Most Messed Up Song You Ever Heard

[Keikan]

Sure we can list all our favourite songs, but what about the songs that you hate/or is messed up?

The most messed up song i ever heard was

Jerry Lee Lewis - Boppin' at the highschool hop

it's like listening to elivs when your high :P

[Celerystalksme]

Ann Lee - 2 Times

or

Savage Garden (Any of their songs)

[mogadishu]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@13 September 2003 - 21:44
Ann Lee - 2 Times

or

Savage Garden (Any of their songs)
gotta second that savage garden nomination.

[sparsely]

I don't get it. Is 'messed up' a bad or good thing in this thread?
Like, the weirdest song you ever heard...or what?

[Keikan]

Originally posted by Sparsely@13 September 2003 - 19:54
I don't get it. Is 'messed up' a bad or good thing in this thread?
Like, the weirdest song you ever heard...or what?
uhh bad thing?

[MediaSlayer]

in that case,
the screechy screeches-born to download(rebel without a verified cause:)

[Adster]

how about screeching MP3s?> :huh:

[Gutter]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@14 September 2003 - 05:16
in that case,
the screechy screeches-born to download(rebel without a verified cause:)
:lol: agreed

But as for annoying music I'd say that damn "who let the dogs out"
Is gunna be in the top ten forever.

[Adster]

im tired

[sparsely]

did anyone ever actually determine who actually let the goddamn dogs out?

[Adster]

yeah theres woman everywhere

[Gutter]

I think Adster might have let the dogs out in his drunken stuper

[krackerjack]

if its messed up youre after do a search for "lil markie" anything you find will do but especially "diary of an unborn child" more messed up than words can say!! hes one sick person.

[Adster]

where am I? :huh:

[DanB]

has anyone ever heard Ugly by Daphne & Celeste? Thats a f*cked up song but its hilarious at the same time :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by danb@14 September 2003 - 22:57
has anyone ever heard Ugly by Daphne & Celeste? Thats a f*cked up song but its hilarious at the same time :lol: :lol: :lol:
which one...

you have a pick of oo stick you ya mumma too and your daddy

or

U G L Y

or

the most horrible and definately most fucked up incident in music history when they covered Alice Cooper's - Schools Out... :angry:

they should burn in hell :devil:

[DanB]

UGLY :lol: :lol:


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you're ugly!!!!

[DanB]

C) Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!
[Chorus]
(D&C) u.g.l.y.
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4

© I saw you walking down the street just the other day
© I didn't see your damage from that far away
© I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
© You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
© Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
© I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
© You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
© I don't mean to insult you
© Oh wait! Yes I do.

(D) Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
(D) You’re only fourteen you look a hundred years old
© When looks were handed out you were last in line
© Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
(D) Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
(D) Or did a truck run over your face instead
© There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill

(D&C) you're ugly!
(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) What you really need is to wear a mask
(D) And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
© You’re scary - you're hairy I heard about you
© You’re the main attraction at the city zoo
(D) You’re so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
(D) When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
© (So funny)

(D) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
(D) And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
© Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
(D) You can't disguise your googly eyes
(D) In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
© Yo mama says you ugly -
(D&C) you ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
(D) Get busy x9
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy
© Yo mama says your ugly
(D) Get busy (D&C) your ugly!

(D&C) u.u.u.u.
(D) Now I feel like Blondie

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2

(D) Quasimodo
© Camel breathe
(D) Squarehead
(D&C) ugly!

© Chicken legs
(D) Pig face
© Chin like bubba
(D&C) ugly!

(D) Fish lips
© Toad licker
(D) Poindexter
(D&C) ugly!

© Spaghetti arms
(D) Limp butt
(D&C) freak show -ugly!

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x1

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- © you could make an onion cry

(D&C) U.G.L.Y- (D) like an alien chased by the F.B.I.

(D&C) U.G.L.Y you
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by danb@14 September 2003 - 23:13
UGLY :lol: :lol:


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you're ugly!!!!
Im guessing it was a song aimed at themselves :D

[DanB]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme+14 September 2003 - 14:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Celerystalksme @ 14 September 2003 - 14:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@14 September 2003 - 23:13
UGLY :lol:&nbsp; :lol:


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you&#39;re ugly&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Im guessing it was a song aimed at themselves :D [/b][/quote]
If i remember rightly&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Glad i never heard their cover of Schools Out&#33;&#33;&#33; It must have been awful

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by danb+14 September 2003 - 23:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 14 September 2003 - 23:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Celerystalksme@14 September 2003 - 14:16
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@14 September 2003 - 23:13
UGLY :lol: :lol:


there aint no pill cos you aint ill you&#39;re ugly&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
Im guessing it was a song aimed at themselves :D
If i remember rightly&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

Glad i never heard their cover of Schools Out&#33;&#33;&#33; It must have been awful [/b][/quote]
my ears are still bleeding :(

and my eyes were never the same again...

[Adster]

Did I mention I havnt slept since Friday moring?? my head jsut wacked the keyboard

[Celerystalksme]

Originally posted by Adster@14 September 2003 - 23:35
Did I mention I havnt slept since Friday moring?? my head jsut wacked the keyboard
:huh: which head??

[sabbath]

I&#39;ve just listened to "Gay Eskimoe" sth like that by "Porky & the Juices". One funny but messed up song

[DanB]

Originally posted by sabbath@14 September 2003 - 14:40
I&#39;ve just listened to "Gay Eskimoe" sth like that by "Porky & the Juices". One funny but messed up song
i once listened to a strange song called pace which was all about how the singer liked his hand jobs etc&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol:

[sabbath]

:lol: :lol:

[sparsely]

Probably the weirdest song I&#39;ve heard would be "The Machine In India" by The Flaming Lips, from their 4
Disc "Zaireeka" album. Lyrically, you wouldn&#39;t understand it and think it was crazy if you didn&#39;t read the notes..
but alot of their songs need an introduction.

From the booklet:
[The basic chords and vocal melody come out of CD No.1. On CDs No.2, No.3, and No.4 are different arrangements of instruments and melodies that,
played individually, seems to play against the song, but played all together, form a dense, abstract cloud of interweaving and unrelated moods that seem
to hover along with the song regardless of rhythm. The concept of the song is based around a conversation I had with Michelle about the “other world” she
is in during her menstrual period…and the kind of dull and depressing, mild insanity that seems to possess her, even though she knows it’s coming, and
has been through it a million times, it arrives new and uncontrollable every time…The long drifting guitar solo section tries to imply the “unconnectedness”
she feels with her own self. The little “cartoon sounding” glips or the “machine” sound implies the clock-like “mechanicalness” of nature.]


LYRICS
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.
I’m standin’ in a cylinder, seein’ all the bleedin’ vaginas.
I feel it now, comin’ over me so I strive to love the Messiah.
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.
I’m rushin’ to the nearest station, feet and hands collide with the driver.
All that I think, all I thought and all I know the Syrian missile guides itself into the vaginas.
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.

[mogadishu]

Originally posted by Sparsely@14 September 2003 - 13:48
Probably the weirdest song I&#39;ve heard would be "The Machine In India" by The Flaming Lips, from their 4
Disc "Zaireeka" album. Lyrically, you wouldn&#39;t understand it and think it was crazy if you didn&#39;t read the notes..
but alot of their songs need an introduction.

From the booklet:
[The basic chords and vocal melody come out of CD No.1. On CDs No.2, No.3, and No.4 are different arrangements of instruments and melodies that,
played individually, seems to play against the song, but played all together, form a dense, abstract cloud of interweaving and unrelated moods that seem
to hover along with the song regardless of rhythm. The concept of the song is based around a conversation I had with Michelle about the “other world” she
is in during her menstrual period…and the kind of dull and depressing, mild insanity that seems to possess her, even though she knows it’s coming, and
has been through it a million times, it arrives new and uncontrollable every time…The long drifting guitar solo section tries to imply the “unconnectedness”
she feels with her own self. The little “cartoon sounding” glips or the “machine” sound implies the clock-like “mechanicalness” of nature.]


LYRICS
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.
I’m standin’ in a cylinder, seein’ all the bleedin’ vaginas.
I feel it now, comin’ over me so I strive to love the Messiah.
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.
I’m rushin’ to the nearest station, feet and hands collide with the driver.
All that I think, all I thought and all I know the Syrian missile guides itself into the vaginas.
I’m goin’ to India over and over again.
i cant believe i actually bought that album.. 4cds. i thought they werea ll different, and when you played them at once they sounded cool. stupid me, the one time its better to get once cd and make 4 copies. o well.

[Keikan]

Oh and also

What I like about you - Romantics

They have a weird accent

[fr600]

Kya Yehi Pyar Hai - Flashback

[fr600]

Kya Yehi Pyar Hai - Flashback

[Adster]

:blink: anything by tomahawk or fatamotas Mike Patton is crazy

oh yeah mR bungle

[wormless]

sparsely=i had tht sig

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Eric Gadd - Riding High

[Gutter]

Fish fuck - GWAR :x

great band though :D