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Mr. Mulder
01-03-2009, 06:29 PM
true story.

tralalala
01-03-2009, 06:39 PM
Don't we all :) Any particular beastiality you prefer Mulder?

sheriff 01
01-03-2009, 06:39 PM
who doesn't :idunno::slap::fst:

anoneemuse
01-03-2009, 06:58 PM
yesssssssssssssssssssssss , wait where is the photie?

:dabs:

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 07:45 PM
true story.


Who's your favorite porn star?
I like the one with the fake breasts and the tattoo. I can't think of her name at the moment but you know the one I mean.

apextwin146
01-03-2009, 08:20 PM
true story.


Who's your favorite porn star?
I like the one with the fake breasts and the tattoo. I can't think of her name at the moment but you know the one I mean.
i tried to narrow it down to a few
http://www.delawareonline.com/blogs/uploaded_images/arod-764088.jpg

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 08:27 PM
Yeah A-Rod's my favorite too.

J-dye
01-03-2009, 08:27 PM
damn

pentomato
01-03-2009, 08:35 PM
I just love to see lesbians at it, not men and women lol

100%
01-03-2009, 08:41 PM
Is having sex, porn?

Mr. Mulder
01-03-2009, 08:48 PM
true story.


Who's your favorite porn star?
I like the one with the fake breasts and the tattoo. I can't think of her name at the moment but you know the one I mean.
at the moment im into teens that aren't too skinny but not obese and have massive jugs. edit: natural of course, i like to see a slight sag.

J-dye
01-03-2009, 08:57 PM
yea, like connelly in requiem .... :lol:

J-dye
01-03-2009, 09:00 PM
http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm256/skarfeiskx/requiem_for_a_dream.jpg



photieshop her to nothingness or something

J-dye
01-03-2009, 09:00 PM
:wub:

J-dye
01-03-2009, 09:03 PM
before she went all mental :(

100%
01-03-2009, 09:07 PM
and heavy

J-dye
01-03-2009, 09:15 PM
http://www.wwwmissionimpossible.com/bidaily/Dann-Jennifer_Connelly-Requiem_For_A_Dream-1.jpg



which part would you chose zed

Alien5
01-03-2009, 09:21 PM
Have you seen Roccos.Obsession.With.Teen.SuperSluts? its a porn movie.

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 09:34 PM
yea, like connelly in requiem .... :lol:

Two words, Career Opportunities.

I would have said one word Labyrinth but that would be wrong.
And I couldn't spell it.

J-dye
01-03-2009, 09:38 PM
rocketeeeeeeeer :D

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 09:47 PM
The Hot Spot. Totally sag free.

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 09:49 PM
Inventing the Abbots.Liv Tyler(before she was fat).Two for the price of one.

Really three -Joanne Going

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 09:51 PM
Course Joaquin Phoenix is in it but you take the bad with the good.

IdolEyes787
01-03-2009, 10:12 PM
Typical

Biggles
01-04-2009, 02:05 AM
true story.

:unsure:

I was slightly more surprised when I found out that Jim Reeves was a Country and Western singer though.

Albo Da Kid
01-08-2009, 09:00 AM
Damn what's so special about porn? A dick going inside a pussy...wow that's incredible art I swear..
Cmon guys focus your attention in something that doesn't turn you into a complete idiot.

brotherdoobie
01-08-2009, 10:20 AM
Damn what's so special about porn? A dick going inside a pussy...wow that's incredible art I swear..
Cmon guys focus your attention in something that doesn't turn you into a complete idiot.


/banned



-bd :dabs:

rashmary
01-08-2009, 12:36 PM
giggity

tralalala
01-08-2009, 08:25 PM
Damn what's so special about porn? A dick going inside a pussy...wow that's incredible art I swear..
Cmon guys focus your attention in something that doesn't turn you into a complete idiot.


/banned



-bd :dabs:

:lol: /markedpostofyear



@Albo - Quit being an impotent tart and enjoy it. It's what it's there for.

natedogg
01-09-2009, 07:22 AM
Who doesn't like porn

giggles
01-09-2009, 07:26 AM
why don't we have a porn section

Albo Da Kid
01-10-2009, 12:43 AM
/banned



-bd :dabs:

:lol: /markedpostofyear



@Albo - Quit being an impotent tart and enjoy it. It's what it's there for.

not sure how im being "impotent"....but w/e

pentomato
01-10-2009, 01:29 AM
Who doesn't like porn

I really don't care about it.

pentomato
01-10-2009, 01:30 AM
/banned



-bd :dabs:

:lol: /markedpostofyear



@Albo - Quit being an impotent tart and enjoy it. It's what it's there for.

most times men watch lots of porno because they can't get any action.

brotherdoobie
01-10-2009, 04:52 AM
:lol: /markedpostofyear



@Albo - Quit being an impotent tart and enjoy it. It's what it's there for.

most times men watch lots of porno because they can't get any action.

There is an exception to every rule. You paradox - you.

:dabs:


-bd

Alien5
01-10-2009, 05:56 AM
most times men i watch lots of porno because they i can't get any action. :unsure:

pentomato
01-10-2009, 10:32 AM
most times men watch lots of porno because they can't get any action.

There is an exception to every rule. You paradox - you.

:dabs:


-bd

So you are the exception? lol

pentomato
01-10-2009, 11:02 AM
most times men i watch lots of porno because they i can't get any action. :unsure:

Don't worry about it, sex is overrated anyway lol

giggles
01-10-2009, 11:17 AM
too much porn and wanking sometimes affects your real life relationship, real life people dont rise up to the expectations

:lol:

pentomato
01-10-2009, 12:09 PM
It must be to tiring watching porn and shaking it by theirselves lol

Mr. Mulder
01-10-2009, 06:01 PM
most times men i watch lots of porno because they i can't get any action. :unsure:
its been two months.

do you have a sister?

pentomato
01-10-2009, 08:40 PM
most times men i watch lots of porno because they i can't get any action. :unsure:
its been two months.

do you have a sister?

A prostitute would do the trick, they do wonders these days.:lol:

Mr. Mulder
01-10-2009, 08:59 PM
what about sex? do they do sex too?

enoughfakefiles
01-10-2009, 09:24 PM
Would they come round and fix my plumbing :unsure:

pentomato
01-10-2009, 11:00 PM
what about sex? do they do sex too?

I think they do, but you have to pay, unfortunelly nothing is free, if you have a girlfriend you have to pay, if :01:you have a wife she gets your check, so you win this time .

pentomato
01-10-2009, 11:02 PM
Would they come round and fix my plumbing :unsure:

I don't know if the call girls go that far, you are going to have to read craigslist, you may find call girls that they do plumbing too, that's their specialty lol :yup:

100%
01-11-2009, 04:39 PM
sorry just had to

http://e.imagehost.org/0912/sara-600x790.jpg

100%
01-11-2009, 04:43 PM
sorry (again)

http://e.imagehost.org/0208/l6.jpg

Something Else
01-11-2009, 04:46 PM
:lol:

That nipple one is brilliant.

anoneemuse
01-11-2009, 04:57 PM
not cool dude not cool

pentomato
01-11-2009, 08:08 PM
that the hell was that disgusting thingy?

Alien5
01-12-2009, 09:48 AM
http://ihatekaty.com/exemple2.jpg

sefo
01-12-2009, 09:59 AM
who doesn't love PoRN?!

pentomato
01-12-2009, 10:05 AM
http://ihatekaty.com/exemple2.jpg

ahhhhhhh good stuff, it makes me want to hug her lol

Barbarossa
01-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Would they come round and fix my plumbing :unsure:

Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhh... :naughty:

Something Else
01-12-2009, 02:06 PM
who doesn't love PoRN?!

Jesus?

meelad
01-12-2009, 02:16 PM
I just love to see lesbians at it, not men and women loltrue. go lesbians. much better to see 2 girls rather than 1.

Barbarossa
01-12-2009, 02:22 PM
I just love to see lesbians at it, not men and women loltrue. go lesbians. much better to see 2 girls rather than 1.

Oh yeah, and if you throw a cup into the mix you can't go wrong...

Pure porn gold!

dedro
01-12-2009, 03:45 PM
me too

PorkLung
01-12-2009, 05:24 PM
http://ihatekaty.com/exemple2.jpg

My first thoughts were..

"who the hell paints their walls that colour?"

then..

"Christ the doors even worse!!"

then by...

"OH GOD I'M GAY!"




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100%
01-12-2009, 05:29 PM
The green does make panties and red eye stand out better though.

IdolEyes787
01-12-2009, 05:31 PM
who doesn't love PoRN?!

Jesus?

You'd think he would.What with all the "OH GOD.OH GOD.OH GOD .... "going on.

Really what do you expect from a guy in a dress though.

Barbarossa
01-13-2009, 09:43 AM
http://ihatekaty.com/exemple2.jpg

My first thoughts were..

"who the hell paints their walls that colour?"

then..

"Christ the doors even worse!!"

then by...

"OH GOD I'M GAY!"

:lol: