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Night0wl
12-24-2008, 02:29 PM
Little Johhny kept staring at his quite beautiful female teacher.

Teacher: Why do you keep staring at me? Could you stop it?

Little Johhny: I can't.. I think I'm in love with you :inlove:

Teacher: Well, I might need a man, but I sure don't want some kid.

Little Johhny: I promise to be careful :)

Sanka113
12-24-2008, 02:50 PM
After which the teacher says, come hither young man.

Peanut
12-24-2008, 06:14 PM
was that a joke,

YoYoY
12-24-2008, 06:17 PM
nice one :)

tralalala
12-25-2008, 11:09 AM
what :mellow:

Night0wl
12-26-2008, 01:40 AM
what :mellow:

I really hope that "what" means you don't find it funny and not, that you need to have it explained :lol:

Cabalo
12-26-2008, 02:14 AM
took me a while to get the joke, but it might be due to the amount of whiskey absorbed last night.
maybe if the last sentence was: "i promise i will use a condom" would make the joke more clear!

anyway, it's a nice one! :thumbsup:

Night0wl
12-26-2008, 02:21 AM
"I promise to use a condom" would be far too obvious and IMO not nearly as funny. I didn't come up with it BTW, just translated it into English and made it into a Little Johnny joke.

Aeyen
12-26-2008, 04:22 PM
Hahaha! Took me some time though to get the joke :D Thanks anyway, made me smile!

tralalala
12-26-2008, 04:55 PM
Still, I don't see why it's funny.. It's just... Not funny. :mellow:

J-dye
12-26-2008, 06:08 PM
Still, I don't see why it's funny.. It's just... Not funny. :mellow:

Little Johhny kept staring at his quite beautiful female muesli teacher.

Teacher: Why do you keep staring at me? Could you stop it?

Little Johhny: I can't.. I think I'm in love with you

Teacher: Well, I might need a suicide bomber man, but I sure don't want some kid.

Little Johhny: I promise not to kill any jews



fixed for tralalalalalalalala :shifty:

tralalala
12-29-2008, 06:58 PM
:lol: Better.