The Sick Truth!

[Wolfmight]

1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of sh1t in her

2. When eating honey
- Remember that it came from a bee's Puke. (wanna eat mine?)

3. When eating Vegetables
- Remember that they probably grew in some kind of Sh1t.

4. When eating Meat (especially ground/shreded)
- Remember you might be eating one of the testicals, butt, or other privates.

5. When eating rice or other foods that grow under water
- Remember those orientals or whomever cant allways hold it, and eventaully just take a piss in the water.

6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that!?)
-Well, you already know...:ph34r:

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remember that Aspatame can slow down your brain

[balamm]

Honey is bee vomit, not feces. Similar to termite vomit however termites eat wood and therefore produce an noxious turpentine concoction that becomes shellac when dried, powdered, and mixed with denatured alcohol.

Vegetables grow in steer manure- cow schit- not horse manure.

[Wolfmight]

np, thanks.. i updated it

[kAb]

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remeber that Aspatame can slow down your brain

"aspartic acid caused holes in the brains of infant mice"]

it causes brain tumors and kills mice in test studies...

[Wolfmight]

8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else's comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.

[kAb]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@14 September 2003 - 20:52
8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else's comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.
ugh stop! :x

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by kAb+14 September 2003 - 23:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kAb @ 14 September 2003 - 23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@14 September 2003 - 20:52
8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else&#39;s comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.
ugh stop&#33; :x [/b][/quote]
lol, do u know any?

[kAb]

do u think cum evaporates?


/me shudders

[balamm]

I&#39;m sure it becomes an airborne vapour yes. Little tiny particles floating around in the air you breath right now ;)

[slick nick]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 04:21
6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that&#33;?)
-Well, you already know...:ph34r:

This is why i always keep an fresh enema handy. ;)

[Alucard1475]

Originally posted by slick nick+15 September 2003 - 15:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slick nick @ 15 September 2003 - 15:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 04:21
6. When licking ass (jesus christ, who really does that&#33;?)
-Well, you already know...:ph34r:

This is why i always keep an fresh enema handy. ;) [/b][/quote]
Add some ketchup&#33;&#33; It&#39;ll taste nicer... :-" :lol: :lol:

[Wolfmight]

9. When you look at a retarded/down syndrom person (over.. 13-15.. hell maybe even 18 years old)
- Remember what it&#39;s like when they first masterbated

10. When a fly lands onto your food your about to eat
- Remember that he&#39;s throwing a bunch of muchas onto it

11. When you take a mud bath
- Remember what might really be in there

[RedRival]

Falling down in a drain full of algae
-When you graze or cut yourself, and you see the green algae all over it, you wonder what went in.

maybe I&#39;m a wuss, damned :angry:

[thewizeard]

When writing &#39;remeber&#39; remember to spell it remember

[MetroStars]

8. When playin a game in a Lan party with someone else&#39;s comp and eating food
- Remeber where all those hands on that mouse have been during late night, etc.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

it&#39;s so true :lol:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@15 September 2003 - 03:21

7. When drinking Diet Soda
- Remeber that Aspatame can slow down your brain
so thats why im slighty ......whats the word ......umm......slow &#33;&#33;

thats why im slow :rolleyes:

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by nigel123@15 September 2003 - 08:31
When writing &#39;remeber&#39; remember to spell it remember
thanks.. posted this very late last night. (know how it is that late)
anyways, how is this sick? :lol:

[fallenknight308]

75% of all house dust is human SKIN :x

[Gooch2k]

When somebody farts and it stinks -
Remember you&#39;re breathing in particles of someone elses feces :lol:.

[balamm]

No your not, it&#39;s methane and bacteria that make that smell and cause it to be "airborne"

[wormless]

lol@nigel123

[Gooch2k]

I didn&#39;t mean the particles make the smell I was just talking about it stinking for "gross out" effect. You&#39;re correct, methane and bacteria do make the stench. However the methane gas still passes over feces and picks up tiny particles of it on it&#39;s way out.

[Gooch2k]

And I can back that up with scientific proof because one of my work mates farts not only stink but are chewy :lol:.

[javakel]

Originally posted by fallenknight308@15 September 2003 - 20:49
75% of all house dust is human SKIN :x
And there are little icky mites and other *shudders* "bug thingies" that feed on your dead skin cells.....they&#39;re crawling all over your sheets in your bed, while you uhhhh....engage in other *coughs*....activities

...and right now, as you&#39;re reading this, there are millions of the little vermin hibernating, crawling, feeding, etc...on your eyelids, eyelashes....oh ew

[balamm]

:lol: that&#39;s way more than I needed to know :blink:

[wormless]

yea thx everyone i cant eat no more tea at 3.30am

[Wolfmight]

hmm.. can u guys use #s for your post? organize things? eh? no?
ah lol dunno why i started that way anyways.
Here are some more:


When you drink water
- Remember that it&#39;s probably been pissed out a few or alot of times

When giveing a girl anal sex
- Remember That&#39;s Not How to Have Sex and it where she take a ...

When you are sweating alot and start to taste your sweat
- Remember that&#39;s what seamon (and vaginal fluid) is claimed to taste like. (body&#39;s water must be salty.. too much FAST FOOD buddy&#33;&#33; j/p)

[balamm]

Originally posted by wormless@15 September 2003 - 20:33
yea thx everyone i cant eat no more tea at 3.30am
:lol: Tea contains rodent droppings, insect parts, and whatever else it was dragged through on the way to market&#33;&#33; YAk schit most likely :lol: :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by nigel123@15 September 2003 - 15:31
When writing &#39;remeber&#39; remember to spell it remember
Oh my, a post with a spelling correction and not by the warrior poet.

Did JPaul call in sick or something. Should we send over some chicken soup?

[Wolfmight]

actaully nigel123 said that

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

-remember, that is not a pimple on balamm&#39;s back
- it&#39;s his fourth nipple

[pol]

wheres his 3rd then :huh:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by balamm@16 September 2003 - 04:13
No your not, it&#39;s methane and bacteria that make that smell and cause it to be "airborne"
Actually, methane is odorless. An impurity is added to the methane in gas stoves so that we can smell it.

The bacteria do produce the gas, but this gas has a certain solubility and soaks up the ambient odors. Some farts are classified technically as "air buscuits" when boisterous but not deadly.

Others, I have coined "fog rolling of the pond in the early morning". This is to describe that heavy, almost palpable emission which has that distinctive fecal aroma. This results from having a torpedo in the chute, and the organic gas passing over it on the way out, absorbing some of its beefy essense.

The "egg fart" derives it&#39;s delightful aroma from the gas produced by food products containing sulfur.

I will not even get into the broccoli fart.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by pol@16 September 2003 - 03:46
wheres his 3rd then :huh:
and you don&#39;t even want to know where the 5th is :-P

[wormless]

actaully=wolfmight lol jk

[javakel]

Originally posted by hobbes+15 September 2003 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 15 September 2003 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-balamm@16 September 2003 - 04:13
No your not, it&#39;s methane and bacteria that make that smell and cause it to be "airborne"
Actually, methane is odorless. An impurity is added to the methane in gas stoves so that we can smell it.

The bacteria do produce the gas, but this gas has a certain solubility and soaks up the ambient odors. Some farts are classified technically as "air buscuits" when boisterous but not deadly.

Others, I have coined "fog rolling of the pond in the early morning". This is to describe that heavy, almost palpable emission which has that distinctive fecal aroma. This results from having a torpedo in the chute, and the organic gas passing over it on the way out, absorbing some of its beefy essense.

The "egg fart" derives it&#39;s delightful aroma from the gas produced by food products containing sulfur.

I will not even get into the broccoli fart. [/b][/quote]
:blink: Okay, does anyone else find it a *TAD* disturbing that someone knows this much about bodily emissions??

:lol: just joshin&#39;....we all know WAAAAAY too much stupid and useless information...but when it comes to "important" things in the world around us....???

[balamm]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@15 September 2003 - 20:45
-remember, that is not a pimple on balamm&#39;s back
&nbsp; - it&#39;s his fourth nipple
And someone who takes his name from this... whatever it is... would surely know ;)

http://hmpl.home.att.net/about/about.html

I can picture that beufant 80&#39;s hair"do" now :lol: :lol: :lol:

[hobbes]

Javakel,

Next you&#39;re going to insult me for having an indwelling rectal thermometer to keep a constant record of my body temperature.

This is an important thing. I check it every 5-10 minutes to make sure I don&#39;t have a fever and that I&#39;m not suffering from hypothermia.

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by balamm+16 September 2003 - 04:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (balamm @ 16 September 2003 - 04:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HeavyMetalParkingLot@15 September 2003 - 20:45
-remember, that is not a pimple on balamm&#39;s back
&nbsp; - it&#39;s his fourth nipple
And someone who takes his name from this... whatever it is... would surely know ;)

http://hmpl.home.att.net/about/about.html

I can picture that beufant 80&#39;s hair"do" now :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
it is a "documentary" of sorts that made it&#39;s way around the indie theatre scene not to long ago. d/l it now, it rules&#33; lol&#33;

[balamm]

Is this you dude? :o

http://www.ripsawnews.com/2002-06-12/images/cecedeville_hi5.jpg

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by balamm@16 September 2003 - 04:15
Is this you dude? :o

http://www.ripsawnews.com/2002-06-12/images/cecedeville_hi5.jpg
do you realize just how tough it is to get the left over sticky stuff from the tape out of nipple hair, well let me tell you something........

[javakel]

Originally posted by hobbes@15 September 2003 - 22:10
Javakel,

Next you&#39;re going to insult me for having an indwelling rectal thermometer to keep a constant record of my body temperature.

This is an important thing. I check it every 5-10 minutes to make sure I don&#39;t have a fever and that I&#39;m not suffering from hypothermia.
LOL :lol: &#33;&#33; Well, my sincerest apologies if you were insulted by my last post...it certainly wasn&#39;t intentional. I guess you&#39;re right. Such information is important. Surely we can&#39;t make any sort of informed decision, especially personal ones, without the "hard facts" from an outside, and therefore expert source, now can we? ;)

[Keikan]

1. When your getting laid by a hot girl
- Remember that she has 5 pounds of poo in her

I don&#39;t get this

[pol]

what, the "laid" part :huh:

[Keikan]

No the why she has poo in her hair part

[pol]

oh ;) , the "hair" part

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by pol@15 September 2003 - 22:37
oh ;) , the "hair" part
What "hair"? It doesnt even say "hair".

It&#39;s just a fact. People ushally have about 5 pounds of crap in them at night after 3 daily meals... depends on if the girl eats.. anorexic girls prob feel like they gatta go, but it&#39;s just a bigggg fart. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[pol]

What "hair"? It doesnt even say "hair".

i know wolfie :P - i think keikan thought it was sham-poo :-) :D

[Wolfmight]

wtf lol.
I ment Shiieat

[Wolfmight]

When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also

[3rd gen noob]

Originally posted by Wolfmight@16 September 2003 - 23:33
When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also
don&#39;t be so harsh on yourself... :rolleyes:

[Wolfmight]

Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+16 September 2003 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob &#064; 16 September 2003 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@16 September 2003 - 23:33
When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also
don&#39;t be so harsh on yourself... :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
what if she cheating on you

oewoewoeewww :blink:

[Triadcool]

A average person comes in contact with 18 penises from touching other people. Hands face ex.

[Triadcool]

You swallow an average of 4 pubic hairs a day.

[Wolfmight]

So if u bump into someone, u bumped into everyone they had sex with? :lol:

[Wolfmight]

When eating fast food
- Remember the people that cook the food are very lazy.. just think of what they do wrong&#33;

When takeing a bath
- Remember that you may be lying in your own crap. (the particles wash away from your black-hole)

[javakel]

When mowing down on a big, fat, juicy hotdog...
-Remember that the Food and Drug Administration allows 7 rat hairs for every one hot dog, and the companies are only charged as failing to be in compliance with health codes and regulations when there are 8 rat hairs.. :blink: ..