Jacket Of Cheese

[brotherdoobie]

I would wear it to the disco. I would dance all night...then I would eat my jacket of cheese.




-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Swiss cheese would be the most practical.


-bd

[brotherdoobie]

My jacket of cheese would be disguised as a jacket of broccoli, of course. I wouldn't want anyone to steal it. Most people would leave a jacket of broccoli alone.
I would be careful to keep an eye out for Ben, however.




-bd

[brotherdoobie]

Crab chick...what wine would go best with my jacket.


-bd

[Skiz]

Who wears a jacket of cheese?

Take that shite off.

[Skiz]

Actually, take off your pants and jacket.

[Skiz]

:drummer:

[brotherdoobie]

Actually, take off your pants and jacket.


I've had quite a few drinks. Are you trying to groom me?



-bd

[brotherdoobie]

If I had a sweater made out of bread. I would be like, wtf?


-bd

[Something Else]

I'd subtley nibble the broccoli off your back or something else. :pinch:

[Skweeky]

That sounds intimate. :naughty:

[Something Else]

That sounds intimate. :naughty:

And that's just the sound. :O

[Skweeky]

I've just made sweet potatoe and coconut soup. Does that turn you on?

[Something Else]

I am fully turned on plus one.

[Something Else]

That sounds outrageously sexy and my mouth is watering. True story.

[Skweeky]

It is. It's the coconut that does it. You need to be careful to add the right amount though.

[enoughfakefiles]

You mean don't put too much of the shell in:eyebrows:

[brotherdoobie]

If I had a sweater made out of bread. I would be like, wtf?


-bd

I wish the sweater would have been cheese, and the jacket would have been bread. That would have worked out perfectly.




-bd

[Skweeky]

I don't think so. The bread wouldn't stick to your skin as much and you'd already have the cheese on top of the bread :yes:

[brotherdoobie]

Good point. However, I might develop a yeast infection.









-bd

[kippertoad]

would that be wheat bread ?

[ziggyjuarez]

Oh my god!