The Forum Battle Field

[nukemdomis]

[B]Since the first day I signed up for this forum, any user that asks a question which they don't know the answer to but that someone else thinks is stupid that user gets degraded and put down.

The same is also true when a person posts about a topic that has already been discussed in the past. Well if over 3.5 million users that use k-lite i'm sure a number in the tens of thousands(probably way more than thes) would equal the number of posts in the seven figure range.

Who the hall has time to read all those post before posting a topic? Nobody deserves to get put down for no reason other than asking a question in which they don't know the answer too.

Judging by some of your photos and the number of posts that some of these (know it all's) have, they could probably use some assistance in real life themselves even though they might have the cyber world in perspective.

I say why doesn't the forum create a category for these irrate users can just go into to talk shat and box it out with the keyboard? In most instances, they moderators complain about the initial post being spam, but after their replies the topic ihas nothing to do with the initial one and is actually spam itself.

I propose making this post a place where people can go to piss each other off.

That is what your doing to each other anyways weather you agree w/ me or not..

To get things started for all you 1000+ posters(lifers lol), I went ahead and purposely misspelled a few words in this post just to give you some fuel for take off!!! lol again


Here's some more.....I love it when I'm right.

Ding, Ding :nuke: :nuke: :gossip: :fear2: :gossip:

[ilw]

:spam:

[3rd gen noob]

this has been posted before
oh, your spelling is a little dodgy too, might want to brush up there...:P

[N£MO]

:sleeping:

[3rd gen noob]

and fix your tags too
if you open a tag, you have to close it...:P

[balamm]

How many times are you going to post this? This is extreme NOOBishness.

Keep posting these kinds of things and you'll be a permaNOOB.

Off to the lounge with you now >>>>>>>>>

[3rd gen noob]

noob rhymes with boob

[chalice]

Bash The Noob. (http://www.klboard.ath.cx/index.php?showtopic=65533)

This man nutshelled your argument far more eloquently.

*edit* And it's no fun beating on masochists.

[nukemdomis]

Originally posted by balamm@11 September 2003 - 00:29
How many times are you going to post this? This is extreme NOOBishness.

Keep posting these kinds of things and you'll be a permaNOOB.

Off to the lounge with you now >>>>>>>>>
Hey thanks for taking the time to reply to my post. What do you think about the battlefield? Good or bad. Spam apart though. Did you name your dog spam? Sorry, just fustrated that spam is your main topic here in the Kazaa forum.......................think about that.

[pol]

Hey thanks for taking blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

:sleeping: :sleeping: ....... :huh: ....... :sleeping: :sleeping:

[balamm]

Originally posted by nukemdomis@11 September 2003 - 06:30

Hey thanks for taking the time to reply to my post.  What do you think about the battlefield?  Good or bad.  Spam apart though.  Did you name your dog spam?  Sorry, just fustrated that spam is your main topic here in the Kazaa forum.......................think about that.
You don't like it here so here you go, some alternatives for you. Choose wisely. you wouldn't want to end up somewhere with people like us again. ;)


OTHER FORUMS (http://www.google.ca/search?q=forums&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search&meta=)

[titey]

Perhaps there should be a new forum.... Whiner'sWorld. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/cry.gif

[balamm]

He's just pissed cause he got a light slap a while back. He apparently showed up here with that attitude to begin with.

[titey]

Well either he&#39;s got MPD, or there&#39;s more than one whiner sniffling about these boards. <_<

[DasScoot]

Wait...you want us to create a forum where we can do our abusing of n00bs...but the n00bs wouldn&#39;t be allowed in?

[nukemdomis]

Whats up people&#33;&#33; Actually i&#39;m not pissed, but really happy that you guys are enjoying the battlefield. Have a great day&#33;&#33; :nuke:

[chalice]

The battlefield is this forum.
Not, as you arrogantly conclude, your post.
Please, re-allign yourself.

[tantric]

Originally posted by chalice@13 September 2003 - 00:57
Please, re-allign yourself.
Is it ok if I only re-adjust myself?

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn+13 September 2003 - 07:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 13 September 2003 - 07:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@13 September 2003 - 00:57
Please, re-allign yourself.
Is it ok if I only re-adjust myself? [/b][/quote]
Readjusted and then some, Afterburn
We&#39;ll shudder in your wake. :blink:

[nukemdomis]

Originally posted by AfterBurn+12 September 2003 - 23:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 12 September 2003 - 23:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@13 September 2003 - 00:57
Please, re-allign yourself.
Is it ok if I only re-adjust myself? [/b][/quote]
Do whatever you please......i like that though.



Too bad that moderaters don&#39;t get paid for what they do. Then they might be sooooo angry with new guys, ya know.

:rtfm: NOOO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

If they can&#39;t tell already....no body reads their manual&#33;&#33;

[tantric]

Sorry, but re-adjustment was necessary after viewing krackhead2k&#39;s signature.

[balamm]

I&#39;m sorry nukemdomis, were you saying something? I was too busy helping NOOB&#39;s read the FAQ to pay any attention to you and your posts.

[tantric]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 01:10
I was too busy helping NOOB&#39;s read the FAQ to pay any attention to you and your posts.
Wouldn&#39;t that be considered the balamm leading the balind?

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn+13 September 2003 - 07:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 13 September 2003 - 07:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@13 September 2003 - 01:10
I was too busy helping NOOB&#39;s read the FAQ to pay&nbsp; any attention to you and your posts.
Wouldn&#39;t that be considered the balamm leading the balind? [/b][/quote]
Frightening&#33;

Afterburn, can you do marshmellows?

[tantric]

If by "do" you mean "roast", then yes, I can do marshmallows. Why, are you craving s&#39;mores?

[chalice]

No, digestion is well beyond be at this point and the kids are up. :( :(

[tantric]

Oh, I didn&#39;t realize you had more than one. I seem to recall you mentioning a 2 year old girl having a boogie with Santa. How many are there then?

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 07:36
Oh, I didn&#39;t realize you had more than one. I seem to recall you mentioning a 2 year old girl having a boogie with Santa. How many are there then?
Ive got two. A boy of six and a girl of two.
A gentleman&#39;s famlily. How ironic. Thanks for asking.

[tantric]

Ironic that I asked, or ironic that someone such as yourself would have a "gentleman&#39;s" family?

[chalice]

Definitely the latter. For my sins.

[tantric]

Athiests do not sin, they err.

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 07:45
Athiests do not sin, they err.
Rather, they transgress.

[tantric]

You mean they like to dress up in women&#39;s clothes and put on makeup? I never knew that.

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 07:52
You mean they like to dress up in women&#39;s clothes and put on makeup?&nbsp; I never knew that.
We do that too.
But, hey, ya gotta live&#33;&#33;

[tantric]

Nice weather we&#39;re having.

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 08:00
Nice weather we&#39;re having.
Pretty drafty till you arrived.

[tantric]

Well, fire and brimstone do have that effect.

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 08:05
Well, fire and brimstone do have that effect.
Not to the devil, I&#39;m afraid.

[balamm]

We shield it with ritual and custom shrouded in antiquity. You humans have no conception. It strips our minds from us. It brings a madness which rips away the veneer of civilization. It is the "pon farr" -- the time of mating.

:blink:

[tantric]

Thanks for that Ta-Pel.

[Powdered Water]

Balamm, "Live Long and Prosper".

[balamm]

You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. You&#39;re welcome, I believe, is the correct response or is it thank you ?

[chalice]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 08:35
You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. You&#39;re welcome, I believe, is the correct response or is it thank you ?
Say what you mean, Balamm.
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

[balamm]

There&#39;s a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you&#39;ve already made up your mind about.

[tantric]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 02:35
You humans have that emotional need to express gratitude. You&#39;re welcome, I believe, is the correct response or is it thank you ?
In your case blamm, I believe I would probably just say, "Thanks for dropping by, sorry you can&#39;t stay longer."

[balamm]

Insults are effective only where emotion is present.

[tantric]

Logic is only possible where intelligence is present.

[chalice]

Is there an after-afterburn. If so, I wanna be it&#33;&#33;&#33;

[balamm]

We must acknowledge once and for all that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis.

[tantric]

I must have missed that episode. Or are you quoting Mr. Bush now?

[balamm]

No, but.... There is a multi-legged creature crawling on your shoulder.

[tantric]

Try the neck pinch on me sir and you&#39;ll be drawing back a bloody stump.

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 08:59
Try the neck pinch on me sir and you&#39;ll be drawing back a bloody stump.
Story of my life.

[balamm]

Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled.

[tantric]

The mind must first be present before control can be attempted.

[balamm]

Vulcans do not approve of violence

[chalice]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 09:13
Vulcans do not approve of violence
Tell that to Spocks victims every week for six years.

[tantric]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 03:13
Vulcans do not approve of violence
And nature abhors a vacuum. What&#39;s your point?

[balamm]

It would be illogical to kill without reason ;)

[chalice]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 09:19
It would be illogical to kill without reason ;)
As the rabbit said to the rubik&#39;s cube.

[balamm]

:blink: alice ?

[tantric]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 03:19
It would be illogical to kill without reason ;)
Then it would be unreasonable to kill without logic.

[RPerry]

/me comes in to say: MEH :P

then walks back out again....

[chalice]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 09:25
:blink: alice ?
Alice is gone, Balamm, accept it.
This is no picnic, it&#39;s an AGM

[tantric]

chalice, you&#39;re as mad as a hatter&#33;

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 09:30
chalice, you&#39;re as mad as a hatter&#33;
The truest statement I&#39;ve heard all night.
I&#39;ll take that as a hint.

[tantric]

Fancy a game of croquet?

[balamm]

HAve you noticed we are now at 5 pages of spam in this very serious thread http://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/gathering.gifhttp://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/gathering.gifhttp://www.ml20.nowinbeta.org/gathering.gif




:P

[chalice]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@13 September 2003 - 09:42
Fancy a game of croquet?
If you&#39;ve got the mallets, I&#39;ve got the time.

[tantric]

Originally posted by balamm@13 September 2003 - 03:50
HAve you noticed we are now at 5 pages of spam in this very serious thread
Oh I&#39;m sorry, I thought it had been decided that this was the new "biggest spam thread in the world."

[tantric]

Originally posted by chalice@13 September 2003 - 03:51
If you&#39;ve got the mallets, I&#39;ve got the time.
Let&#39;s use whiny n00bs instead, shall we?

[nukemdomis]

What the heck are you girls talking about.

CHECK OUT WWW.THISWOULDBEAWASTEOFYOURTIME.COM

FOR THE BEST THAT SPAM HAS TO OFFER......M-KAY&#33;&#33; :nuke:

[pol]

What the heck are you girls talking about.

CHECK OUT WWW.THISWOULDBEAWASTEOFYOURTIME.COM

FOR THE BEST THAT SPAM HAS TO OFFER......M-KAY&#33;&#33;

And so you&#39;re back, from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, If I&#39;d have known for just one second you&#39;d back to bother me Go on now, go walk out the door, Just turn around now ‘cause you&#39;re not welcome anymore Weren&#39;t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, Did you think I&#39;d crumble, did you think I&#39;d lay down and die Oh, no, not I-I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I&#39;ll stay alive I&#39;ve got all my life to live and I&#39;ve got all my love to give And I&#39;ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey

[chalice]

Originally posted by pol@16 September 2003 - 03:03

What the heck are you girls talking about.

CHECK OUT WWW.THISWOULDBEAWASTEOFYOURTIME.COM

FOR THE BEST THAT SPAM HAS TO OFFER......M-KAY&#33;&#33;

And so you&#39;re back, from outer space I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face, I should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key, If I&#39;d have known for just one second you&#39;d back to bother me Go on now, go walk out the door, Just turn around now ‘cause you&#39;re not welcome anymore Weren&#39;t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye, Did you think I&#39;d crumble, did you think I&#39;d lay down and die Oh, no, not I-I will survive Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I&#39;ll stay alive I&#39;ve got all my life to live and I&#39;ve got all my love to give And I&#39;ll survive, I will survive, hey, hey
lolololol

[nukemdomis]

Originally posted by titey@11 September 2003 - 20:45
Perhaps there should be a new forum.... Whiner&#39;sWorld. http://www.piczonline.com/client/titey/cry.gif
Are you done with your Sesame Street Photo shoot.........could you please address the topic of SPAM being your most talked about topic.............on the dying d-lite forum?????? Mabey............I&#39;ll bring all my shoes...........just so I have them&#33;&#33; :nuke:

[chalice]

Are you done with your Sesame Street Photo shoot.........could you please address the topic of SPAM being your most talked about topic.............on the dying d-lite forum?????? Mabey............I&#39;ll bring all my shoes...........just so I have them&#33;&#33;



Where&#39;s this "d-Lite" forum? Sounds like a porn site.

[balamm]

It sounds like he hates the program, the forum, life in general maybe, I dunno why he hangs around reading and watching then.

[chalice]

Originally posted by balamm@18 September 2003 - 08:37
It sounds like he hates the program, the forum, life in general maybe, I dunno why he hangs around reading and watching then.
He must just enjoy getting the piss ripped out of him all the time.

[nukemdomis]

Originally posted by balamm@12 September 2003 - 23:10
I&#39;m sorry nukemdomis, were you saying something? I was too busy helping NOOB&#39;s read the FAQ to pay any attention to you and your posts.
Attention: The following (all posts on pages 2 and 3) is an example of what happens when you mix:


1) Way to much time here on kazaa

2) A low dose of estrogen mixed with crack or heroin

3) A sore finger from slamming the keys when typing in this forum

[infamousalbo101]

Originally posted by nukemdomis@11 September 2003 - 09:03
[B]Since the first day I signed up for this forum, any user that asks a question which they don&#39;t know the answer to but that someone else thinks is stupid that user gets degraded and put down.

The same is also true when a person posts about a topic that has already been discussed in the past. Well if over 3.5 million users that use k-lite i&#39;m sure a number in the tens of thousands(probably way more than thes) would equal the number of posts in the seven figure range.

Who the hall has time to read all those post before posting a topic? Nobody deserves to get put down for no reason other than asking a question in which they don&#39;t know the answer too.

Judging by some of your photos and the number of posts that some of these (know it all&#39;s) have, they could probably use some assistance in real life themselves even though they might have the cyber world in perspective.

I say why doesn&#39;t the forum create a category for these irrate users can just go into to talk shat and box it out with the keyboard? In most instances, they moderators complain about the initial post being spam, but after their replies the topic ihas nothing to do with the initial one and is actually spam itself.

I propose making this post a place where people can go to piss each other off.

That is what your doing to each other anyways weather you agree w/ me or not..

To get things started for all you 1000+ posters(lifers lol), I went ahead and purposely misspelled a few words in this post just to give you some fuel for take off&#33;&#33;&#33; lol again


Here&#39;s some more.....I love it when I&#39;m right.

Ding, Ding :nuke: :nuke:
this is really where u belong kazaa lite 2.5 (http://gaylife.about.com/mpboards.htm)

[nikita69]

i heard that they moved the Questions/Problems threads here :lol: :lol: , so if u need help go to my sig. :lol: :lol: :lol: btw, don&#39;t be sad, u have 11 posts to go and u&#39;ll be officially a MEMBER, by the boards standard :D except, they don&#39;t count in the lounge :lol: