Post Your Favorite Chuck Norris Facts...

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.




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[becomehokage]

He doesnt believe in god.God believes in him !

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.



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[Barbarossa]

Chuck Norris is a prick.

[Skiz]

Chuck Norris wasn't born. He round-house kicked his way out.

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris is a prick.


Be careful, Barbie. Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.




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[brotherdoobie]

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


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[chalice]

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

[chalice]

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.



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[chalice]

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong to a 'who has the most testicles' contest.

Chuck Norris won by 5.

[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.



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[brotherdoobie]

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


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[brotherdoobie]

Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.


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[brotherdoobie]

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.


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[Jiggles]

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

[S3v3N]

Chuck Norris let the dogs out.

[Biggles]

His left eyebrow is called Leftie.

[outsiderview]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

leave chuck norris alone

Piss off n0uce. I am here to extol the virtues of Mr. Norris.



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[Jiggles]

when Chuck Norris fu*ks a hoe, they pay him for the privilege.

[fstrulzz]

Chuck Norris once ate his whole birthday cake in one bite..... before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[petra1210]

my favorites chuck norris facts :)
-Chuck Norris doesnt wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
-There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. there is only another fist.
-Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
-When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

[petra1210]

http://neatorama.cachefly.net/images/2008-01/chuck-norris-split-rock.jpg
:lol:

[becomehokage]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.


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L-fucking-mao!~wahahhahah

[becomehokage]

o.O I will admit that you are sexy petra :smilie4:

[petra1210]

o.O I will admit that you are sexy petra :smilie4:
Chuck Norris is so sexy that he can attracts neutrons, without the help of gravity. :fear:

[becomehokage]

Chuck Norris existed before the big bang!

[becomehokage]

Thats 100% Confirmed.

[Defy]

Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.

[tralalala]

God is Chuck Norris's sidekick.

[petra1210]

If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces :fear:

[tralalala]

:lol:

Chuck Norris once said "I am, therefore I think".

[petra1210]

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet :fear:

[tralalala]

Chuck Norris doesn't use an internet browser, the internet browses him.

[petra1210]

:lol:

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

[tralalala]

:glag:

When Chuck Norris shatters a mirror, he gets 7 years of orsum luck :smilie4:

[100%]

Chuck Norris should stay out of politics.

[becomehokage]

Chuck Norris has Osama Bin Laden chained up in his backyard.

[Biggles]

But not Bruce Lee


obviousment

[petra1210]

The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings :)

[petra1210]

:lol::lol: :glag:

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

[ryan20021982]

:lol::lol: :glag:

http://www.nochucknorris.com/

Lmao thats good

[internetsafari]

chuck norris can design websites in cmyk ;) hehehe

[ryan20021982]

If Chuck Norris dies dont worry you'll have already been dead for awhile.