Do You Ever Wish Your Penis Would Go Away?

[showstopper496]

Man, I dont think girls know how lucky they are not to have this stupid thing. Whats the point of always having it external? Why cant it just go away when its not in use?

And why on EARTH did God think it would be funny to put our testicle on the OUTSIDE?!?! THAT is some sick and twisted stuff, if you ask me.

Anyone else with me?

[tartanfruitfly]

Originally posted by showstopper496@6 September 2003 - 04:25
Man, I dont think girls know how lucky they are not to have this stupid thing. Whats the point of always having it external? Why cant it just go away when its not in use?

And why on EARTH did God think it would be funny to put our testicle on the OUTSIDE?!?! THAT is some sick and twisted stuff, if you ask me.

Anyone else with me?
Is this a serious question? The location of yer genitals is specifically designed so that they can have a different temp than the rest'a yer body...

[El_Jefe]

Originally posted by showstopper496@5 September 2003 - 22:25
Anyone else with me?
Not me, I have a very loving relationship with my genitalia.

[hobbes]

Why is that important?

[lady godiva]

Originally posted by showstopper496@6 September 2003 - 04:25
And why on EARTH did God think it would be funny to put our testicle on the OUTSIDE?!?! THAT is some sick and twisted stuff, if you ask me.

Didnt you know god was female :lol: :P

[callum]

Originally posted by showstopper496@6 September 2003 - 03:25
Man, I dont think girls know how lucky they are not to have this stupid thing. Whats the point of always having it external? Why cant it just go away when its not in use?

And why on EARTH did God think it would be funny to put our testicle on the OUTSIDE?!?! THAT is some sick and twisted stuff, if you ask me.

Anyone else with me?
I don't think you've got much to worry about. :P

[Evil Gemini]

Maybe your really a female in a mans body.

LOL just jk

[MUSLEMAN]

no i like mine B)

[clocker]

Originally posted by showstopper496@5 September 2003 - 21:25
Man, I dont think girls know how lucky they are not to have this stupid thing. Whats the point of always having it external? Why cant it just go away when its not in use?


I've often thought the same thing about my head.

Anyone with me? :P

[ang3968]

In answer purely to the topic heading....

Do You Ever Wish Your Penis Would Go Away?

yes (as much as I love my husband)........ sometimes I do..... and I wish it would take the rest of his body away with it too.....

[Rip The Jacker]

It only pisses me off because other people can kick you in the balls. >_<

[Broken]

Ahhh... the penis, what is it now. Some 90 percent of internet use is wasted on porn. Just can&#39;t get enough of the stuff.

[GhettoBuddhist]

no an nor would my girl friend

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by ang3968@6 September 2003 - 07:31

In answer purely to the topic heading....

Do You Ever Wish Your Penis Would Go Away?

yes (as much as I love my husband)........ sometimes I do..... and I wish it would take the rest of his body away with it too.....
Then it&#39;s lucky for hubby that it&#39;s not internal.

I wish that there were less of these sort of topics in the lounge, but that&#39;s probably wishfull thinking I suppose....

[bigboab]

IT went&#33; :D :D :D :D

[Skank]

i thought id seen it all when the temp forum was running, i was wrong...ive seen it all now

[Ella]

I suggest this thread&#39;s author takes a listen to this tune...and realises that his wish may not be in vain...

Detatchable Penis
King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It&#39;s detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it&#39;s gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don&#39;t need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can&#39;t for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn&#39;t find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn&#39;t seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
&#39;cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don&#39;t like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark&#39;s Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don&#39;t know.
Even though sometimes it&#39;s a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.