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brotherdoobie
10-02-2008, 01:21 PM
Sucks bawls. Fact.


-bd :yup:
100%
10-02-2008, 02:16 PM
Donate them to Chalice and feel Samaritan like.
Hairbautt
10-02-2008, 02:18 PM
I toss mine out the window after I break it off.

By the way, does anyone else prefer their pop-tarts cold?
chalice
10-02-2008, 02:18 PM
Don't like pop-tarts. They're mingin'.

Don't like any breakfast foods.

I only like dinner.
Hairbautt
10-02-2008, 02:22 PM
What about breakfast?

Bacon, eggs, grits, waffles, biscuits 'n gravy, etc. ? How in all hell can you only like dinner?
chalice
10-02-2008, 02:22 PM
Ate breakfast for the first time like evah last Sunday.

Not doing it again. It was bawls.
brotherdoobie
10-02-2008, 02:25 PM
I toss mine out the window after I break it off.

By the way, does anyone else prefer their pop-tarts cold?


I'll eat them cold sometimes. I usually prefer them slathered in butter. Harry, make sure that no one is walking outside your window, when you toss out your Pop-Tart crust - it could be dangerous (hard as a brick).


-bd
brotherdoobie
10-02-2008, 02:29 PM
Ate breakfast for the first time like evah last Sunday.

Not doing it again. It was bawls.


What about after a wake n' bake?


-bd
chalice
10-02-2008, 02:38 PM
Ate breakfast for the first time like evah last Sunday.

Not doing it again. It was bawls.


What about after a wake n' bake?


-bd

I don't even know what that means, BD.

But I'm guessing it has something to do with the act of coitus.

In which case, nah, a cup of coffee and a smoke does me nicely.

Kinda ruins the post-coital moment though cos she won't let me smoke in the house. I have to stand outside and shiver like a jellyfish.
brotherdoobie
10-02-2008, 02:56 PM
What about after a wake n' bake?


-bd

I don't even know what that means, BD.

But I'm guessing it has something to do with the act of coitus.

In which case, nah, a cup of coffee and a smoke does me nicely.

Kinda ruins the post-coital moment though cos she won't let me smoke in the house. I have to stand outside and shiver like a jellyfish.


It's slang for smoking a doobie in the morning.

I know the feeling, Chalice. The missus doesn't let me smoke in the house.
We're becoming second class citizens - in our own homes.

True story.


-bd
Skweeky
10-03-2008, 09:45 AM
That's because you stink up our nicely cleaned houses with your smelly smoke. Build yourself a heated garden shed or do something else :snooty:

And btw, waffles were never meant to be breakfast food. Stop eating them in the morning you weird merkin. Ffs.
chalice
10-03-2008, 09:52 AM
It's not really about the smell, Skweeks, at least not in our house.

It's about not killing our children. True story.
Skweeky
10-03-2008, 10:26 AM
And that too of course :snooty:
brotherdoobie
10-03-2008, 11:10 AM
It's not really about the smell, Skweeks, at least not in our house.

It's about not killing our children. True story.


Oh...whatever. :rolleyes:


-bd
brotherdoobie
10-03-2008, 11:14 AM
That's because you stink up our nicely cleaned houses with your smelly smoke. Build yourself a heated garden shed or do something else :snooty:

And btw, waffles were never meant to be breakfast food. Stop eating them in the morning you weird merkin. Ffs.


Pop-Tarts are not waffles, ffs. Of course waffles are for breakfast. That's just mad talk.


-bd :snooty:
Hairbautt
10-03-2008, 11:26 AM
Pfft. Foreigners.
Skweeky
10-03-2008, 02:28 PM
I was talking to Harry you spas :snooty:

And I am Belgian, I have the authority to talk about waffles. :snooty:
brotherdoobie
10-03-2008, 02:55 PM
I was talking to Harry you spas :snooty:

And I am Belgian, I have the authority to talk about waffles. :snooty:

Fair point. I am a spas and you're a pregnant Belgian; which makes you an authority on waffles - without a doubt.


-bd :happy:
Skweeky
10-03-2008, 02:56 PM
I see you have experience in dealing with pregnant ladies. Well done.
brotherdoobie
10-03-2008, 02:59 PM
I see you have experience in dealing with pregnant ladies. Well done.


I slept on the couch - mostly.



-bd :(
Skweeky
10-03-2008, 03:00 PM
Strange. The husband has taken to that as well.
Hairbautt
10-03-2008, 04:22 PM
Lotsa interesting things to look forward to in life :dabs:
Barbarossa
10-03-2008, 04:27 PM
Lotsa interesting things to look forward to in life :dabs:

Not in yours, herbert, not in yours :dabs:
Hairbautt
10-03-2008, 04:31 PM
I think...maybe...you should be the next manker.

See here (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-fsts-next-manker-and-mulder-auditons-315550/?).