Ideal Job

[J'Pol]

I would love to be a postman.


You walk about holding your sack all day.

[chalice]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I have my sights firmly set on that.
Got an interview next week for postie.

[Nimdock]

I love my current job as a night dispatcher, I do the same things that I do at home (nothing), I have three pc's for me to use as I please, I can listen music, I'm alone at the office and can do just about anything that I want to do... and I get paid for it!!!

If I feel like to I can even go to sleep, all I have to do is turn up the volume of the phones in case that my boss decides to call at 3:00 a.m.

[Ron]

Postman huh?
You guys feel like sliding in stuff then?
You'll just love my mailbox then. :D
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[J'Pol]

NikkiD told you to stop posting pictures of her mate.

[Ron]

:ph34r:
Damn, you recognized her?
You must have been watching those pics very closely then.

[DarthInsinuate]

i would like to be paid to hang around the board - if not that, some job that involves blowing shit up

[Ron]

One of my toilets in the back is clogged up.
Maybe you could come around with a rubber hose and fix it?

[Lamsey]

Sorry, but the ideal job has to be a professional footballer.

Being paid ridiculous amounts of money for playing a game (that you enjoy anyway) in some of the best stadia in the world, alongside some of the best players in the world.... Sounds good to me.


Only problem is you have to be good at football :(

[Ron]

I got a customer who's job is going to girlie bars with customers of the (American) firm he works for.
So basically, he gets paid to drink, eat, f*ck, and party.
Damn well paid too, I might add.

(and no, it's no joke, I'm being 100% serious here)

[titey]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@23 August 2003 - 04:28
i would like to be paid to hang around the board - if not that, some job that involves blowing shit up
Why not combine the two and just blow shit around the board? :unsure:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by titey+23 August 2003 - 10:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 23 August 2003 - 10:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@23 August 2003 - 04:28
i would like to be paid to hang around the board - if not that, some job that involves blowing shit up
Why not combine the two and just blow shit around the board? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
Isn&#39;t that your job titey.

[Nimdock]

Originally posted by JPaul@23 August 2003 - 05:54
Isn&#39;t that your job titey.
It is, but he doesn&#39;t get paid.

[bigboab]

It would be a horrible job if you got posted(Pardon the pun) to France JP. Having to handle their letters. :D

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by bigboab@23 August 2003 - 11:10
It would be a horrible job if you got posted(Pardon the pun) to France JP. Having to handle their letters. :D
You&#39;ve taken that too far.

Spoiled it for everbody with your rude behaviour.

Some people .... tch.

[titey]

Originally posted by JPaul@23 August 2003 - 04:54
Isn&#39;t that your job titey.
Yes, but I find that there is entirely too much shit for me to do the job alone. :(

I tried hiring JONNO as an apprentice, but he&#39;s woefully inept. :P

(Feel free to quote me if you wish JP. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif)

[bigboab]

Touche :)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by titey+23 August 2003 - 11:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (titey @ 23 August 2003 - 11:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JPaul@23 August 2003 - 04:54
Isn&#39;t that your job titey.
Yes, but I find that there is entirely too much shit for me to do the job alone. :(

I tried hiring JONNO as an apprentice, but he&#39;s woefully inept. :P

(Feel free to quote me if you wish JP. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/LOL.gif) [/b]
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My post didn&#39;t &#39;bump&#39; the thread. [/quote]
:rolleyes: Meh.... kinda gettin used to the little quirks.

Almost beginning to seem charming - NOT&#33;&#33;&#33; :P

[titey]

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