Fuck's sake.

[Barbarossa]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*

[PlayeR]

FST is better when you think it is good.:P

I will keep that in mind. and will try to make it better, sir
just prepare my reward.
like a nice place to relax in Kiribati when I go there, hopefully

[Skweeky]

I have given this place loads of good things over the years. It can't be Christmas every day :snooty:

[Snee]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*

I have to work and stuff, now. Sorry.

[Barbarossa]

S'oK, you've left me with a lovely post to re-read about that 'tard :happy:

[anoneemuse]

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/fractal_math_patterns/wada-reflection-basin/wada-basin-fractals009.jpg

:unsure:

[Snee]

S'oK, you've left me with a lovely post to re-read about that 'tard :happy:

:01:

I'm not working this exact moment, btw. But I, like, have day-job now.

Clarifying, like.

Incidentally, speaking of work, if our boss messes up much more, we may well cause a massive strike, leaving about half a city without power.

Fingers crossed.

[Something Else]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*

You can stay logged in by using a cookie. :smilie4:

[anoneemuse]

http://usemycomputer.com/indeximages/2004/September/NataliaVodianova-PopSS03-MertAlas_MarcusPiggot.jpg


:happy:

[Detale]

Oh dear, Thats not better that would be worse.

[IdolEyes787]

If I wanted to look at 12 year old boys I'd ask for member's photos in the bt section.

[thewizeard]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*



These are actually the first signs of a bright blue star turning to an Emerald green one, it goes with explosions and the like;.. a supernova

:O....but are actually the first signs of the approach of the rogue planet X, Niberu, on it's 10,800 year orbit of our sun; a real civilisation killer that one!. One could refer to Barbarossa as a sort Canary and he is giving actually, an early warning signal of Niberu's approach, as it's gravity waves disturbs his normal serenity and calmness and rattle his blue-stars .

so, what to do? All this is prophecied in the Mayan 2012 end of time,.. erm prophecy and in the text there isis mention of Barby or Barbi who is actually the Egyptian God of the Rain so we beter keep him content as last time he got annoyed Noah built an Ark... :unsure:

http://www.mensap2p.com/China/peace.gif

[Snee]

Nigel saves the day :happy:

[chalice]

From sanity.

[thewizeard]

Thanks Snee, I thought you and Skweeky did that actualy..and of course ..I could be wrong :(

[JPaul]

If I wanted to look at 12 year old boys I'd ask for member's photos in the bt section.

Is this something which is likely to happen any time soon.

[IdolEyes787]

2012 according to the Mayans.

[chalice]

2012 according to the Mayans.

You'll have to keep yourself entertained until such time, then. Christ knows we can't provide it for you.

You have my condolences. :no:

[IdolEyes787]

I shall pass the time writing impotent rants and being generally self- absorbed until then.

[chalice]

I shall pass the time writing impotent rants and being generally self- absorbed until then.

Care putting that into English for me?

I try but I have difficulty translating Monglish.

If this part of the forum isn't amusing enough for you, Idol, don't you think your time and sensibility of humour would be better spent in a place where it is?

Or are you just like me and you just can't bare to admit it?

[IdolEyes787]

.

If this part of the forum isn't amusing enough for you, Idol, don't you think your time and sensibility of humour would be better spent in a place where it is?



Fine.

[chalice]

I think I'll fill in the time gap in Idol's (no doubt) considered response by amusing you all with a relevant video clip, like.

Eek... Turns out Youtube is down so by means of alternative entertainment, I'll provide an apropos poem or piece of prose.

No wait...Youtube is back up again...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=OEsv3kcFSBU

[clocker]

Or are you just like me and you just can't bare to admit it?
He's Canadian and this is the wrong time of year to bare anything up there.

[chalice]

.

If this part of the forum isn't amusing enough for you, Idol, don't you think your time and sensibility of humour would be better spent in a place where it is?



Fine.

Oh do come back.

Who will champion the twats if not you?

[JPaul]

I shall pass the time writing impotent rants and being generally self- absorbed until then.

We had assumed that.

[100%]

stop swearing

[chalice]

Not a bad night's work, like.

One Portuguese spastic and one incredibly erudite Canadian film buff hounded off the board within 24 hours.

Don't all thank me at once, like. :dabs:

[JPaul]

Not a bad night's work, like.

One Portuguese spastic and one incredibly erudite Canadian film buff hounded off the board within 24 hours.

Don't all thank me at once, like. :dabs:

And it's to your credit.

[IdolEyes787]

Oh do come back.



No. Waste of talent.



Not a bad night's work, like.

One Portuguese spastic and one incredibly erudite Canadian film buff hounded off the board within 24 hours.

Don't all thank me at once, like. :dabs:

I get the Pork and cheese,who's the Canadian?Sounds like a real loser.

[JPaul]

No. Waste of talent.



Not a bad night's work, like.

One Portuguese spastic and one incredibly erudite Canadian film buff hounded off the board within 24 hours.

Don't all thank me at once, like. :dabs:

I get the Pork and cheese,who's the Canadian?Sounds like a real loser.

Will you stop doing that racist thing. It's quite appalling.

[Old Geezer]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*

I see the inmates are running the asylum and you must be the head man.

[chalice]

I dunno why I bother logging in sometimes.

BE BETTER FST, FFS! :fist:

*logs out again*

I see the inmates are running the asylum and you must be the head man.

You fucking love this place Geezer.

You've never been given the freedom to express your stupidity on a global level before.

Gawd bless the internets and Gawd bless Old Geezer's profound stupidity.

Stupidity rawks!! :01:

[dsa16]

Throw it in the recycling bin

[chalice]

Throw it in the recycling bin

Like your fucking outstanding posts which we all remember and appreciate since like 2003.

I tell myself that you couldn't be the fucking imbecile that you seem to be, but logic, that cunt, carries me to the only possible destination, you fucking imbecile, like.

[dsa16]

Ouch that one got under your skin, I guess 6,000 is the cut off...
poor me :(

[chalice]

Ouch that one got under your skin, I guess 6,000 is the cut off...
poor me :(

Yep, poor you indeed. You sad cunt you. :(

[kaffeine]

Ouch that one got under your skin, I guess 6,000 is the cut off...
poor me :(
Nope, it's actually around 90, but I'm guessing you're down there at 30~ along with Old Geezer.

[dsa16]

Ouch that one got under your skin, I guess 6,000 is the cut off...
poor me :(
Nope, it's actually around 90, but I'm guessing you're down there at 30~ along with Old Geezer.

Didn't know this was a gang bang, one more star and then you can get off my nuts.

[chalice]

Nope, it's actually around 90, but I'm guessing you're down there at 30~ along with Old Geezer.

Didn't know this was a gang bang, one more star and then you can get off my nuts.

It's less like a gang bang and more like several cunts taking advantage of a fucking mong wot has gotten access to the internets, like.

Tell your care worker that we're hurting you and it will all stop soon. I promise. As long as you can draw a good picture for court.

You fucking spastic.

[dsa16]

Your internet strength is overpowering. I guess sitting behind a computer screen makes you a tough guy. Get off your high horse, douche bag.

[Barbarossa]

Well this is more like it :eat:

[chalice]

Your internet strength is overpowering. I guess sitting behind a computer screen makes you a tough guy. Get off your high horse, douche bag.

Do you think it's easy to sit on a horse (a fucking high one at that) behind a computer and overpower you with my internet strength while calling you a fucking spastic. Well it's not.

David fucking Blaine wouldn't even attempt that one.

Still doesn't make you any less of a spastic, though. :01:

[Detale]

Fine.

Oh do come back.

Who will champion the twats if not you?

I'm here:01:

BTW who pissed in your cereal as of late? Were you always a mean prick or has your dog died recently?

[chalice]

Oh do come back.

Who will champion the twats if not you?

I'm here:01:

BTW who pissed in your cereal as of late? Were you always a mean prick or has your dog died recently?

I don't eat breakfast so cereal is irrelevant. I don't have a dog either. I've been slowly poisoning next door's dog if that's any good to you. I plan to watch it's death throes on Christmas Eve. Next door's kids'll love that.

You don't come into the lounge much do you? I've always been a cunt. This is old fucking news.

And for fuck sake, Detale, get some self-respect and stop sending me friend requests. I though it was abundantly clear that I think you're a fucking cawk. You're stupider than I thought, I suppose.

The twats can sleep easy knowing you're looking out for them now.

[Detale]

Maybe you should eat breakfast and get a dog to help you be less truculent. Oh 'ill keep sending them. One of my life goals is to befriend you and JP, the two biggest cunts on the webs

[PlayeR]

Well this is more like it :eat:
I am with you. this is more like what it. so are you happy now ?
the lounge has become more lively and interesting now, thanks to this thread :happy:

[Skweeky]

Maybe you should eat breakfast and get a dog to help you be less truculent. Oh 'ill keep sending them. One of my life goals is to befriend you and JP, the two biggest cunts on the webs

If I'd know that I'd have rejected the one you sent to me, but I gave in, in a moment of weakness :no:

[Barbarossa]

I haven't got a friends list. This isn't fucking bebo, you mongs. :snooty:

[Skweeky]

You blue lot are not allowed friends.

[Detale]

Maybe you should eat breakfast and get a dog to help you be less truculent. Oh 'ill keep sending them. One of my life goals is to befriend you and JP, the two biggest cunts on the webs

If I'd know that I'd have rejected the one you sent to me, but I gave in, in a moment of weakness :no:

I'm a friend collector :P

[john]

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