Scent Of A Woman...

[brotherdoobie]

It varies.



-bd

[brotherdoobie]

It depends on the season.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

A slight hint of soap on her thigh. Something sweeter...waiting.



-bd :wub:

[Skweeky]

How's the hangover this morning bd?

[brotherdoobie]

How's the hangover this morning bd?


It's awful, dear...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/Snapshot_20081018_3-1.jpg




-bd :(

[Skweeky]

I can imagine your pain.

[brotherdoobie]

I think I might of placed my head in a bag of hammers and rolled down a flight of stairs.



-bd

[Skweeky]

It's been known to happen. Did you wake up at some point, still drunk but sober enough to feel bad?

[brotherdoobie]

Sort of. Except...I've never really woke up.


-bd

[kippertoad]

the movie was good

[j2k4]

Once I woke up after eight hours on my back in a snowdrift.

It was an alcohol-related event.

Half of me was stroke-paralyzed; the back half.

I spent two days walking sideways. :mellow:

[JPaul]

That makes no sence, Kev. None at all.

[Skweeky]

How did you know it was 8 hours? Did you check the time before you decided to go to sleep in a snowdrift? :huh:

[j2k4]

I landed in the snow slightly after 2300, woke up at about 0700, when the females I had been visiting found me while departing their domicile on the way to work.

We collectively deduced I was the victim of my own appetites and the combination of items on the previous evening's, um, menu. :whistling

In the intervening years I have had two other such incidents, though neither of them involved snow.

JP-

The last bit was a play on the extreme chill that plagued me throughout the next day.

No actual stroke occurred.







Not the type you think, anyhow. :naughty:

[Skweeky]

Was it comfy though?

[brotherdoobie]

Douches are dangerous distractions.


-bd

[j2k4]

Was it comfy though?

Reasonably comfy, yes.


Douches are dangerous distractions.


-bd

So they say.

[brotherdoobie]

Reasonably comfy, yes.


Douches are dangerous distractions.


-bd

So they say.

Pretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.


-bd

[j2k4]

Reasonably comfy, yes.



So they say.

Pretentious vaginas are not natural. I prefer them to be natural.


-bd

Curtains down and smelly? :dabs:

I prefer to see/smell some evidence of grooming...:whistling

[The Flying Cow]

Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking.

[j2k4]

Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking.

Of the quality goods, one would hope. :whistling

[brotherdoobie]

Meh...all this talk of pussy has me thinking of trimming mine.

Wax?


-bd

[The Flying Cow]

Candlewax?

I prefer using a female to bite the hairs off. Painful yet strangely erotic.

In a sadomasochistic way.

[Squeamous]

Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.

[brotherdoobie]

Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.

Bullshit.



-bd :unsure:

[j2k4]

Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.



Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.

Bullshit.



-bd :unsure:

Agreed. :whistling

[bigboab]

Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.

Bullshit.



-bd :unsure:

Smelling this may be a symptom of retarded olfactory development.:whistling

[Squeamous]

No, it's true! After the first flush of testosterone is over men stop charging at you like a bull in a china shop and start registering things like the way you smell and feel. Men shouldn't really be allowed near the opposite sex until they're 30 :yup:.

[j2k4]

No, it's true! After the first flush of testosterone is over men stop charging at you like a bull in a china shop and start registering things like the way you smell and feel. Men shouldn't really be allowed near the opposite sex until they're 30 :yup:.

Hmm.

Don't recall ever charging a woman like a bull.

Always strove to be a gentleman.

Smells always drove me wild.

Of course, I'm not a regular guy. :whistling

[Skweeky]

...and you expect us to believe this after your snowdrift story? :lol:

Funnily enough, the last time I had a boyfriend under 30 was when I was 15. From 17 onwards they were all over 30 :o

[Barbarossa]

Men don't notice the way women smell until they start to approach middle age, fact. Some sort of retarded olfactory development one presumes :unsure:.

I bet they'd notice the smell of onions... :unsure:

[Squeamous]

You leave the onions out of it :snooty:.

[j2k4]

...and you expect us to believe this after your snowdrift story? :lol:

I was a perfect gentleman the whole time. :whistling


Funnily enough, the last time I had a boyfriend under 30 was when I was 15. From 17 onwards they were all over 30 :o

How's about over 40?

50?

[Skweeky]

Well erm... I'm sure the husband will turn 40 in time. Eventually 50 even :yes:

[j2k4]

Well erm... I'm sure the husband will turn 40 in time. Eventually 50 even :yes:

I meant now. :whistling

[Skweeky]

:o

[Squeamous]

Don't do it Skweeks! You have to weigh up the advanced life experience and lovemaking skills with the increased risk of impotency and tendency to wear cardigans and comfy slippers. I don't think you really want to go down that route, do you, hmmmmm?

[Skweeky]

Cardigans!

:fear: :fear: :fear:

[Squeamous]

You've got another decade or so left before you have to start worrying about that Skweeks :console:.

[Skweeky]

No cardigans will be allowed in this house, unless they are attached to babies! :angry:

[Squeamous]

Now now, you don't really mean that:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u284/Fashion_Critic_/Victoria%20Beckham/Front_17July.jpg

:wub:

[Skweeky]

Well, when the husband starts looking like Becks, he can start wearing a cardy :lol:

[Squeamous]

He could wear a tutu and I still would (Becks not your hubby!)

[Skweeky]

Who wouldn't?

[The Flying Cow]

...and you expect us to believe this after your snowdrift story? :lol:

Funnily enough, the last time I had a boyfriend under 30 was when I was 15. From 17 onwards they were all over 30 :o

:blink:

[tralalala]

^Was my initial reaction.


Where you been at, Village Shemale? :)

[j2k4]

Cardigans!

:fear: :fear: :fear:

Don't like them, myself - don't recommend them, even for babies. :whistling

[Biggles]

I would just like to say I don't have a cardigan :snooty:

[Squeamous]

Methinks the old folk protest too much!

[Biggles]

:snooty: How very dare you!

That thing looks daft on Beckham - the rest of us would look like uber-geeks/fannies.

[Squeamous]

Uber geeks you say? :naughty:

[Skweeky]

I think we need pics of Kev, Les and Jim in cardigans.

And a pic of mulder's pecs in there somewhere as well.

[Biggles]

Uber geeks you say? :naughty:

You have strange tastes young lady :O

[Biggles]

I think we need pics of Kev, Les and Jim in cardigans.

And a pic of mulder's pecs in there somewhere as well.

So! you are calling it a pec these days

euphemisms! :ermm:

[Squeamous]

I think we need pics of Kev, Les and Jim in cardigans.

And a pic of mulder's pecs in there somewhere as well.

Yes, Mulder can go sans cardigan. And pants. Mulder optional.

If they don't have cardigans they can just split a jumper down the front and safety pin it closed :yup:.

[Squeamous]

Uber geeks you say? :naughty:

You have strange tastes young lady :O

So, I seem to remember you also wear spectacles :whistling

[Biggles]

You have strange tastes young lady :O

So, I seem to remember you also wear spectacles :whistling

:lol:

[j2k4]

This thread has gotten away from me. :whistling

[Skweeky]

Alternatively, Kev can just pose in one of those red and black checked woodcutter shirts and a deerstalker hat.

[Biggles]

Alternatively, Kev can just pose in one of those red and black checked woodcutter shirts and a deerstalker hat.

I vote he gets to wear trousers too.

[j2k4]

Alternatively, Kev can just pose in one of those red and black checked woodcutter shirts and a deerstalker hat.

Got the shirt.

No such hat. :noes:



Alternatively, Kev can just pose in one of those red and black checked woodcutter shirts and a deerstalker hat.

I vote he gets to wear trousers too.

Will do, absolutely. :yup:

[Skweeky]

We don't need a picture of the under carriage darling. Nothing sexy about a flat old man's arse.

[j2k4]

We don't need a picture of the under carriage darling. Nothing sexy about a flat old man's arse.

You sell me short.

Darling.

[Biggles]

We don't need a picture of the under carriage darling. Nothing sexy about a flat old man's arse.

You sell me short.

Darling.

and flat

:blink: apparently

[Skweeky]

Well, you can always post pictures to prove me wrong :naughty:

[Skweeky]

It kinda feels wrong for me to groom Kev, Les and Jim :no:

[j2k4]

It kinda feels wrong for me to groom Kev, Les and Jim :no:

Indeed.

Stop it.

[Squeamous]

It kinda feels wrong for me to groom Kev, Les and Jim :no:

The only thing wrong here is that they're not giving it up :fist:.

[Skweeky]

Neither is mulder. That's even more wrong! :o

[Squeamous]

Hard to get, that's what it is. They want something first. Now, if we can just figure out what it is.....

[The Flying Cow]

You gals know very well what it is. It's been requested or mentioned repetitively in the past.

Just let them out. Crustacea had a bit of Christmas spirit, which was impressive.

Group shots earn double points.