Dietmar Hamann Vs Roberto Carlos

[DarthInsinuate]

there hasn't been enough sport around here lately - if either of these tractor-engine powered kickers were taking a free-kick, which one would you least like to stand in front of?

http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/team/squad/hamann/images/profile.jpghttp://www.soccerage.com/en/00/57118a.jpg

I'd say Hamann because Roberto Carlos tends to prefer to hit the fat bloke with the pie sitting in Row Z, although look at them thighs and Hamann is a bit of a German/Scouse ponce.

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wot about Riise? did u c the goal against man utd

[Turd Ferguson]

Roberto Carlos because of that wicked bend he puts on the ball. Imagine seeing a ball flying wide of the goal only to have it swing back at the last second and hit you in the nads!

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But that only happens once every....... well, once against France