza, if your ever in the romford area DONT order from them
(btw im not an essex boy, I have friends there lol)
titey
08-23-2003, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by RGX@23 August 2003 - 08:27
lol, bastard Moon Pizza, if your ever in the romford area DONT order from them
Whatever would possess anyone to order food from a place named Bastard Moon? :blink:
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