give me some lols

[ftnftw]

Make me laugh and an SCT account with over 1200GB buffer is yours.


Ratio proof from your favorite general tracker and something funny to win.

Screw it, let me just clear out the dead weight.

Also up for grabs, Elektronik with 50GB+ buffer, What & Waffles with 60/30GB buffers, BMTV with small buffer

I will be at my lake home for the weekend so I will check this thread for the winners next week.

Do not pm me like some idiot just did saying pls waffles account, that won't work. Make me laugh, show me an account you have and ask, that's all.

[Di@monds]

very nice buffer, you are going to make one ppl very happy, good luck to every1.

[bassam12]

can i apply for what.cd
http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn288/boss4all/tl.jpg
http://www.myspacecutecomments.com/images/funny/cute-funny-animals-01.jpg

[mortelin]

can i apply for waffles

[ConkiZz]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P6UU6m3cqk ;)

[JokerMan]

I will be happy to get Elektronik.
http://img505.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tlja0.jpg

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

thx and njoy ind the lake!

[palincarul]

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3553 (http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=3553)

i want sct or bmtv :)

[bebytza]

Great "contest" man...I apply for SCT

My Favorit Tracker : http://imagehosting.ro/images/ff7g51c6mrs0bsl1dkz.jpg

Something funny :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jGnZhYKoCY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vf2LItteGnU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FmqDWJGEXjQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w <- This is the best...Watch at all
http://imagehosting.ro/images/bi3wy7jf4tguzdl1nncp.jpg (http://imagehosting.ro/)

[sheriff 01]

i would like to apply for that SCT if your not joking!
if you are joking i will settle for elektronik!

hope this makes you laugh!
http://www.bsbrewing.com/blog/wp-content/piggie-19.jpg

this is my fav. tracker!
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/8628/fireshotcapture135trancqy6.th.png (http://img373.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fireshotcapture135trancqy6.png)

[slayer2005]

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

that should win already!

http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg

[integral]

i would like to apply for that SCT if your not joking!
if you are joking i will settle for elektronik!

hope this makes you laugh!
http://www.bsbrewing.com/blog/wp-content/piggie-19.jpg

this is my fav. tracker!
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/8628/fireshotcapture135trancqy6.th.png (http://img373.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fireshotcapture135trancqy6.png)

That was the most unfunny post ever, you're disqualified, but I'm a little hungry now.

[Groovy]

While thinking how to make you Laugh i am laughing myself Getting SCT account with over 1200GB buffer :w00t:

[chinafree]

[/URL]
i want sct or bmtv

funny [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHgZn8OXA9Q (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHgZn8OXA9Q)

My Favorit Tracker
http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7430/bitmd8.jpg

http://www.speedtest.net/result/336341322.png
http://www.speedtest.net/result/336342523.png

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/6518/rouu4.jpg
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/6500/sdbitspu6.jpg

[Disme]

That was the most unfunny post ever, you're disqualified, but I'm a little hungry now.

ftnftw = integral :blink:

[bubingaclassic]

I'd love a what.cd account, please. :)

I've attached a ratio proof.

Random joke for the day ... Because the human body does not actually digest corn, I continue to eat corn for artistic reasons.

[integral]

That was the most unfunny post ever, you're disqualified, but I'm a little hungry now.

ftnftw = integral :blink:

Like I'd ever use Waffles! :sick:

[McBride]

OMG!Sct,amazing tracker!can you help me ,please,with that account?i am looking for this tracker for a long time!
http://www.speedtest.net/result/336692423.png
http://www.hdimages.org/images/700kbfj8gd6s0agsbojc.jpg

http://lolz.ir/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/funny-2.thumbnail.jpg
http://pure-essence.net/stuff/ICHC/funny-pictures-15-cents-stop.jpg
http://www.pullingnosehairs.com/FunnyVideos1.jpg

[DeathAngel]

Accounts Giveaway , Keep wasting your chances ...

[+:)]

are you ready

[IdolEyes787]

I will be at my lake home for the weekend so I will check this thread for the winners next week.


I would apply but I'm taking the Bentley to the Hamptons.

In related news Donald Trump says account giveaways are bad for the economy.

[medeni]

I would like to apply for what or waffles!


proofs:
5517

5518

5519

and some funny pics:


5520

5521

5522

5523

hope this is funny enough.:D

[+:)]

are you ready

http://i23.tinypic.com/2nin7p.jpg


http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/3862/12signssomeonedranktoomop1.jpg
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p63/vanessa138/funny.jpg

http://xs220.xs.to/xs220/07406/sss.jpg

http://www.dupyup.com/i/photos/23674.jpg

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/5199/thumbsredna22734fu4.jpg
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/8012/55307643gr4.jpg

http://www.tportal.hr/2007/04/23/0278007.39.jpg


http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/852/whocamefirstsw0.jpg
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/1440/auditionsuicidece7et9hg5.gif

http://www.veselie.ro/caricaturi/www.veselie.ro-nice-ass-baby.jpg

http://www.lachane.pl/upload/images/tn_1178289943.jpg

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3927/podborka1kd7.jpg
http://i32.tinypic.com/2lmkoav.jpg
http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-toilet-mural-dark-mephi-pic.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/2090/2279682800_95f1c5e499.jpg

http://cache01.stormap.sapo.pt/fotostore01/fotos//82/64/da/1965553_OZlHy.jpeg

http://dl.ziza.ru/other/092008/03/podborka/79984167.jpg

i hope i make you laughing
i want sct acc
if not waffels.

ratio
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3091/90850391wj0.jpg
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2521/39088764tb5.jpg
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/4151/44156748og5.jpg

[Disme]

Accounts Giveaway , Keep wasting your chances ...

He doesn't give a sh*te about any Tracker ... you should've know that from his former postingsof tracker-screens and such!

[cibu]

SO you wanna laugh?
my mother has a bigger penis then you ( not joking )

[mariangili]

can i have sct, pls?

http://d.imagehost.org/view/0034/trl.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/v/_X0rVnfQK3Y

[chachinator]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/1c/Berenstain_bears_dick_kick.gif

I thought that was uber lulz

I want sct, what or waffles.

ratio proof: http://img230.imageshack.us/my.php?image=torrentleechev4.jpg
http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?i...orrentsci1.jpg (http://img182.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tvtorrentsci1.jpg)

[Yakut]

can i apply for S*T


http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3637159/80782572.jpg

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net/3637159/80782573.jpg

[Tokeman]

Question: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: HEY! That's not funny!! We're gunna sue!!

I don't really want anything, but I thought maybe it would make you laugh :D

[Something Else]

I hope everyone realises that taking a 'free' acct from someone makes you a trader to any staffers.

[ovisan]

Can I have SCL please!!!!!!!

[IdolEyes787]

I hope everyone realises that taking a 'free' acct from someone makes you a trader to any staffers.

Glad you said it benchez.
I might add that it also shows honest members here that you are not trustworthy and so you are unlikely to get any legitimate invites anytime soon.

And a further word to any FTN staff reading,the OP has demonstrated his lack of respect for all those sites .I'd like you to consider what might happen is he were ever to fall out of love with FTN.

[colyu]

Hi, here's my hopefully funny picture:

http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Rob/messengerpigeonnew.png

And heres my ratio proof:

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/8428/ratioszs7.th.jpg (http://img134.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ratioszs7.jpg)

I'm asking for SCT, although What.CD will work as well.

Thanks,

[kondrae]

Have you ever seen FoneJacker. This sure had me laughing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqAQiQOJCe4&feature=related

[kooltilldend]

they really shld make another forum for these account "giveaways"

[neoapexi]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p63/vanessa138/funny.jpg


where do you get that outfit and more importantly could i get it for under 30 dollars?

[PlayeR]

I hope everyone realises that taking a 'free' acct from someone makes you a trader to any staffers.

I was thinking I would apply in this GA. but as I will be considered as a trader by staffs. I think I should not apply.even if I am really interested.

[LubTheStaringCat]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p63/vanessa138/funny.jpg


where do you get that outfit and more importantly could i get it for under 30 dollars?

TJ hughes sells that type of Fashion.:D

[killercam101]

I hope everyone realises that taking a 'free' acct from someone makes you a trader to any staffers.

I was thinking I would apply in this GA. but as I will be considered as a trader by staffs. I think I should not apply.even if I am really interested.

:dabs:

[DeathAngel]

I was thinking I would apply in this GA. but as I will be considered as a trader by staffs. I think I should not apply.even if I am really interested.

bah participate for the giveaway if its worth it. I mean because benchez said "trader"..if you're thinking of applying/or a member of iTS then don't take a chance..if you're not in iTS take the account. After months being here are you really going to do a ftn/higher level tracker request? :dabs:

Well I had to quote this ,
First of All when you advice someone , you don't tell him "Go Kill , but the police may catch you" , you tell him "Don't Kill , cause it's wrong" .

Accepting accounts in a public Giveaway is something forbidden by all trackers , Well some may wonder why ... The reason is simple "Your account is yours , Once you feel that you don't need it then just leave it or ask the mods to delete it" ... When you got invited into a tracker and created your own account , others trusted you with that invite , when you come back and repay them by giving away your account (Which may lead to banning your whole invite tree) then wtf are you doing dude ?! . Putting Aside the banning shit , doing something like that only screws most of your chances of joining better places , better trackers and being part of better communities . Reconsider what your doing , Rules are Rules ... Others trusted you once , so you should respect their Trust .

[PlayeR]

@killercam101. why did you edit your post?.
luckily, deathangel quoted it and thus I can read what your real post was.

all I can say is that:
It's not about you want to request some others or not. thus you try not to have a bad reputation.
but it's about you being a good member or not. I want to be a good member and if acc Ga in some perspective is bad like DeathAngel has explained..then I think I wont apply..

[killercam101]

I edited it because I talked to DA and as a ....member I shouldn't have written that but I meant what I said at that time basically if you don't care about the consequences then go for the the sct account. It is hands down the best tracker "speed/content" wise and if you want to try to get it the making your own thread then so be it. Yet when i wrote "bah participate..." I didn't think about the invite tree..the original inviter..bla bla bla..which is why I edited it .Honestly im in Sct so in the end do what you have to do but it does cost the inviter 20 euros or winning a comp to get invites.....

[PlayeR]

alright. I get it m8
Thanks for the clarification

[dimutri]

I'd really appreciate to have sct i have great stats on all the trackers i'm a member of


http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/6395/bwgtnewsa5.th.jpg (http://img353.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bwgtnewsa5.jpg)http://img353.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1706/pwtstatsyg8.th.jpg (http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pwtstatsyg8.jpg)http://img135.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5379/tlstatsuy6.th.jpg (http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tlstatsuy6.jpg)http://img148.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/359/xwtclassicslr7.th.jpg (http://img516.imageshack.us/my.php?image=xwtclassicslr7.jpg)http://img516.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)
http://img364.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/6902/xwtrb8.th.jpg (http://img247.imageshack.us/my.php?image=xwtrb8.jpg)http://img247.imageshack.us/images/thpix.gif (http://g.imageshack.us/thpix.php)


http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2024/gtnetstatsna3.th.jpg (http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gtnetstatsna3.jpg)

I also acquired a dedicated server yesterady so the future can only be brighter

http://www.speedtest.net/result/337098055.png (http://www.speedtest.net/)

[etai3000]

maybe i could crack you up for what.cd

get this:Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."

So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.

The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.

So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"

He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."

hope you consider me : )

[jonciuca]

I dont believe in miracle but worth trying

1. CIA looking to hire an agent-killer. Finally, remain 3 finalists: two women and 1 man.

Final test: the first lady is off near a door, and get a gun and he says that beyond this door on a chair, is her husband.

- Kill him!

- Joke!? I can not kill my husband!

- Then it is not a job for you!

A second woman receives the same instructions, enter the room and after 5 minutes of silence, leaving crying out:

- I tried but I just impossible ...

Comes the man. Is told You have to kill your wife. Take a gun, entered the room and hear more shootings, then cries, bumps, loud noises, strikes in the walls. After 10 minutes, is quiet, entering the man tired and sweaty says:

- The gun had blanks. I had to kill her with a chair
2.
A student takes D at logic and examination ,upset he ask the teacher:
- If I ask a logic question and YOU do not know the answer you give me an A?
- Professor: Yes.
- What is absurd but legal logic but also illegal and illogical and illegal?
The teacher is thinking .... I do not know, and gave him an A,but is aking the student if can tell him the answer.
The student answer was:
- that you have 60 years and are married with a 24 - is absurd but legal;
-that your wife is a lover of her age - is logical but illegal;
-that you note A the married lover wife - is illogical and illegal

3.
An old man of 75 years, go to the hospital to make an analysis of spermal fluid .Doctorul give them a jar and it says:
- Take the jar and come back with that analysis tomorrow!
The next day, old shows, with the jar as clean and empty that day. Ask the doctor what happened, and old explains:
- You know, Doctor, look what happened: First I tried to right and then left with nothing. Then I called my wife. She tried with right hand and left hand, then with the mouth: the first with dentures and without dentures anything and everything. Then I called my neighbor next door: she tried with both hands and mouth and all without
result. The doctor was shocked:
- You called your neighbor ....????,
and the old answer:
- Yes, and what we overdone,we still not managed to open the jar.

I will like the bitmetv invite only. If there are any accounts I do not want any because I DO NOT WANT TO BE A TRADER.I hope you laugh because I DID and I like the giveaway ideea.

[hollowed_one]

man i love how no 1 reads the rules lol.....asking for the accounts but forgetting the main rule...lol nice ga man :)

[Rikikii]

Hi! Very nice GA, m8! Can I have what? It's very nice tracker, and I'm very big music fan, so I think, that acc is for ME!

Here is proof: http://img02.picoodle.com/img/img02/3/10/14/f_proof1m_4f2de59.png

And here is something funny: http://www.owned.lv/imgz/e2b1596f0ed7754418db17340941003e.jpg

Thanks!

[Totti]

i would like to apply for sct here are some very funny videos for you to watch from youtube

1) crazy german kid- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBVmfIUR1DA
2) howard stern my turban is dirty- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijyHyx62hQE
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/9259/ttiyv2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/ttiyv2.jpg/1/w1280.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img511/ttiyv2.jpg/1/)

very nice Give away i hope i made you laugh :)

[kooltilldend]

lol 5 pages and u still haven't given a single thing...either ppl here are real awful with jokes, u r playing "the joke" with others...or u r just a tough cookie for one to make u laugh

good luck for all 3 possible outcomes! lol

[ban]

i would like to apply for SCT or what.cd
http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5217/iplxk3.jpg
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/6904/1310vd9.jpg
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1250/ttiwr0.jpg
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/6789/mythirdsetofcoolandfunnym4.jpghttp://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8136/funnypicsfromwwwmetacafes9.jpg
http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mythirdsetofcoolandfunnym4.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/my.php?image=funnypicsfromwwwmetacafes9.jpg

[DeathAngel]

man i love how no 1 reads the rules lol.....asking for the accounts but forgetting the main rule...lol nice ga man :)

Well it's the normal human nature to get greedy in front of such offer , I mean free accounts and buffered !! But what they don't know that even if they are using different nicks than those on trackers , they gonna regret it . Most of the good chances come from here . Users who just take the easy way will miss the best side of the party . I know that you know what I mean :P . Anyways I hope you guys consider what you are doing and Good Luck .

[bugs.bunny]

Make me laugh and an SCT account with over 1200GB buffer is yours.Well he made himself laugh because there is no GA and he is laughing at everyone posting thinking there is a GA

[toxic]

Make me laugh and an SCT account with over 1200GB buffer is yours.Well he made himself laugh because there is no GA and he is laughing at everyone posting thinking there is a GA

lol. everybody should :frusty: :w00t:

[ftnftw]

lols at all the retarded entries

congratz ----------

ty for teh lols

[Disme]

Where's your flashy sig ... :ghey:

[Nartub]

funny, i don't care about the giveaway
i'm getting the lolz for free

[yakz091]

well i wonder looking at these pics how foolish a woman can be....but ya definitely it might make u laugh a little.

and hell ya i am only looking for sct so i am requesting sct......and about ratio proofs i can pm u profile links upon request......
thanks and have a nice day.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/1063/womandriver1bq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver1bq2.jpg/1/w800.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver1bq2.jpg/1/)

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/586/womandriver2ln0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/womandriver2ln0.jpg/1/w698.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img511/womandriver2ln0.jpg/1/)

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7985/womandriver3wj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver3wj3.jpg/1/w640.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver3wj3.jpg/1/)

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/8584/womandriver4dt9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver4dt9.jpg/1/w450.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img373/womandriver4dt9.jpg/1/)

[kooltilldend]

not sure how a banned guy can give anything but hey atleast u get to have a laugh lol

[apextwin146]

so the final jokes on whom :unsure: