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godislove85
12-17-2008, 04:42 AM
The James Bond character is the invention of Satan, friends, created to keep you in "bondage" and draw you away from worshipping Jesus, who is "fairer [more beautiful] than the sons of men." (Psalm 45:2) Bond seeks to save the world, just like the other superheroes Superman, Spider-Man, & Batman who all are types of the Antichrist (the incarnation of Satan who says "I will be like the Most High" [Isaiah 14:14]).

I have found tons of "types of the Antichrist" (i.e. people resembling in many uncommon ways the three persons of God & Satan/The Antichrist [Satan Incarnate], for instance by being worshipped all over the world in place of Jesus) throughout nature (ex. the Moon which resembles the Sun, a symbol of Jesus the "Sun of Righteousness" [Mal. 4:2]) and history, including:
-Santa Claus a.k.a. Satan Claws (I'm not crazy; Satan "transforms himself into an angel of light" & "deceiveth the whole world"!), the popes
-gods (ex. "virgin-born" Buddha [god to some], Crishna the chief Hindu god, Confucius, Hercules)
-writers/philosophers (ex. Socrates-"virgin-born" Plato-Aristotle, Immanuel Kant, Nietzsche),
-political leaders (ex. "virgin-born" Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lincoln who died on Good Friday & JFK who both suffered a "fatal head wound" like the Antichrist [Rev. 13:3], Obama),
-movie stars (especially ones who played God or Satan, like Willem Dafoe, Jim Carrey, & Jack Nicholson),
-heroes/villains (Batman, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, James Bond, Superman; Achilles, Odysseus, Aeneas,...),
-music stars (Elvis, Jim Morrison of the Doors, John Lennon of the Beatles,...)
-and many more.

These types of the Antichrist are found all over the Old Testament as well: Nimrod ("rebellion") the King of Babylon, Saul ("death") the 1st King of Israel, & Goliath, Cain, Esau/Edom ("red"- Satan's color) the only brother & rival of Jacob, & King Solomon ("peace"- as Jesus is the "Prince of Peace") the son of David (who had many "whores") & the wisest person ever other than Jesus & who has 666 shekels of gold coming to him every year,…

One way you can tell that an actor is a type of the Antichrist who like the Antichrist will be is possessed by Satan: you can look at the film roles they play. The next role Daniel Craig, the James Bond star, is scheduled to play is Lucifer, another name for Satan! All of the following actors are types of the Antichrist: Jack Nicholson (who played Satan in "Witches of Eastwick"), Marlon Brando, Jim Carrey (who played God & Satan in his 13th [# of the Antichrist of Revelation 13] film role!), Brad Pitt ("broad pit," pit being another name for Hell) (who played Achilles the son of a god-dess who is a type of the Antichrist, Death in "Meet Joe Black"), Tom Cruise, etc. There are very few if any actors in Hollywood who are not "servants of Satan," a name ascribed in the Bible to people possessed by Satan. "The WHOLE world lies in the power of the Wicked One." (1 John 5:19)

"Ho [like Santa the impostor], every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price. Wherefore do ye spend money for that which is not bread [most books/music/movies etc.]? and your labour for that which satisfieth not? hearken diligently unto me, and eat ye that which is good, and let your soul delight itself in fatness. Incline your ear, and come unto me: hear, and your soul shall live; and I will make an everlasting covenant with you, even the sure mercies of David." (Isaiah 55:1-3)

See http://www.primaryproofsofchristianity.com for more

Skiz
12-17-2008, 04:52 AM
This was queued up for moderation in the News section. I was going to trash it but it was just too good for the trash. Nothing this stupid should be unseen. :lol:

pone44
12-17-2008, 05:41 AM
I do not like posts about the devil. :unsure;

Troy was a good Movie but ? :blink:

Did you type this while in History class?

It is a myth... Not real. As far as i know? :idunno:

Alien5
12-17-2008, 07:53 AM
draw who away from worshipping Jesus?

worshipping Jesus has never been a hobby of mine.

rule 1 of most religions = worship only this god, everything else is wrong.

"types of the Antichrist" : erm... any cunt who might be more popular than a story about jesus.

read www.anythingotherthanthebible.com

Alien5
12-17-2008, 08:05 AM
firefox cant find anythingotherthanthebible.com :dabs:

IdolEyes787
12-17-2008, 12:40 PM
Just to be clear porn's still OK though isn't it?
On second thought since there's also no mention of women(strange I had them all pegged as devils myself) I'd better stick to the lesbian stuff just to be sure.


Frankly I'd have be surprised if Tom Cruise wasn't a minion of Satan.

Barbarossa
12-17-2008, 12:48 PM
The James Bond character is the invention of Satan, friends, created to keep you in "bondage" and draw you away from worshipping Jesus, who is "fairer [more beautiful] than the sons of men." (Psalm 45:2) Bond seeks to save the world, just like the other superheroes Superman, Spider-Man, & Batman who all are types of the Antichrist (the incarnation of Satan who says "I will be like the Most High" [Isaiah 14:14]).

I have found tons of "types of the Antichrist" (i.e. people resembling in many uncommon ways the three persons of God & Satan/The Antichrist [Satan Incarnate], for instance by being worshipped all over the world in place of Jesus) throughout nature (ex. the Moon which resembles the Sun, a symbol of Jesus the "Sun of Righteousness" [Mal. 4:2]) and history, including:
-Santa Claus a.k.a. Satan Claws (I'm not crazy; Satan "transforms himself into an angel of light" & "deceiveth the whole world"!), the popes
-gods (ex. "virgin-born" Buddha [god to some], Crishna the chief Hindu god, Confucius, Hercules)
-writers/philosophers (ex. Socrates-"virgin-born" Plato-Aristotle, Immanuel Kant, Nietzsche),
-political leaders (ex. "virgin-born" Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Hitler, Lincoln who died on Good Friday & JFK who both suffered a "fatal head wound" like the Antichrist [Rev. 13:3], Obama),
-movie stars (especially ones who played God or Satan, like Willem Dafoe, Jim Carrey, & Jack Nicholson),
-heroes/villains (Batman, Spider-Man, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, James Bond, Superman; Achilles, Odysseus, Aeneas,...),
-music stars (Elvis, Jim Morrison of the Doors, John Lennon of the Beatles,...)
-and many more.

These types of the Antichrist are found all over the Old Testament as well: Nimrod ("rebellion") the King of Babylon, Saul ("death") the 1st King of Israel, & Goliath, Cain, Esau/Edom ("red"- Satan's color) the only brother & rival of Jacob, & King Solomon ("peace"- as Jesus is the "Prince of Peace") the son of David (who had many "whores") & the wisest person ever other than Jesus & who has 666 shekels of gold coming to him every year,…

One way you can tell that an actor is a type of the Antichrist who like the Antichrist will be is possessed by Satan: you can look at the film roles they play. The next role Daniel Craig, the James Bond star, is scheduled to play is Lucifer, another name for Satan! All of the following actors are types of the Antichrist: Jack Nicholson (who played Satan in "Witches of Eastwick"), Marlon Brando, Jim Carrey (who played God & Satan in his 13th [# of the Antichrist of Revelation 13] film role!), Brad Pitt ("broad pit," pit being another name for Hell) (who played Achilles the son of a god-dess who is a type of the Antichrist, Death in "Meet Joe Black"), Tom Cruise, etc. There are very few if any actors in Hollywood who are not "servants of Satan," a name ascribed in the Bible to people possessed by Satan. "The WHOLE world lies in the power of the Wicked One." (1 John 5:19)

"Ho [like Santa the impostor], every one that thirsteth, come ye to the waters, and he that hath no money; come ye, buy, and eat; yea, come, buy wine and milk without money and without price. Wherefore do ye spend money for that which is not bread [most books/music/movies etc.]? and your labour for that which satisfieth not? hearken diligently unto me, and eat ye that which is good, and let your soul delight itself in fatness. Incline your ear, and come unto me: hear, and your soul shall live; and I will make an everlasting covenant with you, even the sure mercies of David." (Isaiah 55:1-3)

See http://www.primaryproofsofchristianity.com for more

You're proper mental you are :dabs:

J-dye
12-17-2008, 01:12 PM
london must die on a good friday .. ok agreed

plus one... now gtfo

clocker
12-17-2008, 02:30 PM
Love that this comes from a site called "primaryproofsofchristianity".

If this drivel is your main argument, the backup "proofs" must be real doozies.

anoneemuse
12-17-2008, 04:38 PM
satan ?

something like the selfish gene ? cellfishing itself, replicating and evolving the material body to the homo sapien state .. but still having a consciousness capable of acting against the selfish gene ..


or something else?

ghurka
12-17-2008, 08:42 PM
And the nutter of the day awards goes to....:hooray:

MadIrish
12-19-2008, 04:12 AM
Flmao, best spam ever.

Well, funniest anyway. :lol:

Although not as funny as some of the stuff on that site itself, such as...


Penguin's sidekick Selina Kyle/Catwoman (played by Michelle Pfeiffer, former beauty queen [and former beauty queen Halle Berry]) made by God to resemble Sarah Palin (former beauty queen):

http://www.primaryproofsofchristianity.com/index_clip_image003_0036.pnghttp://www.primaryproofsofchristianity.com/index_clip_image006_0009.png

Make no bones about it, it takes a really extraordinary type of derranged nutter to come up with something quite so, ahhhh, special. :wacko:

Santa
12-19-2008, 11:40 AM
http://e.imagehost.org/0417/jc.jpg

basilhaydens
12-19-2008, 01:38 PM
Convincing argument. Especially the part about the satanic actors.

Alien5
12-21-2008, 05:11 AM
"I have found tons of "types of the Antichrist"

No Shit? :rolleyes:

RPF
12-22-2008, 07:12 AM
I have found tons of "types of the Antichrist" ....

godislove85, you have stepped in the Devil's den - how did you find us? If you hang around here too long you will be satinized and become one of Santa Claus' little demons.

Run... run...and pray.

Detale
12-22-2008, 08:36 AM
May you live an hour....

Pockets69
12-22-2008, 03:06 PM
the topic creator... created the most memorable topic ever... NOT

YOU FAIL

weenden
12-23-2008, 11:49 PM
just what i need a fuckin noob to tell me who's controlling stuff fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!