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[Biggles]

Was on a boys night out last night and today I have a mouth like a badger's derrière. :(

I need to practice this drinking thing more.

[j2k4]

A French badger, then.

Were you drinking wine.

[Biggles]

A French badger, then.

Were you drinking wine.

Strangely, non. I was on Glenmorangie - very nice it was too at the time.

I will be on the wine tomorrow.

[Skweeky]

I bet your mouth pretty much smells like badger's arse after it drank a tin of petrol.

I find that's what the husband smells like after a bout on a decent spirit.

[j2k4]

A French badger, then.

Were you drinking wine.

I was on Glenmorangie - very nice it was too at the time.

Ah, it always strikes me that way.

Too.

God love the Scots - the Kennedys can suck eggs.

I'd drink more of it if I knew my money wasn't perpetually funding their nefarious and incestuous political presence.

A good encyclopedia should picture the entire clan under a heading which reads Political Pestilence. :whistling