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Squeamous
10-28-2008, 07:49 AM
Sweaty onions

And I had a bath last night! :(
Skweeky
10-28-2008, 12:26 PM
Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 02:06 PM
Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.
LubTheStaringCat
10-28-2008, 02:22 PM
You could always try a little bit of sage with your onions.:D
Skweeky
10-28-2008, 03:45 PM
Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.


No probs. I often find I'd rather smell of disinfectant than stale onions :lol:
MediaSlayer
10-28-2008, 04:36 PM
http://i34.tinypic.com/29pbtz8.jpg
Something Else
10-28-2008, 04:40 PM
:drummer:
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 05:19 PM
Really! Excellent advice, thanks Sweeks.


No probs. I often find I'd rather smell of disinfectant than stale onions :lol:

Sweaty onions! I'm hoping the smell of lemsip and vics will help mask the heady aroma of inner rotting. That and the disinfectant.
MediaSlayer
10-28-2008, 05:19 PM
in retrospect, it would have been more fitting in this thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-lounge-10/t-scent-woman-317605/?)

edit: ack, squeamous typed faster
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 05:21 PM
Ah, the delicate dance of thread interrelations :D
Skweeky
10-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Lemsip + Vicks + TCP + sweaty onions = mulder wanking over you
Squeamous
10-28-2008, 05:25 PM
FFS I'm still getting it out of my hair from the last time! :pinch:
CrabGirl
10-28-2008, 05:51 PM
You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.
Snee
10-28-2008, 05:51 PM
Wash your hands with TCP. It'll drown out any other smell.

Screw TCP, use PCP, it'll turn the smell a nice colour.
Something Else
10-28-2008, 06:00 PM
it'll turn the smell a nice colour.

:lol:

Genius wordage.
Squeamous
10-29-2008, 08:55 AM
You as well? Man that boy has the stickiest semen known to man.

Re: onions....

Stainless steel rubbed on skin gets rid of the smell, some chemical reaction or sommat. Rub spoons under your armpits and you'll be fine.

I have one of them steel deodoriser things, but it's crapola. Maybe I could just carry strings of onions around with me so as not to arouse suspicion :unsure:.
anoneemuse
10-29-2008, 12:06 PM
Sweaty onions

And I had a bath last night! :(

i am snifing you , i hope that is ok :unsure:
Squeamous
10-29-2008, 12:17 PM
Yes, yes it is :snooty:.
Biggles
10-29-2008, 08:12 PM
Use teh spoons....

and leave them for hubby to use with his cereal :shifty:
Squeamous
10-29-2008, 09:09 PM
Mmmmm onion weetibix :lol: