(JCVD) Jean-Claude Van Damme

[100%]

I Respect this icon for making this move.

Looks very luc besson in style, yet seems to add an edge to a character in search of respect he will never get.

Could this possibly alter the way we see action dudes, and maybe even the way they are portrayed.
Will norris & seagal follow the deepness?
&
Do pornos get better with a storyline?

Trailer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z_6UfkQ-c0

http://www.aullidos.com/imagenes/caratulas/73024486.jpg

[IdolEyes787]

Read about this.
Van Damme is actually suppose to be terrific in it.Not afraid to show his warts.

Amazing what realizing one's mortality will do to a person.

[Alien5]

is he still a huge cocaine addict?

[Proper Bo]

No, he's 5'9".

[Cabalo]

yeah, i had seen the trailers before, and thought this movie to be potentially high entertaining.
thus, it takes a lot of guts to do such a "self portraying satirical" movie like this.

honestly, i do respect him for doing that.

[100%]

Amazing what realizing one's mortality will do to a person.

great text

[Mr. Mulder]

Who's Will norris?

[100%]

junkie brother, let him be.

[Something Else]

When's it out for stealing then. It looks gewd.

[_coder_]

Camera, Camera, Camera. Haha

[mr. nails]

i've seen all and have all JCVD films. i'll be watching/getting this film.

JCVD's Agent "Listen Jean-Claude. They took someone else."

JCVD "Who?"

JCVD's Agent "Steven."

JCVD "Steven Seagal?"

JCVD's Agent "He promised to cut off his poney tail."

JCVD "Ohhh..." (looks down disappointed)

[100%]

It is out...

JCVD LIMITED DVDRip XviD-NEPTUNE
750mb
subs http://sharebee.com/69aea1da

JCVD 2008 PAL CUSTOM ROSUB DVDR-iAPULA
4gb

[Cabalo]

it was nuked.

[100%]

what does nuked mean again?

i got the 700mb version, it does not look dvd rip, more telecynk. but still very watchable.

[Alien5]

it means it breaks one of the scene rules, bad crop,out of sync, bits missing, etc.

EDIT: i can't see anywhere that this is nuked.

JCVD LIMITED DVDRip XviD-NEPTUNE

[IdolEyes787]

Releaselog had it marked as nuked but they have since edited that out.

Incredinfuckable film btw.

Never thought that I would ever use the words poignant and Jean-Claude Van Damme in the same sentence but it certainly applies here.

If I was handing out Oscar nominations I would certainly give him one.

[Alien5]

i failed to listen to the subtiles then turned it off. :(

[IdolEyes787]

i failed to listen to the subtiles then turned it off. :(

I understand. I have a problem hearing subtitles too.:unsure:

[mr. nails]

very deep & real film. a complete 180 from all his previous work. he briefly describes his life and tells how he sees ppl and how ppl see him. the trailer really did this film justice. all i knew was the trailer and then by watching the film made me enjoy it more.

thought they fucked JCVD over in the end though.

added to my collection. too bad though that JCVD turned down stallones new film, "the expendables." seems odd, but he stated, "i don't want my career to go down that route." damn same. would like to see JCVD hit the spotlight again.

very mild acton, but provides a great (documentary) story. 8/10

[Alien5]

did anyone notice the contrast was really high, filmed with some kind of filter that makes him look younger.

[Something Else]

That was your contrast.

[IdolEyes787]

very deep & real film. a complete 180 from all his previous work. he briefly describes his life and tells how he sees ppl and how ppl see him. the trailer really did this film justice. all i knew was the trailer and then by watching the film made me enjoy it more.

thought they fucked JCVD over in the end though.

added to my collection. too bad though that JCVD turned down stallones new film, "the expendables." seems odd, but he stated, "i don't want my career to go down that route." damn same. would like to see JCVD hit the spotlight again.

very mild acton, but provides a great (documentary) story. 8/10

The twats on a tracker I'm on gave it a 3 and called it crap.

I said it's okay to say you don't like it(French New Wave certainly isn't for everyone0 but it's not alright to call it crap.

Is it a perfect movie?.No, but parts border on brilliance and to see the actor inside JCVD alone is worth the price of admission.

Not to confuse anyone it's not a documentary.

[mr. nails]

Not to confuse anyone it's not a documentary.

no, i didn't mean it as such. to me it just gave off that feel in certain parts. probably wrong choice of words.

[IdolEyes787]

I didn't think you did mr. nails.
I thought anyone who just looks at the poster might get that impression though.

[Alien5]

did anyone notice the contrast was really high, filmed with some kind of filter that makes him look younger.


That was your contrast.


no, i mean a lot of movies look like they have been filmed in a dark room with a green or red tint to everything.

is that to stop the cammer people from getting a clear copy?



I work for a large movie theater and I have received hundreds of complaints that most of the large budget movies are being filmed to dark. Even in the theater you have to strain your eyes through half of the movie. You may notice the greenish tint also. I was told by a film rep said that they do this for several reasons, none of which are to make copying easier. So don't feel bad.

http://forum.inmatrix.com/index.php?showtopic=4789

[Something Else]

no, i mean a lot of movies look like they have been filmed in a dark room with a green or red tint to everything.


You're in a dark room with a green and red lightbulb.

[Alien5]

No JCVD is in a green and red lightbulb.

[100%]

Finally saw it,
the only worthy part was his confession to the camera.
Concept of movie - 8/10
Realisation of concept - 3/10
Like the above said it was maybe too stylized, even with the very obvious outer and inner scenes which could have easily been combined.
The luc besson style underplayed the potential, Damme got used again.

Bravo.

[Skweeky]

I can't bring myself to watch anything with him in it. Us Belgians still feel a bit ashamed.

[Alien5]

The Muscles From Brussels. :lol:

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/zarinastargrove/Actors/doubleimpact.jpg

[100%]

I can't bring myself to watch anything with him in it. Us Belgians still feel a bit ashamed.

I tried to extract the "confession" but can not get the subs in. That part is damme hard.

[Alien5]

hope this helps.


Thanks upper, nice one

u can get the subs from
hxxp://www.nowsubtitles.com/movie/16229/jcvd+aka+project+j.c.v.d.+%28jean-claude+van+damme%29.html

extract the file ,, then change the file name to

nep-jcvd-xvid.srt

ive just converted it with this + it works great

the file name should be the same as the .avi file, except with .srt at the end.

then put the .srt in the same folder as the .avi then open the .avi.

[100%]

here you go skweeky

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0k61WJXizw

"In a moment that literally takes you out of the movie (Van Damme is lifted off set by a crane mid-scene)
the iconic action star delivers an emotional monologue to the camera like a sinner seeking penance in a photo booth.
The experience is similar to watching a reality star bear their soul in one of those "privacy chambers" that the public eventually ends up seeing anyway.
It would be cynical to question Van Damme's sincerity, but he comes off more like a self-serving cry baby than a self-sacrificing artist."

[Skweeky]

Does it have him in it? I ain't watching it, if it does :snooty:

[Alien5]

By the look of things he's still is on the old "beam me up Scottie" pipe.

[100%]

Does it have him in it? I ain't watching it, if it does :snooty:

No he is not in there at all.

[brotherdoobie]

You're all uncouth barbarians. Van Damme starred in Kickboxer. One of the bestest films ever. Fact.



-bd :snooty:

[Afronaut]

is this chear busy?

probably have to check it

[r3volut1onx]

this movie sucks man .. no doubt ...

[IdolEyes787]

You're all uncouth barbarians. Van Damme starred in Kickboxer. One of the bestest films ever. Fact.

-bd :snooty:

It's in my top 3- Man For All Seasons,To Kill a Mockingbird,Kickboxer.

I would have said Citizen Kane but Orson Welles couldn't do the splits worth a shit.


this movie sucks man .. no doubt ...

Nice review.The New Yorker called they say there's an opening if you're interested.

[Mr. Mulder]

i just watched the first 28mins of this and fucking hell is it boring.

[Mr. Mulder]

its mostly in french too, who the fuck speaks that anymore!?

[Mr. Mulder]

even french people speak english now ffs.

[Mr. Mulder]

http://www.chocolate-movie.com/wallpaper/wallpaper800-2.jpg

watched this before it and it rawked.

[IdolEyes787]

Quoi?

[Skweeky]

even french people speak english now ffs.


They're only pretending, Don't fall for it. Before you know it you'll be saying things like 'courielle electronique' :fearf:

[Mr. Mulder]

im sorry, i don't speak terrorist :snooty:

[Skweeky]

That's the spirit!