Midgets

[Something Else]

Have big arses. Why.

It's not a perspective thing. That's bollocks.

[tralalala]

It is. They have the same size head as you too.. It's just the in the middle bit that's a little wee :unsure:

[Something Else]

The heads look normal sized but the arses are huge.

[LaPistola]

midgets= little people with big arses
dwarves= little people

[IdolEyes787]

You are all confusing midgets with dwarfs.

Midget is a term used to describe perfectly proportioned human beings that are just unusually small.

Dwarfs on the other hand suffer from a variety of genetic conditions that leave them with freakishly small arms and legs and in some cases over-sized heads.

They also dwell underground and are much more fun to toss .

[Squeamous]

Have big arses. Why.

It's not a perspective thing. That's bollocks.

I agree, it's one of life's great mysteries. Personally I think they've been playing the perspective card too long and it's time for some answers.

[tesco]

It's just the in the middle bit that's a little wee :unsure:
The penis?:huh:

[callum]

It's just the in the middle bit that's a little wee :unsure:
The penis?:huh:

I think it's called the torso, if you have a penis in the middle of you,that'd make you a scrotum.

[Something Else]

:lol:

[wazza100]

this thread=:P

[Something Else]

this thread=:P

What do you mean. In English please.

[wazza100]

this thread=:P

What do you mean. In English please.

this thread equals stick out tongue

[Something Else]

What does that mean. :mellow:

[wazza100]

it means its not enough to get me to laugh to the extent that i shit my pants (literally speaking) but has enough humour to make me feel quite happy inside and enough to let out an occasion giggle.

[Something Else]

How is that related to a tounge.

[clocker]

It's a long story and it involves spelling.

Maybe later.

[vinhkhang01]

Perhaps you're correct.
It's easier with the icon - that way one would not mis-spell that word.:naughty:


It's a long story and it involves spelling.

Maybe later.

[JPaul]

it means its not enough to get me to laugh to the extent that i shit my pants (literally speaking)

Has that actually happened to you.

You dirty, dirty bastard.

[wazza100]

it means its not enough to get me to laugh to the extent that i shit my pants (literally speaking)

Has that actually happened to you.

You dirty, dirty bastard.

not since i was a baby 20+ years ago i'm afraid

[JPaul]

What age are you like.

[wazza100]

What age are you like.

not much older than 20 if u must know :happy:

[Something Else]

What age are you like.

not much older than 20 if u must know :happy:

That seems about right, judging by your picture.

Is that a trannie thing.

[JPaul]

What age are you like.

not much older than 20 if u must know :happy:

So what age were you when you last laughed so hard you literally shit your pants.

[wazza100]

not much older than 20 if u must know :happy:

So what age were you when you last laughed so hard you literally shit your pants.

u mean shite your pants, well I'd say it must have been as a baby when i was in nappies. Unfortunately my brain cells or my memory function is kinda gray so I can't be any more precise than that ;)

@Benchez- that's miranda kerr from victoria's secret and is one of the angels. She's hot as!

I'm tired and calling it a night

Peace out

Wazza

[JPaul]

So what age were you when you last laughed so hard you literally shit your pants.

u mean shite your pants,

No, I mean shit. The other option would be shat.

Yours doesn't work.

[Something Else]

Cross dressing wankers. :no:

[JPaul]

Furniture sanding gaylords.

[chalice]

Midgets rawk.

Midget facts:

Some midget hung himself on the set of The Wizard Of Oz. True story.

There are loads of midgets in Time Bandits.

Midgets are telepathic. This is a biological compensator for being a shortarse. However, they can only read the minds of other midgets. This is why they have not yet been successful in taking over the world.

[Something Else]

Those two would have interesting babies. :smilie4:

[JPaul]

Those two would have interesting babies. :smilie4:

Witch too.

[Something Else]

Those two would have interesting babies. :smilie4:

Witch too.

Cross dressing wankers and furniture sanding gaylords..

[JPaul]

My money would be on them producing a weird hybrid of a superhero and an accountants.






http://www.brentschulkin.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/09/accountant.jpg

[Something Else]

:lol:

I'm not going there.

[LaPistola]

:lol:

I'm not going there.
Scared, are you?:smilie4:

[Something Else]

Yes. Terrified. :fear: