A Woman Goes To Sex Therapist......

[boyzeee]

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date, nor any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so
she decided to go to a top sex therapist.
Her general practitioner recommended that she go see
Dr.Chang, the famous Chinese sex therapist.
So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"Herro misses Smif, Ok take off all your crose."
So she did.
"Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other si
of room."
So she did.
"Ok, now crawl reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
problem vewy bad, you haf ED ZACHARY Disease. Worse
case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."

Confused the woman asked, "Oh Dear! is it serious? What is Ed Zachary
Disease?"




Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary
rike your ass."

[ilw]

I'm not 100% sure, but i think that constitutes a racist joke :( quite funny, but still...

[boyzeee]

i not racist at all i just thought it was funny...sorry for any offence...none meant. mods please delete if you think its to much ;)

[Snee]

I pretty sure the accent isn't even Chinese, the Chinese and japanese treat r & l sounds as allophones, meaning that the chinese use l rather than r, and the japanese r more than l as they don't really have the same distinction between them as westerners do, I'm not sure where f comes in to the picture.

The joke was funny though, and would have been without the Chinese angle. :)

[boyzeee]

it does need some sort of accent to work tho i think? no matter what i would have picked may have caused offence to someone! i think you can say that about most jokes! it was just a little fun! anyway as i said no offence meant, if it causes to much of a stir i will delete it meself. ;)

[Snee]

Nah I'm OK by it, I was just making an observation.

Of course, I'm not Chinese so I'm really the wrong person to talk to. :)

[ilw]

Doesn't offend me at all & i'm not accusing anyone of being racist :) , its just there was a similar joke on the temp forum, and that time whoever posted it, edited it out. Makes no difference to me, personally reckon its political correctness going too far.

[boyzeee]

wernt me, i had same screen name in temp forum as in here, and yeh you right sometimes political correctness can go toooo far! anyway love n peace to all :D

[james_bond_rulez]

how is this even funny?

[Somebody1234]

Ed Zachary! :P

[lynx]

Originally posted by james_bond_rulez@8 September 2003 - 18:14
how is this even funny?
Have you never been to effin' elsie's ?

You got effin else to say ?

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by lynx+8 September 2003 - 18:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 8 September 2003 - 18:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-james_bond_rulez@8 September 2003 - 18:14
how is this even funny?
Have you never been to effin&#39; elsie&#39;s ?

You got effin else to say ? [/b][/quote]
huh?

what the heck is effin&#39;?