I Am Fucking Starving. True story.

[chalice]

Just checked the fridge.

There's fuck all that I want. There's cheese and butter and tomatoes and eggs and sliced ham and milk and chillies and peppers and other stuffs wot I don't know the name of.

I'm a gonna phone something extravagant and unnecessary and hide the packaging. The missus is asleep and she'll kick my fuck in if she thinks I've pigged it out in her absence.

Living on the edge to the max. :smilie4:

[Proper Bo]

ewe should wake her up and tell her to cook you something, obviousment.

[chalice]

Phoned a Tex-Mex Murger with Spicy Wedges off of the local Mexican.

Local Mexican just doesn't sound right in Belfast.

Still, I await this win with fervour.

[chalice]

Old Geezer phones for soup cos that's the only thing his fucked up system will allow.

Thank God for Meals on Wheels.

[Alien5]

hoi, Leave the Unverified surviving veterans of the First World War alone.

[Proper Bo]

Pre-emptive posting about lurkers, ftw.

[chalice]

nom..nom..nom

This murger rawks.

[chalice]

nom..nom..nom

Wedges are right nice too.

nom..nom..nom

[Acid_death69]

lol, if only they could keep the taste and not supposidly damage your health. In my eye's there aint nothing wrong with a takeaway once in a while.

[Proper Bo]

I'd imagine having potato wedges in your eyes would probably hurt, even if it was only once in a while.

[chalice]

Washed it down with a pint of cow juice.

Barbs or Skiz, I'm not starving anymore.

You can close this thread now.

Woo hoo!!

[Acid_death69]

indeed, no doubt it would hurt. But is there someone retarded enough to do something like that lol

[Skiz]

Local Mexican just doesn't sound right in Belfast.

That was my first thought.

I shutter at the thought of what you actually received.

Do tell.

[Barbarossa]

Washed it down with a pint of cow juice.

Barbs or Skiz, I'm not starving anymore.

You can close this thread now.

Woo hoo!!

I'll leave it open on the off-chance that you are starving again at some point in the future

[brotherdoobie]

Local Mexican just doesn't sound right in Belfast.

That was my first thought.

I shutter at the thought of what you actually received.

Do tell.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/132857045_04b2c75126.jpg



:blink:


-bd

[Skweeky]

I'm thinking of getting a pizza delivered. Would that be really bad? :huh:

[chalice]

I'm thinking of getting a pizza delivered. Would that be really bad? :huh:

Wouldn't be bad at all. In fact I insist you do it.

Foetuses love pizza. Well known fact.

[chalice]

I'm eating a packet of McCoy's Ridge Cut Salt and Malt Vinegar crisps. True story.

It feels like I'm eating a fucking seasoned plank.

Not doing that again.

[brotherdoobie]

I'm thinking of ordering Deep Fried Pickles. They're delicious.


-bd :happy:

[Skiz]

That was my first thought.

I shutter at the thought of what you actually received.

Do tell.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/132857045_04b2c75126.jpg



:blink:


-bd

Is it supposed to be "shudder" or something else? :unsure:

[chalice]

Yes it should be 'shudder', Skiz.

Blind spot there mate. :no:

I'd guess the tex-mex burger was quite a distance from what you're used to.

The guy who delivered it looked like he was from Turkish extraction so it was more akin to a badly wrapped kebab than anything remotely Mexican.

But I didn't care cos I was fucking starving.

[Skiz]

I never knew that about the "shudder" spelling. True story. :idunno:

As for the grub, fuck it. So long as it was good. :)

[chalice]

Cottage Pie tonight.

No, that's not a homosexual code. I don't speak Polari.

I'm just eating my fucking dinner, youse cunts.

[JPaul]

A pie's a pie, cottage or otherwise.

Come to think of it' I've never really thought of cottage pie as pie. I think pie should involve pastry.

[JPaul]

In fact a decent definition of a pie is - Stuff in pastry.

[chalice]

Yeah, well, I'm having mince and spuds then.

[JPaul]

True story.

Do you like the missus to put pea in the mince.

[chalice]

I wouldn't let the missus near anything I'm a gonna eat. Are you mental at all?

The moment she started mentioning life insurance, is the moment I started cooking for myself.

True story.

[Acid_death69]

i had fajitas for tea:D Didnt know you could do it a wok.

[JPaul]

What.

[brotherdoobie]

What.


He cooked something. Then he ate it.




-bd

[Gina]

Pre-emptive posting about lurkers..

[brotherdoobie]

Pre-emptive posting about lurkers..


What's your follow up?



-bd

[Acid_death69]

mmmmmmmmm nutella on toast this morning:D havent had it in a good few years.

[Skweeky]

I just had a white roll with butter with a square sausage, a link sausage and some black pudding with a drop of ketchup. Win!

[Acid_death69]

why not just have a full english breakfast?

[Skweeky]

:mellow:

Because I fancied a roll with butter, square sausage, link sausage, black pudding and ketchup.

Why did you not have frog legs?
Weird question.

[Acid_death69]

lol well it's just that you got half of an english breakfast, that's all.

[Skweeky]

That's right. Because I didn't want a whole one. True story.

[Skweeky]

And it's got black pudding in it; that makes it half a Scottish breakfast.

Get your facts straight :snooty:

[Acid_death69]

lol, i do apologise

[Proper Bo]

And it's got black pudding in it; that makes it half a Scottish breakfast.

Get your facts straight :snooty:

Is lancashire in scotland now?:O

[Skweeky]

Be quiet. You lot only wish you was part of Scotland :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

People down in lancashire want to be part of scotland?:huh:

Those southerners are weird:unsure:

[Skweeky]

Wannabe :snooty:

[Proper Bo]

Didn't you move to scotland?

[Skweeky]

I've told you before; I was lured here with promises of wealth and good weather and I've not been able to leave since.

[Proper Bo]

You do know the border between england and scotland is open, don't you? Whoever told you you couldn't leave scotland was just lying, like.

[Skweeky]

I made it as far as Newcastle a few times but decided to flee back north when I saw Whitley Bay :fear:

[Acid_death69]

what's so bad about whitley Bay?

[Skweeky]

It's got a Spanish pavillion :fear:

[Proper Bo]

Was it a bank holiday weekend by any chance? We get invaded by scottish people then. I think it's loiyke the scottish equivilant of going to ibiza or something:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

It's got a Spanish pavillion :fear:

where?:blink:

[Skweeky]

Naw, it was throughout the week. We had to wait for all the restaurants to open on the main street (where the arcade is on the corner) so we could have something to eat. It was pretty much dead. I even peed on the beach.

Edit: That Spanish village thing they've been trying to rebuild for years but never seem to get round to.

[Proper Bo]

Naw, it was throughout the week. We had to wait for all the restaurants to open on the main street (where the arcade is on the corner) so we could have something to eat. It was pretty much dead. I even peed on the beach.

That's not the main street, like. I live on the main street and it's all charity shops and pound shops.

Ewe were down by what was the spanish city by the sounds of it.

[Barbarossa]

what's so bad about whitley Bay?

The beach stinks of piss :sick:

[Acid_death69]

what's so bad about a Spanish pavillion?

[Acid_death69]

what's so bad about whitley Bay?

The beach stinks of piss :sick:
lol ahhh right:lol:

[Skweeky]

Ah true, I remember now. The main street is the one near the train station?

[Proper Bo]

The spanish city was just a little amusement park, like. They've built a school there now (tho' the dome part is still there cause it's listed or something).

[Skweeky]

A school eh? :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Ah true, I remember now. The main street is the one near the train station?

Yeah.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4jEPJWFG1fI

that's the spanish city how it was^ (about 1m18s in)

edit: also, the bit at the start is about a minute from where I live. I used to jump off there in the summer as a kid. True story

[Skweeky]

It won't play. Alhought the little circles chasing themselves are rather amusing as well.

[Barbarossa]

The spanish city was just a little amusement park, like. They've built a school there now (tho' the dome part is still there cause it's listed or something).

Is it listed because Mark Knopfler sang about it?

[Acid_death69]

:fear2: the poor dog