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[brotherdoobie]

Pm me.



To your mothers vagina buffet.



Will trade:

a 0day buffered, seedbox Souleek account, and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.



-bd

[killercam101]

great giveaway!Good luck to whoever gets this!

[pone44]

your giving the seedbox away ?

[killercam101]

your giving the seedbox away ?

:dry:...okay OP you proved your point

[apextwin146]

you are really bored today or totally phised

[Disme]

I'll take the pickle ... PM sent with great offer!!!

[RedRansom]

your giving the seedbox away ?
rofl:P
Aren't you from sweden?

[Artemis]

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."


Now where's my fucking pickle :angry:

[aysomc]

Now where's my fucking pickle :angry:


in his ass. dig in.

[BlueLabel]

wtf??

[mshassy]

cant understand a thing!

[Philip]

cant understand a thing!


I cant either...Is he giving away a seedbox? If thats the case, i wanna apply ;)

[Artemis]

cant understand a thing!

It is such a shame to have to explain a joke that lies in the subtlety of the english language, but I shall


....and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.

so to reduce this to a mathematical equation (since mathematics is the universal language) wry joke = slightly used pickle = WIN !!!!!!!

[mshassy]

then i wanna apply for the seedbox
:D

[yakz091]

great spam.........actually vulgar spam...........shit..........

[IdolEyes787]

Pm me.


Will trade:

a 0day buffered, seedbox Souleek account, and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.


-bd

Have rye joke about used pickle. Need Bufferin on account of headache.

Two old guys, one 75 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 75 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day". "It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 75 year old stops in at the bakery.. As he was looking around, the lady in the bakery asked if he needed help.

He said, "Do you have rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it, would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves?"

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves... it'll get hard".

He replied, "Does everybody in the world know about this rye bread but ME?"

[brotherdoobie]

It is such a shame to have to explain a joke that lies in the subtlety of the english language, but I shall


....and a slightly used pickle...for a wry joke.

so to reduce this to a mathematical equation (since mathematics is the universal language) wry joke = slightly used pickle = WIN !!!!!!!


Well represented. The pickle is yours, mate.


-bd