Something Else
11-25-2008, 03:26 AM
When Viduka used to play at Celtic:
There's only one Mark Viduka,
His birds a fucking hooker,
She'll suck your knob,
For a couple of bob,
walking in a looney wonderland
When Aberdeen (always slagged for apparently shagging sheep) used to play Rangers they used to sing this to Micheal Mols (who had the ugliest wife I have ever seen):
I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols.
When Jorge Cadete played for Celtic:
There is only one Jorge Cadete,
Only one Jorge Cadete,
He's Portugese,
He's one of these, (accompanied by a wanker gesture)
Waking in a Laudrup wonderland.
When Pierre Van Hooiydonk played for Celtic:
Pierre,
There's only one Pierre,
He takes it up the rear,
Pierres a fucking queer.
There's only one Mark Viduka,
His birds a fucking hooker,
She'll suck your knob,
For a couple of bob,
walking in a looney wonderland
When Aberdeen (always slagged for apparently shagging sheep) used to play Rangers they used to sing this to Micheal Mols (who had the ugliest wife I have ever seen):
I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols,
Oh I'd rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep,
Rather shag a sheep than Mrs Mols.
When Jorge Cadete played for Celtic:
There is only one Jorge Cadete,
Only one Jorge Cadete,
He's Portugese,
He's one of these, (accompanied by a wanker gesture)
Waking in a Laudrup wonderland.
When Pierre Van Hooiydonk played for Celtic:
Pierre,
There's only one Pierre,
He takes it up the rear,
Pierres a fucking queer.