Jokes So Shit There Funny!

[Simo]

What do you call a guy who works in a hospital and gets on well with everyone???

The Ultrasound guy!!!!

Keep em comin!

[ilw]

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[Evil Gemini]

What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?

Your fence

[mogadishu]

ok this one is awful..

how did helen keller's parents punish her?

they put plungers in the toilet, moved the furniture around and put doorknobs on the walls.

[netweiser (old)]

Originally posted by neattairoski@15 September 2003 - 00:43
What runs all around your house but stays in the same spot ?

Your fence
lmao! :D

[Spider_dude]

sorry to be the grammer gestapho but the topic should be called Jokes so shit, they're funny. or jokes so shit they are funny.

also what do you get hanging from trees?

sore arms

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@16 September 2003 - 23:36
sorry to be the grammer gestapho
shame you're not the spelling gestapo too... :rolleyes:

[l_p_4_7]

A madman's walking through the woods. The road splits in two.

Which path does he take?




The physco-path.



:rolleyes:

[Spider_dude]

i thought being the grammer police was not as strong as the grammer gestapo.

what else do you get hanging from trees?





bananas

[3rd gen noob]

i meant your spelling of 'gestapo' was wrong :rolleyes:

ok, here's a shit joke:

how do you put an elephant in a phone box?

open the door and put it in

[Spider_dude]

whats brown and sticky?






a stick


i got loads of them.




edit/ yeh 3rd gen i understood.

[3rd gen noob]

how do you put a giraffe in a phone box?


take the elephant out and put the giraffe in

[3rd gen noob]

if there's a meeting of all the animals in the world, who isn't there?


the giraffe, he's in the phone box

[3rd gen noob]

how do you get across a crocodile-infested river?


just swim across, all the crocs are at the meeting

[Spider_dude]

why are you jokes so bad?






mo seriously why!!!!./???

[3rd gen noob]

my 12 year old cousin told me those...

[Spider_dude]

na they were good. was only joking. get some more from him/her.

[zacspeed]

Q: What's orange and sounds like a parrot?




A: A carrot



:(

[LaVaNaNo]

whats orange and furry?

A tangerine monkey. hahahahahaha god that sucked :/

[The Horror fanatic]

how about this one.
a man in the jungle. tiger to the left, leopard to the right, panther in front of him and a lion behind him. which way he go? the lion way because it was a dandelion. doh

[RohSun]

A girl ate up her parents.What is she?

An Orphan :lol:

[sampson]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. The bartender says "Damn, thats gotta be uncomfortable." The pirate says "AARRRR!! Its been drivin' me nuts all day!"

[joops]

why do women fake orgasms?





because they think men care!!! B)

[Spider_dude]

joops that joke wasn't shit it was good.

[scribblec]

why do girafes have long necks


cos there feet stink

[bigboab]

OK so its the shit joke section!

Why is shit tapered?
























So that the jaws of your arse dont shut with a bang! :)

[for3024]

What is so large that it takes up both sides of the family?




Ya mum

[The Horror fanatic]

what you call a man with a nob on his head?


dick, what else.

[The Horror fanatic]

what did the ram say to his missus when she told him to get up off his ass?
f*ck ewe. get it.