My mother is poor :(

[droste]

hello everyone :happy:i am droste and i am lesbian from polarbearland :):)
i am very good user:whistling:whistling and i want to request a seedbox so i can seed very much ;););););)because i leech many plenty gigabytes every day and i have only 1mbit up speed:cry::cry::cry::cry: also i cant seed 24/7 cuz my mom tells me that electricity is verry expensive so i must turn off my computer on nights:angry::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty:my solution is SEEDBOX!!!111:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t: it can seed manyplenty gigs everyday and many many more hours than iCan at home:shutup::shutup::shutup: can som1 please help me????:unsure::unsure:
I promiss i am very good member:yup::yup: i never cheat :noes::noes:only cheat small :dabs:and never post in forumas and also its my bday today :w00t::Dplss give seedbox:(:(:(:(
i cant buy seedbox because my mom forbidds me cuz its expensive:angry::angry: she doesnt understand how important torrent is!:noes::noes: but you can help me:happy::ermm::ermm::ermm: plz help me make my day and help a bufferless leechar tanx you!:yup::yup::yup:

edit: i can send ratioproffz in pm to show how bad ratios i have i really need seedbox :yes: :yes: :yes:

:fst::fst::fst:

[Rafa]

hmmm OP, maybe you should edit your post... there is a lot of ... smiles polution... i got sick just to look at it :sick: and i couldn't read it... anyway, good luck...

[KushBlow]

Uh what? :mellow:

[slymester]

i never cheat :noes::noes:only cheat small

say what?

[C-mos]

:( I am sad ..and sorry about your mom :(

[KushBlow]

i never cheat :noes::noes:only cheat small

say what?

Yeah that got me too :lol:

[ovisan]

You ve just made my day mate, brilliant post !
By the way... who are you?
Its easy too see that you re not a newb and I believe you are just trying to have some fun here :P

[ConkiZz]

Best thread here in some time :P

[dpds]

Uve just made my day mate! f*****g brilliant !
Cheers for this post, is funny as f**k!
By the way... who are you?

she is "lesbian from polarbearland" :D
to OP: gl.

[Frolsa84]

Consider killing her.

Prerequisite: Watch a couple of CSI seasons beforehand.

[0control]

I find your post somewhat contradictory.


i am very good user:whistling:whistling

vs.


only cheat small :dabs:

[KushBlow]

http://i41.tinypic.com/44755.jpg

:naughty:

[danio]

Well this thread is very similar to ZedZedZed's thread a while back (that for some reason seems to be deleted).. Same jokes and all.. most noticably "i never cheat.. only cheat small" is the same.

Is it you Zed, or someone inspired by your previous thread) ;)

[spark]

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay

[killercam101]

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay

:ermm: really?

[ConkiZz]

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay
dude, you know that gay is homosexual, and lesbian = homosexual :blink:

Fail on you :pinch:

[IdolEyes787]

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay

gay (ghttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gif)adj. gay·er, gay·est 1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
ures.


n.1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

:frusty:
Of course there's the possibility that "she" may be one of those rare heterosexual lesbians

[integral]

sarcastic requests for threads are no longer funny.

move along.

[slymester]

Well this thread is very similar to ZedZedZed's thread a while back (that for some reason seems to be deleted).. Same jokes and all.. most noticably "i never cheat.. only cheat small" is the same.

Is it you Zed, or someone inspired by your previous thread) ;)
I knew I saw that line in another thread but couldn't find it

[flashback3r]

http://i41.tinypic.com/44755.jpg

:naughty:

:yes:

[bonmar]

good luck...
i suggest you close this thread LOL

[danio]

can't everyone tell that the OP is being sarcastic and this whole thread is a joke?

[sarancha]

mwhahaha :lol: nice thread bro :wall:

[Swift]

mental problems

[puckface]

classic. thank you.

[Roooney]

Tell your mama that it's cheaper for her to pay for an seedbox for a few months rather than paying for every single movie,music and applications you need. That'll work.

[puckface]

Your mama's so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.

[Roooney]

Tell you what (if you are serious)... Just use one tracker. Choose the best you have. Download lot's of things from other trackers and help seeding on other sites. That will help. I've had less then 1mb up and I'm PU in most of my trackers.
And btw, you are telling us that you're a good user... If you're nearly kicked out of almost every tracker you're at because of ratio you can't be THAT good user. You should know better.

[twist off]

Your mama's so poor, I saw her doing headspins on a Cheerios box in front of Goodwill for a piece of Wonder bread.

YES!!! Yo' mama jokes!!!

Yo' mama is so poor I asked her where the "facilities were" and she replied - "Pick a corner. ANY corner!!"

BTW, to the OP

http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9490/uo6dbhsidhvi4jdau6yq3c7zm4.jpg

/Cannot be used towards a purchase of a seedbox.

[Frankthetank1]

quick question what do you look like and do you have any lesbo pictures or videos.. you know the one where you rug munching on your mate..

[LubTheStaringCat]

hello everyone :happy:i am droste and i am lesbian from polarbearland :):)
i am very good user:whistling:whistling and i want to request a seedbox so i can seed very much ;););););)because i leech many plenty gigabytes every day and i have only 1mbit up speed:cry::cry::cry::cry: also i cant seed 24/7 cuz my mom tells me that electricity is verry expensive so i must turn off my computer on nights:angry::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty::frusty:my solution is SEEDBOX!!!111:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t: it can seed manyplenty gigs everyday and many many more hours than iCan at home:shutup::shutup::shutup: can som1 please help me????:unsure::unsure:
I promiss i am very good member:yup::yup: i never cheat :noes::noes:only cheat small :dabs:and never post in forumas and also its my bday today :w00t::Dplss give seedbox:(:(:(:(
i cant buy seedbox because my mom forbidds me cuz its expensive:angry::angry: she doesnt understand how important torrent is!:noes::noes: but you can help me:happy::ermm::ermm::ermm: plz help me make my day and help a bufferless leechar tanx you!:yup::yup::yup:

edit: i can send ratioproffz in pm to show how bad ratios i have i really need seedbox :yes: :yes: :yes:

:fst::fst::fst:

:ghey::wank:

[Blistered]

+1,000,000

Best thread ever.

[db_la_23]

if u cant seed then jus go to the seed box hosting sites and buy a seed box

[H&K]

Damn that request screwed up on so many levels it was awesome. Clearly a hoax but a damn good one.

[Peanut]

dammmm am lost

[Cabalo]

best thread ever!
vote to sticky it.

of course this is a dupe account, as the user that posted it knows polarbear is gay, so he even makes fun of it. that thread was opened by polarbear asking for gay trackers, and it was quite a while ago, as many would remember. somehow it was deleted... :whistling

dupe accounts FTW...

[Frankthetank1]

:ghey::wank:[/quote]


lmao

[Artemis]

u cant be lesbian cause ur thread is so gay

gay (ghttp://img.tfd.com/hm/GIF/amacr.gif)adj. gay·er, gay·est 1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to persons of the same sex.
ures.


n.1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.

:frusty:
Of course there's the possibility that "she" may be one of those rare heterosexual lesbians

Actually it is truly a shame that 'she' isn't a hermaphrodite from polarbearland.........then she could go fuck herself :naughty:

[bgh520]

funny thread :) anyway good luck mate

[sumvell]

i was LMAO reading this thread. should be moved to the funny section

[sez]

Whatever happened to outside seeding..

[Funkin']

Send your mom my way. I'll put her to work for a few bucks. :naughty:

[moffe]

hahahaha, hilarious! - you made my day! xD

[meelad]

I wonder how I missed this thread. :D