boyzeee
09-07-2003, 12:19 PM
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had
not had a date, nor any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so
she decided to go to a top sex therapist.
Her general practitioner recommended that she go see
Dr.Chang, the famous Chinese sex therapist.
So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"Herro misses Smif, Ok take off all your crose."
So she did.
"Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other si
of room."
So she did.
"Ok, now crawl reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
problem vewy bad, you haf ED ZACHARY Disease. Worse
case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused the woman asked, "Oh Dear! is it serious? What is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary
rike your ass."
not had a date, nor any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her so
she decided to go to a top sex therapist.
Her general practitioner recommended that she go see
Dr.Chang, the famous Chinese sex therapist.
So she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said,
"Herro misses Smif, Ok take off all your crose."
So she did.
"Now get down and crawl reery fass to the other si
of room."
So she did.
"Ok, now crawl reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "Your
problem vewy bad, you haf ED ZACHARY Disease. Worse
case I ever see, that why you not haf sex or dates."
Confused the woman asked, "Oh Dear! is it serious? What is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Chang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary
rike your ass."