The best book/book series you ve ever read.

[kippertoad]

Harry potter series

Awesome stuff

[chalice]

Fuck Off by me.

[chalice]

Fuck Off II was also good.

That was also by me.

[kippertoad]

Fuck Off II was also good.

That was also by me.

I am sure, they are interesting.. do you have ebooks?

[clocker]

I've been camping in front of the local Barnes & Nobles waiting for Chalice's next installment.
Five days into my vigil, the manager came out and asked what I was doing.
"Fuck Off!", I said.


Well, long story short, I lost my place in line.

[chalice]

Those were the ebooks, true story.

Hold on, I'll write another one, before your very fucking eyes.

Fuck Off III, You're Not Getting The Fucking Message.

[chalice]

I've been camping in front of the local Barnes & Nobles waiting for Chalice's next installment.
Five days into my vigil, the manager came out and asked what I was doing.
"Fuck Off!", I said.


Well, long story short, I lost my place in line.

Quality.

[kippertoad]

here you go, the award for the most fucked up book series of 2008

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[JPaul]

Harry potter series

Awesome stuff

Never having read them I can confidently say they were written for weans.

[chalice]

Cheers. :happy:

You've inspired me.

Fuck Off IV- How More Of A Fucking Spastic Can You Possibly Be? The Revenge.

[kippertoad]

that title deserves the most fucked up author title too ;)
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My sincerest congratulations

[chalice]

Fuck Off V- The Cancer Years.

[chalice]

Fuck Off VI- You Do Fucking Realise That There Is A Fucking Section On This Fucking Forum For Discussing Fucking Books And By Posting this Shite In The Lounge, You Will Be Open To Exactly This Kind Of Shite, Don't You?

[kippertoad]

A book cover for your literary works
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and your generosity :)

[chalice]

Fuck Off VII- Fuck Back Off To To The Book Section And Read Your Harry Potter Rip Off Bawls.

On a personal note, Harry Potter sucks the bawls to the max.

Post-modern/capitalist theft. Fact.

[kippertoad]

Fuck Off VII- Fuck Back Off To To The Book Section And Read Your Harry Potter Rip Off Bawls.

On a personal note, Harry Potter sucks the bawls to the max.

Post-modern/capitalist theft. Fact.

Oh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)

And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series

[clocker]

Post-modern/capitalist theft.
Does this mean something or do you just have a pixel quota to meet?

[chalice]

Fuck Off VII- Fuck Back Off To To The Book Section And Read Your Harry Potter Rip Off Bawls.

On a personal note, Harry Potter sucks the bawls to the max.

Post-modern/capitalist theft. Fact.

Oh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)

And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series

Fantastic!

You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.

[brotherdoobie]

Fuck Off VII- Fuck Back Off To To The Book Section And Read Your Harry Potter Rip Off Bawls.

On a personal note, Harry Potter sucks the bawls to the max.

Post-modern/capitalist theft. Fact.

Oh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)

And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series


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Irony, ftw!



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[kippertoad]

Oh my, Please hire a proof reader next time :)

And thanks for your fine opinion on the harry potter series

Fantastic!

You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.

Do you misjudge everyones gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:

[JPaul]

Fantastic!

You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.

Do you misjudge everyone's gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:

Fixed

[chalice]

Post-modern/capitalist theft.
Does this mean something or do you just have a pixel quota to meet?

Now that I've been goaded into actually talking about something, are you gonna deny that Harry Potter is little else than regurgitated fantasy done better by others? Or wot?

[chalice]

Fantastic!

You've just corrected a typo in the lounge. You're gonna be a busy girl.

Do you misjudge everyones gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:

I had you down as a bloke from the get go.

I just wanted to call you a girl because you're acting like one.

[kippertoad]

Do you misjudge everyones gender like that, including your own I presume? :w00t:

I had you down as a bloke from the get go.

I just wanted to call you a girl because you're acting like one.

I dont expect better from someone as fucked up as that..

[chalice]

I had you down as a bloke from the get go.

I just wanted to call you a girl because you're acting like one.

I don't expect much better from someone as fucked up as that..

How the fuck could you expect anything off of someone you don't know?

You fucking spastic.

[callum]

I like the harry potter books as well, you bunch of fucking cunt arsed bastards.

[kippertoad]

I don't think you would understand..

[chalice]

I like the harry potter books as well, you bunch of fucking cunt arsed bastards.

:glag:

[clocker]

Does this mean something or do you just have a pixel quota to meet?

Now that I've been goaded into actually talking about something, are you gonna deny that Harry Potter is little else than regurgitated fantasy done better by others? Or wot?
I've been an avid reader of the Fuck Off series, so what do you think?

You could successfully argue that Fuck Off, You Skeeving Douchenozzle- recently written by me- is, in fact, "capitalist theft" (have your lawyers call my lawyers, ponceboy).

Or,

You might say that Fuck Off, Scheudenfraude In the Lounge - not coincidentally, also by me- is "post modern".

But to claim that Harry Potter is either or both is just silly talk.

So, fuck off.

[callum]

This is obviously a touchy subject for chalice, 7 books about magic and magical things and not one mention of leprechauns and lucky charms.

[chalice]

This is obviously a touchy subject for chalice, 7 books about magic and magical things and not one mention of leprechauns and lucky charms.

Noice, the hun shows his colours.

[chalice]

Now that I've been goaded into actually talking about something, are you gonna deny that Harry Potter is little else than regurgitated fantasy done better by others? Or wot?
I've been an avid reader of the Fuck Off series, so what do you think?

You could successfully argue that Fuck Off, You Skeeving Douchenozzle- recently written by me- is, in fact, "capitalist theft" (have your lawyers call my lawyers, ponceboy).

Or,

You might say that Fuck Off, Scheudenfraude In the Lounge - not coincidentally, also by me- is "post modern".

But to claim that Harry Potter is either or both is just silly talk.

So, fuck off.

Where am I now?

Fuck Off 18 or something else? What the fuck are Roman Numerals for 18 anyways?

It would all be nice if we could all get along, Clocker but if some fucking twat posts shite I don't like , I'll express that, as will you.

Still doesn't retract from the fact that Harry Potter is fucking shite, derived from stolen ideas.

So, fuck off youself as well.

[clocker]

What the fuck are Roman Numerals for 18 anyways?


XVIII.

Ah, the advantages of a classical education.

Gallia est divisa in tres partes...

[JPaul]

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, Shirley.

[chalice]

What the fuck are Roman Numerals for 18 anyways?


XVIII.

Ah, the advantages of a classical education.

Gallia est divisa in tres partes...

I actually knew what the numerals were for 18. It was an ironic thing, you obviously wouldn't understand, Miles Glorianus.

[clocker]

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, Shirley.
Yeah, what you said.
Caesar was never my favorite author.

[chalice]

I'm having difficulty remembering the Latin for 'You are a fucking twat'.

Veritas.

[JPaul]

Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, Shirley.
Yeah, what you said.
Caesar was never my favorite author.

Which one :blink:

[clocker]

Oh, you know...the Roman one.
He invented salad.

[chalice]

This is obviously a touchy subject for chalice, 7 books about magic and magical things and not one mention of leprechauns and lucky charms.

Noice, the hun shows his colours.

So, got any more racism, Callum? That was quality.

You've been holding back for so long. Let's have it, like.

[callum]

Noice, the hun shows his colours.

So, got any more racism, Callum? That was quality.

You've been holding back for so long. Let's have it, like.

Nah, I was going to move on to the mentally disabled, but you've already done that.

[chalice]

So, got any more racism, Callum? That was quality.

You've been holding back for so long. Let's have it, like.

Nah, I was going to move on to the mentally disabled, but you've already done that.

Nice deflection, you racist cunt. :smilie4:

[chalice]

Fuck sake, when are cunts gonna realise that this is the fucking lounge.

Callum, I was joking.

Clocker, I was joking.

Kippertoad (quality name btw), I was joking.

Might not have been funny but it entertained my sorry arse for a good 2 hours. Maybe more.

However, Harry Potter is still fucking bawls. True story.

[JPaul]

So, got any more racism, Callum? That was quality.

You've been holding back for so long. Let's have it, like.

Nah, I was going to move on to the mentally disabled, but you've already done that.

When did anyone mention the mentally disabled. I didn't see that.

[callum]

Fuck sake, when are cunts gonna realise that this is the fucking lounge.

Callum, I was joking.

Clocker, I was joking.

Kippertoad (quality name btw), I was joking.

Might not have been funny but it entertained my sorry arse for a good 2 hours. Maybe more.

However, Harry Potter is still fucking bawls. True story.

You gave yourself away with the use of the smilie in your second from last post. I just thought your wife had hidden your booze until then.

[callum]

Nah, I was going to move on to the mentally disabled, but you've already done that.

When did anyone mention the mentally disabled. I didn't see that.

Shut up spastic.

[Skweeky]

It's 'Schadefreude' clocker. Ffs, get it right.

[JPaul]

When did anyone mention the mentally disabled. I didn't see that.

Shut up spastic.

Spastic is a medical term and refers to having spasms. For example a spastic colon.

It doesn't refer to mental disability if that's what you're implying. If not, I don't really see your point.