Hoi Mulder

[The Flying Cow]

They say you've retired.

Is that so? I see you lurking about.

Speak, or forever hold your peace.

[The Flying Cow]

'ere 'e is:

[Mr. Mulder]

im just passing through, i don't want any trouble...

http://futurebrain.free.fr/wp-content/rambo-1.jpg

[Alien5]

Freeze! Give yourself up!

[IdolEyes787]

http://futurebrain.free.fr/wp-content/rambo-1.jpg

:OWe all know how that ended.

[Skweeky]

Yeah, don't make another Rambo, please! :cry:

[IdolEyes787]

Future Mulder:O


http://www.jaunted.com/files/admin/stallone02.jpg

[JPaul]

:lol:

What do you mean future. :O

[Skweeky]

:lol:

That is so disturbing

[Something Else]

Not as disturbing as this.
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/6281/kingrambozx5ox3.jpg

[Skweeky]

Mulder looks rather buff to be honest... or the parts I've seen do so anyway...

[Mr. Mulder]

i work out :naughty:

[CrabGirl]

Do you now?:naughty:

[Skweeky]

Send us a picture of your pecs. You know I deserve it :yes:

[Something Else]

Which ones are pecs :emo:

[Skweeky]

's what you got instead of moobs.

Like this:

http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/13/moonlightbarechest.jpg


:wub:

[Something Else]

Why are his moobs speshal?

[Something Else]

So it's a cleavage thing. :unsure:

[Skweeky]

In one word: yesh

[Something Else]

You might want to draw on some extra shadow for the phoatie then mulder.

[Skweeky]

He's taking his time taking that pic of his pecs :dry:

[Something Else]

Using all his phoatieshop skills to extend his nipples most likely.

[Mr. Mulder]

maybe im shy :blushing:

[Skweeky]

:lol:

Aye right.

[CrabGirl]

Skweeks, when you due?

[Skweeky]

Two weeks today CG.
Baby's head has started engaging. The upside is that I can breathe again and I don't get kicked in the ribs as often. Downside is that it's just not comfortable having a head sitting on my bladder :ermm:

[CrabGirl]

Reckon you'll get to two weeks and not go into labour before?

[Skweeky]

I dunno... been having some twinges and back ache but it can just be normal discomfort.

I bloody hope it decides to come out soon so I can put on my own shoes again :lol:

[JPaul]

At 38 weeks he/she is just putting on a bit of weight. The wean is fully developed so any time now is cool.

[chalice]

My IVF twin-impregnated sister is now 34 weeks gone. They took her into hospital the other day cos they say that one is breach and it's not getting enough oxygen to the brain.

The stronger is like 5lb 4 and the weaker is like 3lb 8 or something else. They won't let her go past Tuesday so fingers crossed.

I'll be an uncle twice before Halloween, all going well.

Woo hoo!!

[Skweeky]

At 38 weeks he/she is just putting on a bit of weight. The wean is fully developed so any time now is cool.


's What I keep saying to him/her, but the message hasn't gotten through yet :unsure:

Baby currently has the hiccups. That's like the 4th time today :lol:

[JPaul]

It's all that cheese you fed him/her.

I hate calling babies "it", no problem with anyone else doing it like. I just feel uncomfortable about it.

[JPaul]

My IVF twin-impregnated sister is now 34 weeks gone. They took her into hospital the other day cos they say that one is breach and it's not getting enough oxygen to the brain.

The stronger is like 5lb 4 and the weaker is like 3lb 8 or something else. They won't let her go past Tuesday so fingers crossed.

I'll be an uncle twice before Halloween, all going well.

Woo hoo!!

God bless you and yours mate.

[Skweeky]

I just told the baby that uncle JP from the interwebz has said it's ok to come out now. No response so far :unsure:

[chalice]

My IVF twin-impregnated sister is now 34 weeks gone. They took her into hospital the other day cos they say that one is breach and it's not getting enough oxygen to the brain.

The stronger is like 5lb 4 and the weaker is like 3lb 8 or something else. They won't let her go past Tuesday so fingers crossed.

I'll be an uncle twice before Halloween, all going well.

Woo hoo!!

God bless you and yours mate.

Cheers man.

I'm fucking bricking it for her, so I can't imagine what she's feeling.

[Skweeky]

All the best to your sister man.

I take it it'll be a C-section for sure then?

[chalice]

All the best to your sister man.

I take it it'll be a C-section for sure then?

Absolutement, Skweeks.

I've witnessed 3 of them. Never seen a natural birth first hand, like.

I'm guessing it's a lot fucking easier. No, actually, I'm pretty damn sure of it.

Edit: the section that is, not the natural birth, like.

[Skweeky]

I'm sure it is for getting the baby out.

Not too sure about afterwards though... my sis had two C-sections and it took her ages to recover from them :(

[CrabGirl]

I dunno... been having some twinges and back ache but it can just be normal discomfort.

I bloody hope it decides to come out soon so I can put on my own shoes again :lol:

Lol! Bless you. I hope baby decides to come soon. :D

[tralalala]

@chalice - Mazel Tov dude.. Double the uncle :) How bad are the scars from a Caesarean then..? :unsure: Heard they, like, make the bottom end of the belly look pretty awkward after it's been done.. Or was that just a nasty rumour?

[Barbarossa]

@chalice - Mazel Tov dude.. Double the uncle :) How bad are the scars from a Caesarean then..? :unsure: Heard they, like, make the bottom end of the belly look pretty awkward after it's been done.. Or was that just a nasty rumour?

If it's done by a half-decent surgeon and not a butcher the scar is pretty invisible within a couple of years :mellow:

[Skweeky]

You know, it's not that bad really. It's only a small cut just above the pubic area. It seems the difficulty lies in restoring the abdominal muscles, as they've pretty much been sliced through.
Well, that was the case with my sis anyway, but she had her last baby 6 years ago. I assume things may have changed a wee bit since.

[chalice]

I think that as far as scarring is involved, one c-section doesn't really do much damage.

Trouble begins when you have to have more than one performed. The surgeon has to reopen the scar from the last time which will obviously leave a more severe scar.

Third time, more often than not, pretty much fucks it up worse. The missus is really self-conscious about it. No bikinis for her. True story.

[maison]

That is so disturbing

[The Flying Cow]

Great news there chavis. Wondering when my cousin's going to have her first. Lazy cow. All they want is money, no giving birth.

Your wifey had 3 C-sections perf'ed chavs? My mom never let them do it that way. She had the four of us the naturel way (wouldn't have been able to have us all, otherwise).

[chalice]

Great news there chavis. Wondering when my cousin's going to have her first. Lazy cow. All they want is money, no giving birth.

Your wifey had 3 C-sections perf'ed chavs? My mom never let them do it that way. She had the four of us the naturel way (wouldn't have been able to have us all, otherwise).

She had no choice in the matter, Sherman.

She's too small. The hips don't lie. She says she's 5 feet tall but she's a fucking liar.

Imagine Smurfette crossed with a hobbit crossed with a munchkin and you're in the right ballpark. Only she's not blue, hasn't got big hairy feet and doesn't sound as if she's been sucking helium.

She sounds worse. True story.

[The Flying Cow]

:glag:

Reason for re-editing: Gosh darn, I've forgotten what the smilie names are.

[tralalala]

@chalice - Mazel Tov dude.. Double the uncle :) How bad are the scars from a Caesarean then..? :unsure: Heard they, like, make the bottom end of the belly look pretty awkward after it's been done.. Or was that just a nasty rumour?

If it's done by a half-decent surgeon and not a butcher the scar is pretty invisible within a couple of years :mellow:

Well, one of out teachers in school had twins with a C-section, and when she came to school one day with a shirt that revealed bits of her abs (and she's not a fat woman to say the least), it looked creepy.. :scary:


@Chalice's post - :glag:

[Skweeky]

... as would your abs if they had pulled two babies out of it :huh:

[tralalala]

Well.. How would I know..

[tllove]

Freeze! Give yourself up!

[The Flying Cow]

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/p-last-one-post-gets-2000-post3024084/postcount10385

<------ respond, Mulder. It is of your interest.

[Mr. Mulder]

who the fucks David Duchovny? and whys that mulder imposter on the tellybox?

[The Flying Cow]

Corruption.

[IdolEyes787]

Sounds just like an episode of The X Files



Only less confusing.



And starring idiots.

[The Flying Cow]

Well at least it doesn't feature that shitey actress in Mulder's signatura.