Favourite Sandwich (Hot)

[JPaul]

Bacon (slightly crisp) and Egg (yolk very slightly runny)

On buttered, white bread (plain (Les and Skweeky (and Callum) know what I mean)).

Egg slightly salted.

[chalice]

Now we are fucking talking, like.

Brown bread, chicken tikka, tomatoes, lettuce, cucumber, mayonaise.

Fuck off youse cunts wot don't agree.

[CrabGirl]

Bacon (slightly crisp) and Egg (yolk very slightly runny)

On buttered, white bread (plain (Les and Skweeky (and Callum) know what I mean)).

Egg slightly salted.

Yes. Include a thin smear of ketchup and its perfect.

Or fishfingers, egg, mayonnaise, pickle, lettuce, ketchup and cheese.

[chalice]

@Jp And you should've double-parenthesised your third parenthesis, like.

[Alien5]

fresh White bread, Roast chicken and stuffing + bread sauce, gravy, roast potatoes, sprouts the works. :drool:

yes its a Christmas dinner with two slices of bread.

[chalice]

See, Alen, you've got all this perverted broccoli/sprouts thing going on.

What happened to you?

Oliver Twist wouldn't even ask for that shite.

[Biggles]

Nice choice :)

I quite like square sausage with potato scone and a dash of sauce.

Henry Healy does a nice one.

[JPaul]

@Jp And you should've double-parenthesised your third parenthesis, like.

No wai, my brackets are fine.

[JPaul]

fresh White bread, Roast chicken and stuffing + bread sauce, gravy, roast potatoes, sprouts the works. :drool:

yes its a Christmas dinner with two slices of bread.

What the fuck are you talking about. Roast chicken for Christmas dinner.

It's mad talk.

Bread sauce on a sandwich, heresy.

Sprouts on bread, Jesus fucking H Christ, could anything be more lose.

[Proper Bo]

Bacon (slightly crisp) and Egg (yolk very slightly runny)

On buttered, white bread (plain (Les and Skweeky (and Callum) know what I mean)).

Egg slightly salted.

plus won to the max.
except in a stottie.

[JPaul]

Tell me what a stottie is again.

[Proper Bo]

A Stottie or stotty is a type of bread produced in the North East of England. It is a flat and round loaf (usually about 30 cm in diameter and 4 cm deep). Elsewhere in the world, bread considered similar to the stottie is known as Oven Bottom Bread.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Stotty1.JPG/800px-Stotty1.JPG

[100%]

In chronological order

crisped chocolate
banana
blue berry jam (optional)
peanut butter
butter
bread


or


marmite
butter
toast



or

pesto
brie
falafel
cement
toast

[100%]

A Stottie or stotty is a type of bread produced in the North East of England. It is a flat and round loaf (usually about 30 cm in diameter and 4 cm deep). Elsewhere in the world, bread considered similar to the stottie is known as Oven Bottom Bread.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Stotty1.JPG/800px-Stotty1.JPG

visually relevant to
toasted breast cancer

[chalice]

Chronologically, Zed?

You are truly the mentalist fucker I've ever encountered on the internets in my puff. True story.

Consider that a compliment ffs.

[JPaul]

A Stottie or stotty is a type of bread produced in the North East of England. It is a flat and round loaf (usually about 30 cm in diameter and 4 cm deep). Elsewhere in the world, bread considered similar to the stottie is known as Oven Bottom Bread.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Stotty1.JPG/800px-Stotty1.JPG

That looks quite heavy/dense.

[JPaul]

Or like a hybrid Pitta/Nan.

[Proper Bo]

"Stottie is an English flat white bread, that is soft and round, about 1 inch (2 1/2 cm) thick and 8 inches (20 cm) wide.

Though made from standard white bread dough, the dough for Stotties doesn't get a second rise, or a second knead. That gives them a tighter crumb"

[100%]

Ok "gravitational order" then ffs

[JPaul]

It's a nan, but made in an oven not a tandoor.

[Proper Bo]

It's just like a big bread bun but a bit more dense

[Proper Bo]

and more than 8 inches wide if you get them from a proper place

[Alien5]

Roast Chicken and stuffing sandwich then. :emo:

[puckface]

Falafel and Beef on Weck.

and what is it with people and butter on their sandwiches? Should I try it?

[JPaul]

Falafel and Beef on Weck.

and what is it with people and butter on their sandwiches? Should I try it?

No, never put butter on your sandwiches.

[puckface]

Falafel and Beef on Weck.

and what is it with people and butter on their sandwiches? Should I try it?

No, never put butter on your sandwiches.

Thanks for the advice....

I'll try it

[Skweeky]

Nothing like a classic:

White plain toasted bread, buttered. Slightly melted cheese on top, a few slices of ham. Finish off with a squirt of mayo and some slices of tomato. Win.

[thewizeard]

bacon, followed closely by ********

[Skiz]

Chopped beef sandwich. :01:

Runner up: French dip.

[CrabGirl]

and more than 8 inches wide if you get them from a proper place

I like more than 8 inches also....

[JPaul]

http://www.colleaguesrugby.com.au/bali2005/images/TourNames/Kanney---Julian%20Clary.jpg

[brotherdoobie]

Bacon (slightly crisp) lettuce, tomato, and mayo on toasted white bread.



-bd

[JPaul]

That sounds nice.

[Skweeky]

How come this place doesn't have a sandwich shop?
That tesco has no entrepreneurial sense whatsoever :snooty:

[Barbarossa]

How come this place doesn't have a sandwich shop?
That tesco has no entrepreneurial sense whatsoever :snooty:

Nigel's got a coffee shop or something.

I don't go in there because it smells of ganja :ermm:

[Skweeky]

He only sells cakes :snooty:

[brotherdoobie]

How come this place doesn't have a sandwich shop?
That tesco has no entrepreneurial sense whatsoever :snooty:

Nigel's got a coffee shop or something.

I don't go in there because it smells of ganja :ermm:


Narc.



-bd :snooty:

[Skweeky]

I saw a picture of Nigel on Facebook. He looks like Mick Jagger.

[Barbarossa]

I saw a picture of Nigel on Facebook. He looks like Mick Jagger.

:lol: post it here, or do something else. :smilie4:

[Skweeky]

Can't do that without his permission. I shall start a thread.

[brotherdoobie]

I saw a picture of Nigel on Facebook. He looks like Mick Jagger.


Does he look like Mick in person, as well?


-bd

[Skweeky]

I dunno, I never met him. I assume he would look a lot like his picture :unsure:

[JPaul]

Hoi, sammiches.

[brotherdoobie]

I dunno, I never met him. I assume he would look a lot like his picture :unsure:

Oh...I thought the two of you had met. My bad. I'm eating a grilled cheese, btw.



-bd

[JPaul]

Yeah, just as well

You should try that with toast btw it's awesome.

[Skweeky]

Naw, we never met.

I'm going to make some toast to dip into my home made coriander and carrot soap. Extra win.

[brotherdoobie]

Yeah, just as well

You should try that with toast btw it's awesome.

I'll have to try that. It's a pain in the ass - licking it from the pan.



-bd :mellow:

[Skweeky]

Put some worcester sauce on it as well eh.

[JPaul]

No, Black Pepper (Freshly Ground)

[Skweeky]

Worcester Sauce. Trust me. Us Belgians are known to be gourmands.

[JPaul]

No wai, that's just wrong.

Roast the fuck out of it till it bubbles and ground black pepper on top.

That's man's roasted cheese.

[Proper Bo]

Ewe like roasted man cheese?

[Skweeky]

How does Cheese feel about that?

[JPaul]

Ewe like roasted man cheese?

Yes like, I did.

[ghurka]

Anyone else tried hot spam sandwiches. Either fried or microwaved for about 20 seconds. Best eaten after 6 or 7 beers.

All time favourite though is onions that have been cooked in with a piece of beef nice and slow until they're soft and have the taste of the beef essence on them. Mmmm nice juicy onion sandwich.

[JPaul]

Only if your putting those onions on a sausage as well.

[Skweeky]

The pork sammiches they sell at the Hoppings are bloody brilliant as well. :yes:

[JPaul]

I'm not familiar with this Hoppings of which you speak.

Is it in Govan.

[Proper Bo]

It's in newcastle.

It was europe's largest pikey gathering or something for a fair few years, like.

[Proper Bo]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Hoppings-2006.jpg

[Something Else]

A hot vegetarian bacon, sausage and vegan egg sandwich with organic tomato sauce.

[Proper Bo]

Just fuck off.

[JPaul]

Just fuck off.

Frankie Boyle.

[Proper Bo]

eh?

[JPaul]

Don't start.

[Biggles]

I am not one to complain but a number of the proposed sandwiches do not sound like they would work hot :unsure:

[JPaul]

Name names, Les.

[brotherdoobie]

You shut it, Les. A toasted BLT - is mostly hot.



-bd

[JPaul]

A what.

[brotherdoobie]

A sandwich with bacon, lettuce, and tomato.


-bd

[JPaul]

No wai, how mad is that.

[JPaul]

Would you put like mayonnaise on it as well.

[chalice]

I had a BLT, toasted in New York once. True story.

It was scrumdiddlyumptious.

[JPaul]

Has the World run mad.

Not you too, Chavis.

[CrabGirl]

Bacon, mayo, cheese, lettuce, tomato sauce, tomato yellow pepper.

Ohhh. Feed me someone.

[JPaul]

Oh Jesus, I feel ill.

[chalice]

http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/lilho/images/0205/lg_blt1855.jpg

:yup:

[JPaul]

Wait, I had that in Subway the other day.

[JPaul]

http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/lilho/images/0205/lg_blt1855.jpg

:yup:


What kind of poofbread is that. Slimcea (sp) or something else.

[chalice]

Yeah, it is a bit poofy, like.

I've just had toasted soda bread and cheese with real butter.

Fucking right nice it was too.

[CrabGirl]

Man meat, between my baps.

[JPaul]

Yeah, it is a bit poofy, like.

I've just had toasted soda bread and cheese with real butter.

Fucking right nice it was too.

See that sounds great to me.

I'm also a big fan of wheaten bread but only if it's eaten on the day it's baked.

[JPaul]

Man meat, between my baps.

Will you stop.

[chalice]

Yeah, it is a bit poofy, like.

I've just had toasted soda bread and cheese with real butter.

Fucking right nice it was too.

See that sounds great to me.

I'm also a big fan of wheaten bread but only if it's eaten on the day it's baked.

Quite right.

Really nice with cooked ham. The stuff you get the butcher to slice for you with that yellow crumbly coating thing around it. Not yon pre-packed shite. That's mingin'.

[JPaul]

I was in the Caseway Hotel a few years back. They baked (probly still do) their own bread in the hotel. It was fucking brilliant.

[CrabGirl]

Man meat, between my baps.

Will you stop.

Oh come on. :happy:

[JPaul]

:lol::earl:

[brotherdoobie]

BLT's are simply divine. Try one. You'll agree.


-bd

[JPaul]

How hard has your work been recently, old bean.

[brotherdoobie]

It's been awful. We're doing peer evaluations. It's a process where we review and evaluate our co-workers job performance, and our raises and promotions are based
on each other's reviews.

I am evaluating a dear friend of mine. He's been having marital problems, and his work has been suffering. I am caught up in a real life moral dilemma. It fucking sucks.

The process is ridiculous, ffs.


-bd

[JPaul]

That's just abrogation of responsibility by your managers. Fucking appalling and I genuinely feel for you.

[brotherdoobie]

That's just abrogation of responsibility by your managers. Fucking appalling and I genuinely feel for you.


We are then reviewed on our evaluations and graded by senior management. However, our decisions are final. A bunch of Pontius Pilates; the whole lot of
them.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I invented a lovely sandwich the other day! Grilled halloumi with fried chestnut mushrooms, sunblush tomatoes and garlic mayonnaise in a toasted white sarnie. That is, my OH really invented it but I cooked it :snooty:.

[brotherdoobie]

The missus is bringing back Egg McMuffins. She had a coupon.



-bd :dabs:

[JPaul]

That's just abrogation of responsibility by your managers. Fucking appalling and I genuinely feel for you.


We are then reviewed on our evaluations and graded by senior management. However, our decisions are final. A bunch of Pontius Pilates; the whole lot of
them.


-bd

Exactly, appraisals are part of their job. To get the staff to appraise one and other really is appalling. Fair do's maybe feedback to the person's manager if someone did something really well and you want their boss to know about it. However that's a totally different barrel of frogs.

[brotherdoobie]

Agreed. The missus cheered me up a bit this morning. All is not lost. :naughty:
Well, I'm off to work.


-bd

[Squeamous]

I do love a happy ending :unsure:

[Skweeky]

Was it a blowjob bd?

[brotherdoobie]

Was it a blowjob bd?


:yup:



-bd

[JPaul]

From sandwiches to blowjobs, you people are weird.

[JPaul]

That's like a sort of reverse encyclopaedia.

Sandwiches to Blowjobs.

[brotherdoobie]

We're a dyslexic lot.


-bd

[JPaul]

Did you check that spelling.

[Biggles]

A sandwich with bacon, lettuce, and tomato.


-bd

Hot lettuce - yum! :ermm:

But what of CG's baps? We need to know more I think.

[brotherdoobie]

:drummer:



-bd

[CrabGirl]

A sandwich with bacon, lettuce, and tomato.


-bd

Hot lettuce - yum! :ermm:

But what of CG's baps? We need to know more I think.

What can I say? 36DD. Attached to to the front of my body. Look like boobs.

[Biggles]

Hot lettuce - yum! :ermm:

But what of CG's baps? We need to know more I think.

What can I say? 36DD. Attached to to the front of my body. Look like boobs.

*twitch*

[Proper Bo]

I think someone needs to call les an ambulance.:unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Okay, I'll do it.

Les, you're an ambulance.

[Biggles]

Okay, I'll do it.

Les, you're an ambulance.

:drummer:

[Proper Bo]

i'll be here all night
:schnauz:

[JPaul]

:lol::earl:

That's two ce soir, a good start.

[Smith]

A big piece of fried chicken, covered with tomato sauce, cheese, red pepper slices, fried onions, mushrooms and a dab of hot sauce...toasted.

[JPaul]

That's not a sandwich.

[CrabGirl]

its a burger

[brotherdoobie]

...made from a chicken.


-bd

[Skweeky]

Reminds me of a brilliant sketch. If I knew how to embed a youtube video, I would post it :(

[JPaul]

copy stuff from address bar

[JPaul]

its a burger

Burger off.

[CrabGirl]

Burger me. !

[JPaul]

Arse.

[Smith]

a burger is a sandwich.

[JPaul]

Clever boy.

A piece of chicken isn't a sandwich.

Your turn.

[Skweeky]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f5RrGFBbbSY

[Skweeky]

hooray!

[JPaul]

:lol::earl:

[Skweeky]

'Eggs come out of its arse!'

[JPaul]

Those things are made out of chicken, still larfing at that.

[Skweeky]

One of their best, no doubt.

[JPaul]

Agreed.

[brotherdoobie]

:lol:


-bd

[Smith]

Burgers are sandwiches.

[chalice]

Burgers are sandwiches.

Unquestionably.

Read your original post though. In no way did you specify your preferred bread. In fact you didn't even say you were having any bread.

So it wasn't a sandwich. It was a collection of sandwich ingredients sans bread.