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mbucari1
10-22-2008, 05:53 AM
population*(price of local cup of coffee)+(# art house movie theaters)*(# streets named for MLK jr.)
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(# forms of ID to buy sudafed)*((# trucker hat wearers) - (# truckers )) * (1/((# christain churches) - (# bars))


If the number you get is less than 10, you're a real American :)


Equation Source (http://www.hulu.com/watch/40114/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-quiz-are-you-a-real-american#s-p1-st-i1)

Skiz
10-22-2008, 06:00 AM
:blink:

mbucari1
10-22-2008, 06:05 AM
I thought it was funny

Skweeky
10-22-2008, 07:07 AM
Thinking isn't for everyone. Good on you for giving it a go though.

thewizeard
10-22-2008, 12:04 PM
Thinking isn't for everyone. Good on you for giving it a go though.

:lol: erm, I tried it once, definitely not for me :)

Hairbautt
10-22-2008, 12:18 PM
I don't think, therefore I am.

IdolEyes787
10-22-2008, 12:30 PM
I don't think, therefore I am.

I don't think you are.

succubus
10-22-2008, 06:03 PM
No I am not.

100%
10-22-2008, 06:32 PM
population*(price of local cup of coffee)+(# art house movie theaters)*(# streets named for MLK jr.)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________

(# forms of ID to buy sudafed)*((# trucker hat wearers) - (# truckers )) * (1/((# christain churches) - (# bars))


If the number you get is less than 10, you're a real American :)


Equation Source (http://www.hulu.com/watch/40114/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-quiz-are-you-a-real-american#s-p1-st-i1)

Without context, this has little meaning,

you made a big mistake of linking to hulu site (anti semetic racist site) which means any one who is able to see the video in your link is in other words a Real american. All those who live outside of real america are unable to view.

If you where a real american you would have linked directly to the source which is not racist aka = http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188637&title=Quiz:-Are-You-a-Real-American?

Ontop of which you should therefore include his clarification http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188640&title=governor-palin-clarification

The whole thing shows how rediculous and closed minded Palin's theory of what a real usaian is.

By excluding all that, and regarding it as a formula to understand your your inner superficial bordered self, it simply prooves that you are a real american.

kippertoad
10-22-2008, 06:55 PM
O_o

Snee
10-22-2008, 06:56 PM
population*(price of local cup of coffee)+(# art house movie theaters)*(# streets named for MLK jr.)
____________________________________________________________________________________________________

(# forms of ID to buy sudafed)*((# trucker hat wearers) - (# truckers )) * (1/((# christain churches) - (# bars))


If the number you get is less than 10, you're a real American :)


Equation Source (http://www.hulu.com/watch/40114/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-quiz-are-you-a-real-american#s-p1-st-i1)

Without context, this has little meaning,

you made a big mistake of linking to hulu site (anti semetic racist site) which means any one who is able to see the video in your link is in other words a Real american. All those who live outside of real america are unable to view.

If you where a real american you would have linked directly to the source which is not racist aka = http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188637&title=Quiz:-Are-You-a-Real-American?

Ontop of which you should therefore include his clarification http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188640&title=governor-palin-clarification

The whole thing shows how rediculous and closed minded Palin's theory of what a real usaian is.

By excluding all that, and regarding it as a formula to understand your your inner superficial bordered self, it simply prooves that you are a real american.

Most confusing clarification ever.

j2k4
10-22-2008, 08:35 PM
I don't think, therefore I am.

I don't think you are.

Did I see what you just did? :yup:

JPaul
10-22-2008, 08:38 PM
Without context, this has little meaning,

you made a big mistake of linking to hulu site (anti semetic racist site) which means any one who is able to see the video in your link is in other words a Real american. All those who live outside of real america are unable to view.

If you where a real american you would have linked directly to the source which is not racist aka = http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188637&title=Quiz:-Are-You-a-Real-American?

Ontop of which you should therefore include his clarification http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=188640&title=governor-palin-clarification

The whole thing shows how rediculous and closed minded Palin's theory of what a real usaian is.

By excluding all that, and regarding it as a formula to understand your your inner superficial bordered self, it simply prooves that you are a real american.

Most confusing clarification ever.

He said the poster was a homophobe, possibly a nazi and definitely a racist.

Biggles
10-22-2008, 09:29 PM
Most confusing clarification ever.

He said the poster was a homophobe, possibly a nazi and definitely a racist.

Prolly a bad egg too?

chalice
10-22-2008, 09:31 PM
Most confusing clarification ever.

He said the poster was a homophobe, possibly a nazi and definitely a racist.

You forgot 'dickhead'.

JPaul
10-22-2008, 09:43 PM
Some things are simply taken as red.

Skweeky
10-22-2008, 09:57 PM
No need to get the commies dragged into this. :snooty:

JPaul
10-22-2008, 10:14 PM
Leave Les and Chalice alone Mrs Mental.

Biggles
10-22-2008, 10:19 PM
We are all communists now :snooty: especially GW Bush

:whistling

chalice
10-22-2008, 10:26 PM
We are all communists now :snooty: especially GW Bush

:whistling

Speak for yourself.

Biggles
10-22-2008, 10:31 PM
As taxpayers we all own a big slice of the financial institutions - in a post industrial society the financial markets are the means of production ergo, they being nationalised, we must be all participants in a socialist dream.....even J2.

Or something like that...I really need me bed :wacko:

Alien5
10-22-2008, 10:42 PM
Fuck, i can't watch the video, im not in the states.

why is Sudafed mentioned? (psudoephadrine)

is it because you can make meth from it?

Skweeky
10-22-2008, 11:17 PM
When I was little my doctor used to give me Actifed when I had a bad cough... It wasn't until about 4 months before they banned it that I realised the stuff made you trip if you took more than a couple of spoonfuls of it :lol:

Alien5
10-22-2008, 11:31 PM
yeah, you must have taken it when it used to have psudoephadrine in it, its a bit like speed, it feels like your heart is beating really fast, on the sudafed box i have here it says at the top in big letters "NON DROWSY" :lol: