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JPaul
11-06-2008, 08:20 PM
20. "Those who enter the country illegally violate the law." - Nov. 28, 2005

19. "We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans." - Sept. 6, 2000

18. "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." - Dec. 19, 2000

17. "Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness." - Aug. 30, 2000

16. "I think we agree, the past is over." - May 10, 2000

15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000

14. "This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." - April 23, 2002

13. "I want everybody to hear loud and clear that I'm going to be the president of everybody." - Jan. 18, 2001

12. "One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." - Jan. 3, 2000

11. "I was proud the other day when both Republicans and Democrats stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support for a clear statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will." - Oct. 5, 2002

10. "I just want you to know that when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." - June 18, 2002

9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

8. "I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." - Aug. 13, 2002

7. "There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again." - Sept. 17, 2002

6. "The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." - Oct. 8, 2004

5. "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Sept. 29, 2000

4. "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - Aug. 5, 2004

3. "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" - Jan. 11, 2000

2. "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family." - Jan. 27, 2000

1. "They misunderestimated me." - Nov. 6, 2000

chalice
11-06-2008, 08:23 PM
Bush, I'm guessing?

What a fucking plank. Good riddance.

Can't wait for the memoirs. Diary Of A Nobody Part II.

JPaul
11-06-2008, 08:26 PM
Indeed.

He was a quality act.

Skiz
11-06-2008, 08:27 PM
9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

:glag:

Something Else
11-06-2008, 08:30 PM
15. "I understand small business growth. I was one." - Feb. 19, 2000


:glag:

That one is pure genius.

JPaul
11-06-2008, 08:33 PM
9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

:glag:

The bloke wasn't there like, he was still in Iraq. They just sent his hand over for a larf and GWB had a wee shake of it.

100%
11-06-2008, 09:27 PM
unbelievable

j2k4
11-09-2008, 03:15 AM
His last clunker was in '05?

He's improved, then, eh?

PlayeR
11-09-2008, 03:36 AM
9. "I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein." - May 25, 2004

:glag:

The bloke wasn't there like, he was still in Iraq. They just sent his hand over for a larf and GWB had a wee shake of it.

what? really like that?:O

clocker
11-09-2008, 06:03 AM
His last clunker was in '05?

He's improved, then, eh?
No, after 2005 we expected malapropisms from GW, so no one kept track of them any longer.

Biggles
11-09-2008, 09:56 AM
His last clunker was in '05?

He's improved, then, eh?

To be honest he seemed to become fairly invisible over the last couple of years. Presumably he was still doing stuff but much less in the public eye.

He said he had secured political capital back in Nov 04 and he intended to spend it...

anybody know what he bought?

Edit: I quite liked the fool me once one - it really got away from him.

JPaul
11-09-2008, 02:31 PM
His last clunker was in '05?

He's improved, then, eh?

To be honest he seemed to become fairly invisible over the last couple of years. Presumably he was still doing stuff but much less in the public eye.

He said he had secured political capital back in Nov 04 and he intended to spend it...

anybody know what he bought?

Edit: I quite liked the fool me once one - it really got away from him.

Indeed, you really need to see that one to get the fool impact.

JPaul
11-09-2008, 02:32 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ux3DKxxFoM

It's comedy genious, you couldn't fucking write it better.

tesco
11-09-2008, 02:34 PM
edit: you beat me jp http://www.theforumsite.com/images/smilies/middleFinger.gif

JPaul
11-09-2008, 02:35 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lHSiqQpg7Uc&feature=related

Now that's just ... oh deary deary me.

tesco
11-09-2008, 02:39 PM
They slowed that down, I bet you could do it with any of his speeches and he'd sound like that.

JPaul
11-09-2008, 04:03 PM
They slowed that down, I bet you could do it with any of his speeches and he'd sound like that.

:O

No way, I thought his massive entourage of advisers had let him go on national TV pished out of his face.

tesco
11-09-2008, 04:51 PM
They slowed that down, I bet you could do it with any of his speeches and he'd sound like that.

:O

No way, I thought his massive entourage of advisers had let him go on national TV pished out of his face.
It's an easy mistake to make. ;)

JPaul
11-09-2008, 05:34 PM
:O

No way, I thought his massive entourage of advisers had let him go on national TV pished out of his face.
It's an easy mistake to make. ;)

Who amongst us hasn't made it.