Toilet Seat Up Or Down?

[Billy_Dean]

This happened to me the other day:

I'd been on the piss with me mates, watched Man U thrash someone or another. I got up in the night for a piss, and didn't realise the missus had left the seat down. I ended up pissing all over the floor! And guess what? The cheeky bitch expected ME to clean it up!! I ask you! She leaves the farking seat down, and expected me to clean up her bloody mess!

Whad'ya reckon? They got a nerve eh, some of 'em!!



B)

[MediaSlayer]

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[j4y3m]

Yeh Why Do We Have To Pick It Up!!!!! They Should Just Pull It Down It Should Always Stay Up And When A Women Wants To Go.....They Can Pull It Down :rolleyes:

[Ella]

Bugger it...I&#39;m into toilet seat equality. Why should one always leave it as the other expects it to be? Up...down...who gives a shit? It all evens itself out in the end... <_<

[MediaSlayer]

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[3rd gen noob]

it takes more effort to raise the seat than it does to lower it
unless of course, you take into account the braking force required upon lowering.
depending on the magnitude of the deceleration upon descent, it may be more energetic to lower lower the seat than to raise it

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Seat down, lid up

Both happy then :D

Jonno B)

[Gooch2k]

It&#39;s just women being lazy. Here is my reasoning in a kind of mathematical points scale...

Womans way (Toilet seat down) - Bloke lifts it up, then puts it back down = 2 effort points.

Blokes way (Toliet seat up) - Woman puts it down, then leaves it down whatever the circumstances because her way IS the right way = Only 1 effort point.

So mathematical proof that men have to work twice as hard as women to pee. As for pooping, well it&#39;s about even ;).

Class Dismissed :lol:.

Anything said here is property of Professor Gooch2k. &#39;Nuff said.

[Gooch2k]

Hmm. I thought I&#39;d have been lynched by all the women in the forum by now :lol:.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 September 2003 - 11:08
Seat down, lid up

Both happy then :D


yup, me agree&#39;s.

though if you have a b/f with a pierced willy, it gets sprayed all over the wall ond floor too. :angry:

[thewizeard]

If some are still not happy, install another personal wc....

[Lilmiss]

he just needs a wall to aim at. ;)

[Darth Sushi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 September 2003 - 12:08
Seat down, lid up

Both happy then :D

Jonno B)
Same here just in case my dog needs to drink beef flavored water. :D

[j4y3m]

lol :blink:

[j4y3m]

im going to buy a toilet seat that auto closes when you finish and im gonna have it be heated and comfy lol

[bigboab]

It will also have to auto open when you start or we will be back to square one. :rolleyes:

[Lilmiss]

he finds alternative places to pee. :( ;)

[j4y3m]

Originally posted by bigboab@9 September 2003 - 11:52
It will also have to auto open when you start or we will be back to square one. :rolleyes:
Ok Lol I Might Build My Own.....If I Only Knew How :D

[bigboab]

When you finally complete it, it will be all cisterns go&#33; :P :P

[Lilmiss]

boom, boom...........................http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/tomatoe+lob.gif

[MetroStars]

Me i always have the Toilet Seat up, i even have it up when i take a dump...

I just hover over the bowel.... :lol:

[Barbarossa]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 13:24
Me i always have the Toilet Seat up, i even have it up when i take a dump...

I just hover over the bowel.... :lol:
The art of hovering is a great nack to learn, especially if you have to take a dump in a railway station.

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.

[fugley]

None of this is a problem for Mr Fugley he just does it in his pants&#33;&#33; :blink:

[El_Jefe]

Just go outside and piss on the roses. That&#39;s what real men do. ;)

[Suicyco247]

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.
Yes, this is my solution as well, and you know what? Still got bitched at. <_<

If you leave the seat up, they fall in.
If you put the seat down, they swear you pissed on it.
If you put the lid and seat down, they want to know why you can&#39;t just put the seat down and leave the lid up.
In other words you can&#39;t win, pick a better battle instead. :blink:

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by Suicyco247@9 September 2003 - 16:29

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.
Yes, this is my solution as well, and you know what? Still got bitched at. <_<

If you leave the seat up, they fall in.
If you put the seat down, they swear you pissed on it.
If you put the lid and seat down, they want to know why you can&#39;t just put the seat down and leave the lid up.
In other words you can&#39;t win, pick a better battle instead. :blink:
I feel for you ;)

Who cares if its up or down.
If its down pull it up, if its up, put it down, i dont care to pull it up or put it down, its not like one gets a hernia from doing that http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/Flush.gif

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@9 September 2003 - 06:33
...the missus had left the seat down. I ended up pissing all over the floor&#33; ...
I never had a problem, even when the seat is down&#33; But when the LID is down, that&#39;s a problem.

I got bitched at once, when I left the lid down. The misus went to use the toilet at night and had to get up again to open the lid.

You get in trouble for leaving the seat up and you get in trouble for leaving the lid down.


You know what I hate? Toilet seat covers&#33; The carpeted kind. The lid and seat fall down during mid piss. You have to kind of prop up the lid with a knee and aim at an angle. A woman must have invented the fancy cover.

[Suicyco247]

You know what I hate? Toilet seat covers&#33; The carpeted kind. The lid and seat fall down during mid piss. You have to kind of prop up the lid with a knee and aim at an angel. A woman must have invented the fancy cover.
Preaching to the choir there brother, I think we&#39;ve(men anyways) all been there. :D :) :P

[clocker]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 07:24


I just hover over the bowel.... :lol:
Quite a feat, that.

[Snee]

Originally posted by clocker+9 September 2003 - 20:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 9 September 2003 - 20:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 07:24


I just hover over the bowel.... :lol:
Quite a feat, that. [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m hoping he means "bowl". :lol:

[gumbydancin]

Simple method in our house: Lid and seat go down after anything done by anyone. That way everyone has to lift and everyone has to put it down.


and it probably keeps the cats from drinking out of the toilet

[stonecold1203]

I don&#39;t pee sitting down.

So up

[james_bond_rulez]

yeah i am a guy and I pee seated

is that so strange?

1. you dont have pee everywhere if you wake up 3 in the morning and can&#39;t aim
2. less noise
3. people can&#39;t see your private parts
4. if you are peeing half way and you URGELY wants to poop you are already seated :D

smart eh?

[Marius24]

urinal all the way


im sure woman could piss standing up if they tried :blink:

[Gemby!]

i have tried lol :rolleyes:

and all seats down

up makes me fall in the loo if i dont look :ph34r:

[james_bond_rulez]

why stand when you can sit??&#33;&#33;

:D

[Gemby!]

i know &#33;&#33; esp. in the morning why do men stand ?? they are really tired and - i just dont get it - mayb cos im female

[Snee]

Gemby: I found you something, check your book-thread.

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by Marius24@9 September 2003 - 22:57
urinal all the way


im sure woman could piss standing up if they tried :blink:
I can&#33; Tried it last weekend, i&#39;ll spare you all the details, but it works, go try THIS (http://www.p-mate.com/) Ladies http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/1079.gif

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by summerlinda+9 September 2003 - 23:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (summerlinda @ 9 September 2003 - 23:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Marius24@9 September 2003 - 22:57
urinal all the way


im sure woman could piss standing up if they tried :blink:
I can&#33; Tried it last weekend, i&#39;ll spare you all the details, but it works, go try THIS (http://www.p-mate.com/) Ladies http://www.world-of-smilies.de/html/images/smilies/sonstige/1079.gif [/b][/quote]
mmm i never thought there&#39;d be people that capatalizes on this...

good idea though...but weird..

[Marius24]

why waste your money on that, im sure a hose does exactly the same ;)

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by Marius24@10 September 2003 - 00:40
why waste your money on that, im sure a hose does exactly the same ;)
Trust me, it doesnt. Its a great invention for woman at festivals, its worth the money when you can choose between standing in line for an hour, or use the male urinals :)

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by summerlinda+9 September 2003 - 23:43--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (summerlinda @ 9 September 2003 - 23:43)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Marius24@10 September 2003 - 00:40
why waste your money on that, im sure a hose does exactly the same ;)
Trust me, it doesnt. Its a great invention for woman at festivals, its worth the money when you can choose between standing in line for an hour, or use the male urinals :) [/b][/quote]
True True :D

[Adster]

hold on us males never bithc abou the toilet seat being down so why do femlaes bitch about it being up? :huh:

[Adrielle]

Like duh, hogster ;) Methinks you&#39;ve never been married or your wife would have drummed some sense into you by now.

Reasons they are both down:

#1 When I was living with my cousin and the bastard left it up, I got up in the wee hours to take a piss and fell into the toilet bowl. THAT woke me up, and a RUDE awakening it was, too. :o

#2 Because that way stuff doesn&#39;t fall into the toilet bowl. :huh: Maybe YOU flush every time.

#3 Because I have a large thirsty dog and sometimes am not overly obsessive about refillinng the water dish. When the toilet water fountain is closed the dog comes to me with a certain strained expression :( and we amend the situation.

#4 Because when y&#39;all keep the seat up and piss all over it then it is ... :blink: gross to pull the thing down.

-Adrielle :pirate:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Adrielle@10 September 2003 - 07:41
#1 When I was living with my cousin and the bastard left it up, I got up in the wee hours to take a piss and fell into the toilet bowl. THAT woke me up, and a RUDE awakening it was, too. :o
How the hell... :lol: You must be a small woman.

And, you know, pay attention to your doggie and close the toilet-door or something. :D

I don&#39;t mean to piss you off, but it seems an easy solution.

Me I don&#39;t care one bit if it&#39;s up or down, last time I lived with a lady I did what she asked me, it&#39;s not as if it&#39;s hard to accomplish.

And come to think of it a closed seat is more hygienic, cuz&#39; when you flush a whole lot of tiny droplets, small enough to stay airborne a little while, go up in the air and that&#39;s not something I&#39;d like to inhale.

[MUSLEMAN]

up

[Alucard1475]

Up

[thewizeard]

Are you still having problems with that toilet seat?

[Snee]

You could say we got sucked in... :lol:

[thewizeard]

In France, they have solved that problem in the public lavatorys. There is just a hole in the floor.

[Adrielle]

Originally posted by Adster@10 September 2003 - 05:17
hold on us males never bithc abou the toilet seat being down so why do femlaes bitch about it being up? :huh:
Ah, the cool calm light of the morning.

Sorry there bro. Woke up this morning and reviewed my post from last night. Jeez, not very politic or polite, was it? <_<

Here was a guy actually asking :o why we fems get upset about something and then I prickle in response. Oof, agh, what was I thinking. When guys actually ask about the mysteries of male-female maneuvering we should answer in such a way to *encourage* them to ask again in the future.

Thanks for asking. :) Hope that my response shed some light on why some of us fems get militant about such a seemingly meaningless behavior.

Now maybe my second cup of coffee will make me even more polite. Last night I was angry :swear: about the RIAA nonsense and not on my best o:) behavior.

- imperfect Adrielle :pirate: