I thought I'd tell you

[Skweeky]

I had this totally weird dream about mulder snogging me and JP trying to break into my bedroom :fear:

[brotherdoobie]

Every woman has that dream.


-bd

[Squeamous]

yup!

[brotherdoobie]

Pervs the lot of you.


-bd

[100%]

Mulder snogging you is the symbol of you not having enough marmite in your fridge.
JP trying to break into the bedroom is the symbol of your husband getting to close to your personal world/collection.

[Acid_death69]

Mulder snogging you is the symbol of you not having enough marmite in your fridge.
JP trying to break into the bedroom is the symbol of your husband getting to close to your personal world/collection.
can't argue with that:noes:

[JPaul]

How come I'm the negative figure in all of this, that's what I want to know.

[Squeamous]

You're the sinister figure in all of this, to be precise.

[JPaul]

I'm not left handed, both of my brothers are and my father was though.

True Story.

[Squeamous]

Yes, very good :rolleyes:.

[Something Else]

I'm not left handed, both of my brothers are and my father was though.

True Story.

That explains the weird dreams.

[Skweeky]

I think we didn't want you to find out because you would judge us :snooty:

[JPaul]

Sinister and judgemental, I must be a right cunt.

[Squeamous]

Skweeky's cunt sensor is in a heightened state right now cos she's preggers.

[100%]

Why women have the SCARIEST nightmares (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1054452/Why-women-scariest-nightmares.html)

Why women have the scariest nightmares

By David Derbyshire (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/search.html?s=y&authornamef=David+Derbyshire)
Last updated at 1:46 AM on 11th September 2008


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Women experience far more terrifying nightmares than men, a study has found.

Their dreams are also more intense and leave more of an impression when they wake up, scientists say.

Psychologists say changes in a woman's body temperature - caused by her monthly cycle - are responsible for increasing the number of vivid and disturbing dreams.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/09/10/article-1054452-029AFE1300000578-46_468x309.jpg Not such sweet dreams: Women experience far scarier nightmares than men because of changes in their body temperature, according to a study
The findings came from a study of 170 volunteers at the University of the West of England.

'We found that women reported significantly more nightmares than men,' said Dr Jennie Parker, who carried out the study.

When asked to record their most recent dream, 19 per cent of male students reported having a nightmare compared to 30 per cent of women.
The study, due to be published in a journal, also found that women's dreams were more emotional.

Dr Parker believes that nightmares help the brain 'rehearse' distressing and disturbing events that one is likely to encounter in the future.

'One of the things that people do is put all these dreams under the umbrella term nightmares,' she said.

'But there are different types of nightmares and women report more of them.'

Her work has identified at least three distinct types of nightmare, all of which may allow the brain to rehearse its reaction to a distressing or dangerous situation.

One involves being chased or hunted. Another involves the loss of a parent, child or partner. The third involves weird and new environments.

Past studies have linked changes in body temperature with dreams.

A woman's temperature usually rises after ovulation - half way through the monthly cycle --and falls again just before a period starts.

Dr Parker said there was evidence linking dreams to temperature changes in the menstrual cycle.

'Women who are premenstrual tend to dream more aggressively, and they are also more likely to remember the dreams,' she said.

Some dream experts argue that women don't have more nightmares but are simply better at remembering and talking about them.

However, the study asked volunteers to record all their dreams upon waking.

'It does look like women are experiencing more nightmares,' Dr Parker added.

Dr Chris Idikowski, director of the Edinburgh Sleep Centre, said there were significant differences in the way men and women dreamed.

'Women always remember dreams more than men,' he told the British Association science festival in Liverpool.

'They end up talking more about their mental life than men do so there's more ability to remember.'

Dreaming is part of the normal sleep pattern and happens every night, even for those who insist they don't dream.

Sleepers are most likely to remember nightmares and bad dreams if they wake up during them.

[JPaul]

Bluff

[100%]

jp at least she let you into her dream. even if it was in the shining mode.

[JPaul]

Heeeeeere's JP.

[Proper Bo]

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/6296/heresjpdv1.jpg
Wheeeeeeeeeere's Drinky

[Skweeky]

Skweeky's cunt sensor is in a heightened state right now cos she's preggers.


It's true :yes:

[Imagine_If]

I had this totally weird dream about mulder snogging me and JP trying to break into my bedroom :fear:

:O This sounds like a job for the KLF. How do you know it was JP..,did he wear his avatar? If you have photos or other proof, post them here then I will light the beacons and in no time, across the whole of the UK, our KLF reservists will be called to active duty. Most of the KLF are in the BT forum at this very moment incognito, keeping an eye open for cucumbers..er I mean Ron. As for Mulder, we have our custom Quantum reverse wave fuction projector that deals specifically with such infringements of your private zones..That should make him disapear out of your dreams, forever. :unsure: I think..

[Skweeky]

JP looked exactly like Columbo! :fear:

[NotLettingItGo]

Now that I can believe :yup:

[JPaul]

JP looked exactly like Columbo! :fear:

Pretty conclusive evidence methinks

Was I also wearing T'Hoops.

[Skweeky]

I can't remember.

[JPaul]

How would you know anyway, if I was only trying to get into your room.

[Skweeky]

Because I was speaking to you before I went in to snog mulder :snooty:

[Squeamous]

I had a totally weird dream last night about the EU and tax rebates. I didn't understand most of it, can you explain JP?

[Something Else]

I had a totally weird dream last night about the EU

About me. :wub:

[CrabGirl]

I dreamt about you a little while ago B. Nothing sordid so don't worry. we were working out how to steal a pub umbrella from outside the pub we were drinking in and came up with a foolproof masterplan.

Not that either of us would steal stuff from a pub now would we.. Lol

[Squeamous]

I had a totally weird dream last night about the EU

About me. :wub:

Dream not nightmare :ermm:

[Alien5]

i dremt i was staying in a sex hotel.

[brotherdoobie]

i dremt i was staying in a sex hotel.


Did the cramp in your hand wake you up? :mellow:



-bd

[Skweeky]

I had a dream I was sucking the nipples of that actress who plays Joy in 'My Name is Earl' :yes:

[kippertoad]

I dreamt i was working in a african hut making a million dollars from selling diamonds

[JPaul]

I had a totally weird dream last night about the EU and tax rebates. I didn't understand most of it, can you explain JP?
Probly better getting one of those accountant type chaps for that.

Are you implying that I'm a ... right, that's going too far.

/reported.

[JPaul]

http://www.all-nude-celebs.us/taboo/jaime-pressly/jaime002.jpg

[JPaul]

http://www.celeb-porn.info/jaime-pressly-nude.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

I had a dream I was sucking the nipples of that actress who plays Joy in 'My Name is Earl' :yes:


Did the cramp in your hand wake you up?



-bd

[callum]

I had a dream I was sucking the nipples of that actress who plays Joy in 'My Name is Earl' :yes:


Did the cramp in your hand wake you up?



-bd

What? She's a lady!
And she was sucking, much better if the cramp in her tongue shut her up.


I'm off now til her baby is born and she's too busy to post on the internet.:shutup:

[brotherdoobie]

Did the cramp in your hand wake you up?



-bd

What? She's a lady!
And she was sucking, much better if the cramp in her tongue shut her up.


I'm off now til her baby is born and she's too busy to post on the internet.:shutup:


Do ladies use something other than their hand to masturbate (besides the obvious)?



-bd :O