View Full Version : any of you ever been to Turkey?
Mr. Mulder
10-26-2008, 08:51 PM
I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
chalice
10-26-2008, 08:54 PM
Why can't get one of your mates to go with you, you nut?
Better than going on your ownsome.
You will get arrested and kneecapped if you're seen ogling Turkish alone.
Mr. Mulder
10-26-2008, 08:57 PM
and share a double bed with some d00d? yeah you'd like that wouldn't you :snooty:
chalice
10-26-2008, 08:59 PM
and share a double bed with some d00d? yeah you'd like that wouldn't you :snooty:
Pics. ffs.
JPaul
10-26-2008, 09:00 PM
Who's grooming who here, it's hard to tell.
Mr. Mulder
10-26-2008, 09:00 PM
we'd have to make them first :naughty:
chalice
10-26-2008, 09:02 PM
Take me on hols with you, Muldstar!!
Problem solved to fuck!!
15% finder's fee to JP, though.
JPaul
10-26-2008, 09:05 PM
I'm not your pimp.
25% minimum.
Mr. Mulder
10-26-2008, 09:06 PM
depends, can i put my hand on your knee on the flight in? :eyebrows:
Skweeky
10-26-2008, 09:11 PM
The husband refuses to go to Turkey. He once had a rather bad experience involving guns and blindfolds whilst he was in the RAF.
JPaul
10-26-2008, 09:20 PM
The husband refuses to go to Turkey. He once had a rather bad experience involving guns and blindfolds whilst he was in the RAF.
See that would be an interesting story. Not OAPs shiting on the ceiling.
CrabGirl
10-26-2008, 09:22 PM
Talk to cheese, his company specialises in holidays to turkey
JPaul
10-26-2008, 09:23 PM
He's not been here like forever.
Mr. Mulder
10-26-2008, 09:26 PM
Talk to cheese, his company specialises in holidays to turkey
does cheese still know how to use the internet? :eyebrows:
CrabGirl
10-26-2008, 09:26 PM
PM him then. He's currently nursing a hangover and groaning a lot.
CrabGirl
10-26-2008, 09:27 PM
I think so, he's on it now.
Skweeky
10-26-2008, 09:28 PM
The husband refuses to go to Turkey. He once had a rather bad experience involving guns and blindfolds whilst he was in the RAF.
See that would be an interesting story. Not OAPs shiting on the ceiling.
Ben asked for the details. Blame him!
JPaul
10-26-2008, 09:29 PM
I blame ben.
Something Else
10-27-2008, 12:02 AM
Apolgies to everyone for that.
JPaul
10-27-2008, 12:19 AM
Maybe you should think it thro' next time.
Something Else
10-27-2008, 01:01 AM
There's no maybe involved. :no:
Squeamous
10-27-2008, 06:55 AM
I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
Those were men, silly :rolleyes:.
Barbarossa
10-27-2008, 10:20 AM
I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
Why are you going on your own, you big faggot :blink:
maison
10-27-2008, 12:30 PM
we'd have to make them first
hneide
10-27-2008, 02:12 PM
Who's grooming who here, it's hard to tell
Mr. Mulder
10-27-2008, 06:16 PM
I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
Why are you going on your own, you big faggot :blink:
because your mums busy :snooty:
Skweeky
10-27-2008, 06:22 PM
Have you asked Gillian? She's no longer pregnant. You could take her away for a break :yes:
Would love to sail into istanbul.
http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/1008/50202263.JPG
cpt_azad
10-27-2008, 10:18 PM
Ankara is a bitch during the summer, so be glad you're not going then =).
Careful what you drink over there in terms of water, hint hint.
Biggles
10-27-2008, 10:47 PM
I have been to Marmaris. The kids and myself had a really nice holiday there. They are hugely keen to sell you stuff though and it is a good idea to walk on the side of the road away from the shops.
The food was nice and the Turkish Delight factory was good fun.
We also went here
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/102901656_7a77b02fe7.jpg?v=0
and here
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/115/287629172_2fa2bcf7c9.jpg?v=0
and here
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3152/2647613288_c074ca2f33.jpg?v=0
It was in July though and 43 degrees - far too hot. November should be a lot more comfortable.
There was a lot of night life in Marmaris and as I said the grub was good. Belly dancer at our hotel wasn't hairy at all.
The local larger was OK too Efes I think it was called.
Edit: They will most prolly try to arrange that you end up in a carpet making co-operative at some point. The carpets are beautiful but it is a bit of a waste of time if you don't want one. We saw three and I bought (a small)one much to the brats' amusement :idunno:
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 07:42 AM
Ah yes the 'perfume/carpet/jewellery museum' which are actually factories :lol:
Barbarossa
10-28-2008, 09:39 AM
I never realised they made Turkish Delight in Turkey :lol: :pinch:
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 02:08 PM
Their stuff's minging though. Not at all like our Cadburys rosewatery chocolateyness.
Sanka113
10-28-2008, 02:48 PM
No, but I've heard they make delicious sandwiches there.
Something Else
10-28-2008, 04:42 PM
Go to the kebab shop to practice mulder. :smilie4:
The earthquakes are kinda' neat, but the people can't cook.
And there's a lot of hair, yes.
Mr. Mulder
10-28-2008, 06:28 PM
I have been to Marmaris. The kids and myself had a really nice holiday there. They are hugely keen to sell you stuff though and it is a good idea to walk on the side of the road away from the shops.
The food was nice and the Turkish Delight factory was good fun.
We also went here
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/35/102901656_7a77b02fe7.jpg?v=0
what are those!? :o did they let you do swimmings in them? swimmings with the hairless belly dancer!1??? :o
Skweeky
10-28-2008, 06:43 PM
It's pools made out of solidified Turkish cum :yes:
Mr. Mulder
10-28-2008, 07:37 PM
:drool:
CrabGirl
10-28-2008, 07:46 PM
Mulder I'm really jealous of you going on holiday. Bah.
Mr. Mulder
10-28-2008, 07:52 PM
then come with me :naughty:
CrabGirl
10-28-2008, 07:58 PM
Tempting.....
Don't think my new employers would like it though.
enoughfakefiles
10-28-2008, 08:07 PM
I never realised they made Turkish Delight in Turkey :lol: :pinch:
They give you some turkish delight after your evening meal on a plate. All you end up with is white powder all down your clothes :lol:
Effes lager FTW11!!!111:01:
Skweeky
10-28-2008, 08:10 PM
A tenner says mulder comes back married to a Turkish wench after her father caught them at it.
Squeamous
10-29-2008, 08:45 AM
Like a shotgun wedding but with knives! :O
Mr. Mulder
11-06-2008, 09:38 PM
:o
off tomorrow at 4:00am :01: i shall return with at least 7 ...no .....12! STD's! and pics :01:
Skweeky
11-06-2008, 09:57 PM
Wow! 12! Go for it mouldy make sure to get a nice colourful pic of your gonnorhea-infested cawk :yes:
Mr. Mulder
11-06-2008, 09:58 PM
im gonna spell out skweeky with the puss that falls out :mushy:
Skweeky
11-06-2008, 09:59 PM
Awwww, that's the nicest thing ever!
Mr. Mulder
11-06-2008, 10:01 PM
then i'll slap you round the face with it and make you do the dishes.
thewizeard
11-07-2008, 08:57 AM
I shall be going there in a couple of weeks (by my self :emo: ) for seven nights, marmaris to be precise - looking on youporn turkish women seem to be quite hairy :eyebrows:
I have eaten Turkey, does that count. Turkeys are naturally hairy or rather feathery burds..:huh:
..anywayz Mr. Mulder..I thought you weren'y going on holiday this year! :blink:
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