When do you think the queen lost her virginity?

[tralalala]

As per request by chalice..


Discuss :snooty:

[chalice]

It's not a question of when but more of to whom.

If I'd had my way, I'd've merged the two threads into 'Do you think the Queen lost her virginity to a hotdog?'

She loves them Corgis, the mad, inbred bitch. Almost too much.

[wazza100]

can someone post a timeline/synopsis of her life but I'd imagine it'd be early- they married very early so little time to have a fling before hand.

Better thread title should be when do you think was the last time she had an orgasm and someone was inside her pants?

[IdolEyes787]

The Queen.Show proper respect republican.

Do you mean regular or anal?

[enoughfakefiles]

I think it might've grown back now :eyebrows:

[tralalala]

How's about a thread title - How much mustard does The Queen like on her hot dog before getting rogered? :rolleyes:

[Skweeky]

:o

You'll all get hung for treason!

:fear:

[Acid_death69]

howz it treason? dont really care much for the monarchy.

I remember in the Ali-G movie when he pulls down the queens kegs and finds out she has a brazillian:lol:

[tralalala]

I currently reside outside of the UK.. So till I get back I can post all the trash I want about the monarchy :D :01:




(Unless Israel has some sort of agreement with the UK of handing over accused criminals :unsure:)

[thewizeard]

:o

You'll all get hung for treason!

:fear:

I doubt it, hanging is, I thought, only statutory if you set fire to the shipyards of the British Navy (arson)..don't know about the Royal Air Force or Army, ( I don't think they have shipyards) perhaps he should try one of those alternatives.

[Skweeky]

Beheaded then :snooty:

[tralalala]

I was not in any type of relationship with Henry VIII, thank you very much :snooty:

[IdolEyes787]

Too bad,you'd make such a lovely couple.

[Acid_death69]

who would be the giver in that relationship;)

[tralalala]

@idol - How do you figure that?

@Acid - I think Queen Liz usually takes the "her on top" position..

[Acid_death69]

errrr:sick: it would be like a lumpy piece of leather moving back on forth on you, obv whilst you wear the crown lol

[IdolEyes787]

I was being facetious but you are pretty cute.:naughty:

[tralalala]

:ghey:

@Acid - I'm guessing you've had experience with sexing up an elderly woman to know if feels like leather? :eyebrows:

[tralalala]

fucking board with its doubling up my posts game <_<

[brotherdoobie]

:ghey:

@Acid - I'm guessing you've had experience with sexing up an elderly woman to know if feels like leather? :eyebrows:

Harry's mother, prolly (the Florida sun can be rough...on an old beaver).


-bd

[Acid_death69]

lol, nah im good fella