Things you should never do

[Skweeky]

1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:

[Skweeky]

Rubbing Vicks on your chest and then touching your private parts

[CrabGirl]

chop chillies then change a non-applicator tampon

[Skweeky]

Get a nose piercing on a Parisian flea market

[wazza100]

shaving while drunk

[j2k4]

Wood-carving in the dark. :dabs:

[JPaul]

1. Eating a spicy curry whilst having heartburn :ermm:

What kind of fucking moranic baffoon would do that.

[Skweeky]

me :(

[JPaul]

I know you wouldn't, Skweeky.

[Skweeky]

I couldn't resist. It was mind over physical discomfort. I use the excuse it was in preparation for labour. :snooty:

[JPaul]

You could have gone into labour, arse.

[Skweeky]

What? From eating spicy curry 2 months before my due date? I doubt it...

[vinhkhang01]

Sleep with your sister-in-law.

[JPaul]

Brother's wife or wife's sister.

[vinhkhang01]

Brother's wife may be ok since men like to share but not ladies.

[turin]

If you feel your eye itching while chopping chillies don't give in to it

[Old Geezer]

Never.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/shavecat.jpg

[enoughfakefiles]

Let someone else pack your parachute.

[vinhkhang01]

:wacko:


Never.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/biker/shavecat.jpg

[helpme]

leeching and you watching porn

[Seedler]

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

[z0rix]

call yout mother 3 o clock in the morning to say that she is going to be a grandma (and lying)

[brotherdoobie]

Leaving your dorm door half-open whilst fapping

It's best to leave it fully open, eh?


-bd :01:

[MediaSlayer]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

[brotherdoobie]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

A laptop was built for the purpose of portable porn. It's true.


-bd :yup:

[JPaul]

bring your laptop in the bathroom with you while you're doing your business.

Run a business from your bathroom.

[MediaSlayer]

:lol:

[eatchocolate]

Never kick a pot of paint by anger in a student house you rent for a year.
Otherwise you'll have to pay £500 ($1000) to buy a new carpet...

:(

[Skweeky]

French eh?
Pah

:lol:

[Biggles]

Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running. :pinch:

[Skweeky]

Ask your husband and his mate to replace the shower unit. :angry:

[tesco]

Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running. :pinch:
:unsure: can an engine run without one spark plug?

[Skweeky]

Doe we have any plumbers in the house?

[tesco]

Is electrician close enough? :unsure:

[tesco]

21000 :/

[Alien5]

never ask your GF to give you a massage with tiger balm, then let her rub your bawls :pinch:

[Guillaume]

French eh?
Pah

:lol:
Well, it's not like we have a choice, now is it?

[Skweeky]

Is electrician close enough? :unsure:


It's an electric shower...but the electrics aren't the problem. The water connection is :unsure:

[Something Else]

Uh oh. Her water's broken. :fear:

[JPaul]

Use your finger to clean a spark plug lead while the engine is running. :pinch:
:unsure: can an engine run without one spark plug?

:rod:

[tesco]

:unsure: can an engine run without one spark plug?

:rod:
:noes: I truly don't know.

[brotherdoobie]

:rod:
:noes: I truly don't know.


It may sputter and miss, but of course it can.


-bd

[ziggyjuarez]

Tell everyone to fck off because you're leaveing for 1 million years.
fck=Fuck

[Biggles]

:noes: I truly don't know.


It may sputter and miss, but of course it can.


-bd

...and by pulling off the leads one after the other for a brief moment while the engine is running you can spot the one that makes no difference. At least this was the case with old cars - modern EMS would probably go into some sort of sulk if you tried it.

In my case there was a bit of condensation in the plug lead and I cleaned it with my finger. My father was in the car - he nearly croaked laughing. :(

[brotherdoobie]

It may sputter and miss, but of course it can.


-bd

...and by pulling off the leads one after the other for a brief moment while the engine is running you can spot the one that makes no difference. At least this was the case with old cars - modern EMS would probably go into some sort of sulk if you tried it.

In my case there was a bit of condensation in the plug lead and I cleaned it with my finger. My father was in the car - he nearly croaked laughing. :(




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-bd

[Biggles]

...and by pulling off the leads one after the other for a brief moment while the engine is running you can spot the one that makes no difference. At least this was the case with old cars - modern EMS would probably go into some sort of sulk if you tried it.

In my case there was a bit of condensation in the plug lead and I cleaned it with my finger. My father was in the car - he nearly croaked laughing. :(




http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/lestrocuted.gif




-bd

Yup that is pretty much as I remember it :(

[brotherdoobie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/lestrocuted.gif




-bd

Yup that is pretty much as I remember it :(


:lestrocuted:



:lol:


-bd

[j2k4]

It may sputter and miss, but of course it can.


-bd

...and by pulling off the leads one after the other for a brief moment while the engine is running you can spot the one that makes no difference. At least this was the case with old cars - modern EMS would probably go into some sort of sulk if you tried it.

In my case there was a bit of condensation in the plug lead and I cleaned it with my finger. My father was in the car - he nearly croaked laughing. :(

I think I'd like your dad, Les. :yup:

[MediaSlayer]

never fall for the "i need to insert this medicine in your fanny" (http://www.westerntelegraph.co.uk/news/1351648.woman_tricked_into_sex_by_penis_cream_treatment/) trick.

[petra1210]

post things on the internet cause every1 can see it! :bleh:

[ringoismynamo]

Use chemical hair remover on ur private parts :(