I really smell.

[CrabGirl]

I've been ill for a few days and although I had a shower yesterday I've been sweating and laying around in my own filth since then so I absolutely reek. It's a refreshing change from being clean.

I may cultivate this aroma further.

[Something Else]

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:

[brotherdoobie]

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:


Roll smaller spliffs, ffs.



-bd

[CrabGirl]

Sick girl sweat has a peculiarly disturbing aroma.

[brotherdoobie]

Sick girl sweat has a peculiarly disturbing aroma.

My youngest daughter was sick most of last week, and she would ask me to tickle her back, to help her fall asleep. I can't get that smell out of my head.



-bd :(

[Something Else]

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:


Roll smaller spliffs, ffs.



-bd

:lol:

:dry:

-Bar Steward

[JPaul]

Now you know what I feel like after a day of lifting stuff. :emo:

Lifting sandpaper and brushes doesn't count as manual labour.

Not even a wee bit.

[Alien5]

PM hairbautt, he apparently likes smelly feet.

[CrabGirl]

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.

[Alien5]

all girls smell funny

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

is ebay down for you?

i cant sign in.

EDIT: working now.

[Alien5]

now theres 5p's and 20p's in there too, im laughing at her even more, she still doesnt see the funny side. :

[CrabGirl]

all girls smell funny

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that

is ebay down for you?

i cant sign in.

Hello Aliens New Girlfriend.

Girls smell hot - except when they are sick...

I'm ok with ebay

[Alien5]

thanks i signed in, couldn't get the my ebay thing to load, i think i was still signed in.

hello allens friend she says.

[CrabGirl]

No she doesn't. I know your real name don't forget. She'd have said that...

She sounds nice... is she nice?

[Alien5]

she... is

[JPaul]

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.

I'm not ashamed to say I just got a semi.

[CrabGirl]

:glag:

Brilliant.

[Skweeky]

JP, I'm just not comfortable with your recently found openess about your sexuality :fear:

[CrabGirl]

I rather like it. But then again, I'm a pervert.

[Skweeky]

I feel like he is slowing turning into mulder :huh:

[Alien5]

i feel he has turned into mulder way to quickly. :blink:

[Skweeky]

:o

JP = mulder

/me remembers the picture mulder once sent her with 'Skweeky' written on a rather private bodypart

[Barbarossa]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that



If it's a choice between that and talking to you then what does that say about you?


Serves you right for picking up chicks at the loony bin :sly:

[brotherdoobie]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's

how sad is that



If it's a choice between that and talking to you then what does that say about you?


Serves you right for picking up chicks at the loony bin :sly:


:lol:



-bd

[JPaul]

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.

[chalice]

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.

[JPaul]

Well said, as ever the voice of reason.

[Amtoj]

Yeah ebay's fine. I like the smell of girls, I think its a fetish, but thats one of the first things that attracts me.

[Skiz]

I feel like he is slowing turning into mulder :huh:

Someone has to fill the gap.

[Skiz]

:drummer:

[Barbarossa]

I'm not the new mulder, no way no how.

However barbie is definitely the new manker what with all the harshing and the hounding.

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.

So what you're saying is I'm a bastard offspring of manker and snee, but not nearly as good as either?

I'll have to get that engraved on my tombstone :01:

[brotherdoobie]

Yeah Barbs is way too harsh.

He lacks the style and aplomb of manker.

He keeps calling people mongs, spastics, cunts, fuckers and the like.

How sad is that?

What a spastic, mong fucking cunt fucker, like.

Also he needs to tone down the expletives. It's not big and it's not clever.

So what you're saying is I'm a bastard offspring of manker and snee, but not nearly as good as either?

I'll have to get that engraved on my tombstone :01:



When did manker and snee start dating?


:ohmy:



-bd

[Barbarossa]

It was not so much a date, rather just a drunken thumble in the car-park.

You're so old-fashioned, BD :happy:

[brotherdoobie]

It was not so much a date, rather just a drunken thumble in the car-park.

You're so old-fashioned, BD :happy:

I'm a romantic at heart.


-bd :happy:

[Hairbautt]

Lover > Fighter

PM hairbautt, he apparently likes smelly feet.

feet don't smell, I've showered now. Smell a bit like cocoa. Cocoa and girl.
Wouldn't hurt to do it anyway.

[Cheese]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's



The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

[Barbarossa]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's



The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

:lol: :earl:

[Agrajag]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's



The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

Dear hooker,

Cheese can't shag you this evening because he has been a very naughty boy.

yours

Bridge.

[CrabGirl]

my new girlfriend is sitting here on the floor separating 2p's and 1p's



The hookers around my area only accept notes . . .

:glag: