I smell bacon.

[100%]

It smells good.

[chalice]

Grass.

[taoghawk]

really?

[Hairbautt]

Best, smell, ever.

'Cept for women, of course.

[Something Else]

It smells good.

Where :fear:


I better flush my stash. :fear:

[IdolEyes787]

The best smell is the first taste of spring after winter.


Not ocean breezes,not babies and certainly not bacon you southern heathen.

[Skweeky]

The best smell ever is petrol. Tsk.

[LubTheStaringCat]

It smells good.

Have some eggs with your bacon with a siding of Black pudding, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:D

[enoughfakefiles]

Has the lounge been busted :pinch:

[anoneemuse]

The best smell ever is petrol. Tsk.

:lol:

i love the smell of petrol

[Old Geezer]

It smells good.

Well you have done it again. You are #1 for posting a thread that is Dumb,stupid,foolish,absurd,nonsensical,silly,senseless dull vapid and flat.

I will never understand how supposidly a grown man can post something like this and more unbelievable get equally stupid responses to said post.

I gather that if I posted a thread entitled "When was the last time you farted" it would be accepted with glee. No I take that back. Some of you would call me every name in the book for posting the shit like you have posted.:angry:

[chalice]

No, we call you every name in the book cos you're a nasty old illiterate cunt.

If you took things in good spirit like most other people here, you wouldn't feel as if you needed to make yourself look like such a sad old fucker so often.

[100%]

It smells good.

Well you have done it again. You are #1 for posting a thread that is Dumb,stupid,foolish,absurd,nonsensical,silly,senseless dull vapid and flat.

I will never understand how supposidly a grown man can post something like this and more unbelievable get equally stupid responses to said post.

I gather that if I posted a thread entitled "When was the last time you farted" it would be accepted with glee. No I take that back. Some of you would call me every name in the book for posting the shit like you have posted.:angry:

GUIDE no.1 : EQUALISING
Humans occasionally need to express their sentiments, when expressing to a spectre of billions of different possible cultures on the web, it is best to keep expression to the basic.

"I smell bacon,
It smells good. "

It is merely a sensory statement,
like - today i am happy, or the sun is shining or bacon smells good.

Small talk is perfect in context, and part of daily communication.
It is what humans do, although some indulge in it more than others.

All interpretation of its banalities is welcomed as long as it creates or develops into something better.

Well done, you have provoked me to question, & think about why mankind has small talk.

In answer to that, I have a deaf friend who does not understand why people have to fill space with their mouths all the time.

http://d.imagehost.org/0242/booooooom_lazarus_04.jpg

[chalice]

Now we will have an incoherent rant from Geezer which will inevitably include one of his generic stock pics.

It will be the 'head up the arse' or 'cunt-apple' or something else I've forgotten because it's instantly forgettable.

Or he'll just run away. He tends to do this with me now cos he knows I'll hound the fuck out of his geriatric old arse 'til he dies.

[Hairbautt]

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.

[chalice]

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.

Blow your nose and stop licking cows' arses.

[100%]

I think I'm beginning to smell bullshit.
Please elaborate Hairbautt

At first it did indeed smell good,
but now i must agree,
it does indeed smell worse.

This proves that smell develops over time.
(non biased = neither positive nor negative)

[Hairbautt]

I believe the bullshit smell radiated from Old Geezer. Tho' I did just return from tractorin' a few hours ago...Been some close calls with cow dung fer shore.

:unsure:

[Skweeky]

Tractorin? You? :huh:

[Hairbautt]

:eyebrows: I do live on a 13-acre plot.

[Barbarossa]

Do you have livestock?

[Hairbautt]

We had cows, chickens/roosters, a horse, dogs and cats, of course, but that was way back.

We still have two cats.

One of those hurricanes from 2004 killed our last two cows. Actually, they just disappeared. Seriously.

[Barbarossa]

dirty bastard :snooty:

[Hairbautt]

jealous snob :snooty:

[The Flying Cow]

Fried bacon smells nice, so does fried chouriço.

I love the smell of petrol myself too (Sonja :))

I also like the smell of fresh herbal medicines. NOT man-altered (aka haschisch)

And yes, the smell of a woman (I think brother doobay made a thread about that the other day) is also very pleasant (as long as she's aware of the basic laws of hygiene).

I like the thread. I like the way 100% displays his reasoning.

I don't like reading Old Geezar's nonsense. His reasoning is belch-like, and spastic, to say the least.