Diarrhea Stories

[MetroStars]

I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...

[Dapadipz]

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 20:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it's called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...
HAHAHA :lol: DAMN FUNNY

[Marius24]

sorry to disappoint u but my diarrhea can and will stay inside me until the appropriate occation

[DarthInsinuate]

@MetroStars - is this one of those threads, where you tell us about your home-made treatment for diarrhea? Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?

[Laine]

i am now disturbed on many levels :huh:

[tantric]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 14:59
Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?
I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption.

[bigboab]

I think Bisto is the best. It wont stop it, but it will thicken it up. :P

[tantric]

Put a cork in it bigboab.

[bigboab]

Thats another cure! :P

[DarthInsinuate]

LMAO!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tantric]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 15:18
LMAO!!!
That would be very messy if you had diarrhea.

[Dapadipz]

Originally posted by AfterBurn+11 September 2003 - 21:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 11 September 2003 - 21:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 15:18
LMAO&#33;&#33;&#33;
That would be very messy if you had diarrhea. [/b][/quote]
:lol:

[L0rD_S0tH]

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 20:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it&#39;s called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so come on u must have sum funny Diarrhea Stories...
ROFL&#33;

DAmn thats funny sheeeit. :lol: :lol:

I don&#39;t really ahve any stories myself. I&#39;ve had a case or too of the runs, but they&#39;ve always been in the toilet, fortuantely.

[Keikan]

Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 13:59
@MetroStars - is this one of those threads, where you tell us about your home-made treatment for diarrhea? Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?
Enema?

[tantric]

No thanks&#33;

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by AfterBurn@11 September 2003 - 21:04

I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption.
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[corvair41]

Shit Happens&#33; :lol:

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by MetroStars@11 September 2003 - 12:41
I was talking 2 my friend 2 day, and he told me about his diarrhea story that happend 2 him at work, he works at a outdoor shop ( blacks i think it&#39;s called )
any way he had sumthing at luch, sumthing under cooked, i forget now, chucken or a beef burger, anyway he was serving a customer when he farted and shit himself :lol: in the middle of work,anyway he got sent home, then he farted in the taxi and shit himself again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I have diarrhea almost every morning, too much damn hotsause in my food lol. Some guy from school told me about a time where he farted so hard and shit his pants at McDonalds&#33; :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by AfterBurn+11 September 2003 - 21:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AfterBurn @ 11 September 2003 - 21:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DarthInsinuate@11 September 2003 - 14:59
Something involving a funnel, a hose-pipe, and a fork for the harder parts, maybe?
I think crazybillybats already holds a patent on that contraption. [/b][/quote]
hey thanks &#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: That is entirely true but i have only used it for enemas &#33;

Well as i have been taking trips to the bathroom for a shite ever 40 mins or so for the last 3 days, and believe me i have no idea what is still inside my body as i have nearly shat my guts out.


Hey lilmiss &#33;&#33; Dont cry now &#33; And im positive that you wont be here and you wont see this&#33;&#33; grrrrrrrrr&#33;&#33; Hope all is well with ya btw :D :D