Diagnosis please.

[100%]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

[Proper Bo]

Ewe're not wearing your glasses, like.

[100%]

what?
typing seems like hard work too.

[clocker]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease.
Just make an appointment at the front desk and we'll have you sorted in a jiffy.

Or, maybe you're pregnant.
I'll think about it and get back to you.

[wazza100]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

drunk maybe ;)

[Squeamous]

My eyes, I can not focus.

All the letters seem blurred,
i
typeon pure instinct.

Diagnosis please.

Semen build-up. Have a wank.

[Skweeky]

My God, it's up to his eyes? I'm now having visions of him crying tears of sperm :fear:

Thanks for that

[100%]

:lol:
forced her to take a cab home for "lunch".

My eyeball focus has been totally restored, as is coordination (less of stumbling).
No surgery was necessary.
Thank you for your diagnosticisms.

[Old Geezer]

Well we can add this to the most rediculous thread column.

[clocker]

We could but that would be selly.

[Old Geezer]

We could but that would be selly.

Ah. Trying to suck me in huh to correct your spelling?

[Proper Bo]

He cirtainly isn't.

[callum]

We could but that would be selly.

Ah. Trying to suck me in huh to correct your spelling?

Not likely, your dictionary doesn't even know how to spell, what fucking chance have you got.

[JPaul]

Hi Callum, how goes it with you mate.

[callum]

Hi Callum, how goes it with you mate.

Not bad, I've made my insulting post for the weekend and can now sit back and relax.

You're up a bit late, is there something good on the telly?

[JPaul]

Nah I was working late so I'm just making Friday night a bit later.

[callum]

Nah I was working late

On a friday! Can't you tell your work that you do your big shop on a friday after work, it always works for me.

[JPaul]

There wasn't really anyone to tell. I was the only person there.

Otherwise that's a fabulous plan and I shall use it in the future.

[CrabGirl]

My God JP Do you ever sleep?

[JPaul]

That's what work's for, Shirley.

[Skweeky]

I thought you were one of those secret soldiers who has a bit of their brain cut out so they never have to sleep :fear:

[JPaul]

They cut out the wrong bit. Now I have no sense of decorum.

Whilst we're at it, is your pelvis still being a cunt.

[Skweeky]

:lol:

:(

Yeah mate, I'm now on two crutches, but the pain has subsided so I can at least get around the house etc...
Finishing work in two weeks and should hopefully have passed my driving test by then.

[JPaul]

The car will be really handy when the hunlet comes along.

[Skweeky]

Stop insulting my unborn baby ffs. Have you no sense of decency?

[JPaul]

No sense of decorum, I told you that.