It seems...

[j2k4]

...I've got a mascot or something.

This five-sided veggie boy.

Is he part of some sort of weird board stimulus package.

[chalice]

Yep, the aforementioned pentwankle is a true cawk and no mistake.

You're a wanker-magnet, Kev.

My sympathies, mate.

On a brighter note, if it turns up in the lounge again, expect my full support.

Not that you need it or anything, you understand. I just like ripping the pish outta spastics who are bereft of thought, worthy words and/or personality.

That, and I'm also a bit of a cunt, like.

[Skweeky]

Bravo!

[j2k4]

A man is heartened by friends who stand with him when he is, uh...hmmm, let's see...beset by pipsqueaks?

Close enough.

Tally ho, then.



Here, mousie, mousie...

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Hi!

[Skweeky]

I do hope you are using the humane traps Kev.

[Skiz]

Am I the only one who hasn't got a fucking clue what's going on here? :unsure:

[chalice]

Am I the only one who hasn't got a fucking clue what's going on here? :unsure:

Kev is being stalked by a mentally challenged cawk-knocker, like.

'Nuff said.

[Skiz]

How did the old geezer find him? :unsure:

[chalice]

It's not Geezer. Geezer belongs to me. Mwhahaha.

It's that other flid, like.

http://filesharingtalk.com/vb3/f-movies-tv-18/t-i-just-watched-336090/page2

[j2k4]

I do hope you are using the humane traps Kev.

Hopefully we can scare him off with our collected verbal efforts before things get out-of-hand.

Absent success, I may have to contract with Lamsey for weaponry, if I can get him to scale them down a bit; the ones he's been demonstrating would be absolutely devastating, and I don't need any love notes from the UN, you see.

[Skweeky]

I still have Lamsey on my MSN, should the need for contact arise.

[pentomato]

The three stooges are ready to rambo lol

[Snee]

The bad spellers have joined the rambo as well.

or

Where are the other two?

[pentomato]

I guess now are four lol

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lulz

[j2k4]

It seems our little redoubt has escaped notice; perhaps he's having radar problems.

Has someone deployed stealth measures, or.

[chalice]

Kev, you really need to get yourself a better class of stalker.

This one sucks balls. It can't spell, string coherent sentences together or amuse on any level except to provide evidence of cognitive plankton. From its posts, I'm concluding that it has problems forming/maintaining relationships with women due to a troubled childhood. Perhaps an abusive father or an acutely religious household might've stunted its development. True social retards like this don't spring from nowhere.

I'd almost feel sympathy for it if it wasn't such a clueless cawk. Almost.

I'll be your stalker if you like, after this scrotum gets the message that nobody likes it and it moves along to a kiddy forum where it can indulge its closet desires and express itself to people who are on the same intellectual strata.

[j2k4]

The three stooges are ready to rambo lol

I totally whiffed on this; I'm out of practice, looking only for spelling errors, and overlooking the lol.

Well, here he is, in our midst.

Who will swat our young shuttlecock first.

I offer him to whomever, as I shant see him properly until he's a bit bloodied for contrast.

Besides which, I need to suss the directions to a new-fangled fly-swatting contraption I've found; it's made in China, with matching manual.

Funny, even the pictures seem to be in Chinese.

Where are my glasses?

[j2k4]

Kev, you really need to get yourself a better class of stalker.

This one sucks balls. It can't spell, string coherent sentences together or amuse on any level except to provide evidence of cognitive plankton. From its posts, I'm concluding that it has problems forming/maintaining relationships with women due to a troubled childhood. Perhaps an abusive father or an acutely religious household might've stunted its development. True social retards like this don't spring from nowhere.

I'd almost feel sympathy for it if it wasn't such a clueless cawk. Almost.

I'll be your stalker if you like, after this scrotum gets the message that nobody likes it and it moves along to a kiddy forum where it can indulge its closet desires and express itself to people who are on the same intellectual strata.

Hmmm.

Stalkers I've had, competent ones, at that.

Nobody on your level, of course, but still.

It occurs to me I've swung overhand at most who have accosted me hereabout; in this case it seems excessive, and frankly I've never learned to throw a change-up.

I mean, I know Baltic Avenue is just around the corner from Park Place, but I've never dwelt there.

What to do.

[pentomato]

It seems the special olympics started already, good luck guys.

[chalice]

It seems the special olympics started already, good luck guys.

You've posted that before and it wasn't funny or original the first time.

For Christ's sake, at least make an effort, you sad case, you.

This time next year you could be doing life for paedophilia charges and you'll have nobody to insult but your lawyer, kiddy-fiddler that you are. :no:

[pentomato]

You seem to spend lots of time finding out about me, gosh poor guy, get your ass of the computer and take a walk lol lol, you sad sad kid.

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Why does love bite so?

[chalice]

@ The paedophile...

Are you trying to groom me?

I'm far too old for your tastes, thankfully.

Very telling post, though. It had 'ass' and 'kid' in the same sentence. Freud would have a field-day.

They say it's an illness but the world would be a better place if we fed your kind your testes before kicking you to death.

[pentomato]

Prozac may help you, your contidion is serious, weren't you going to call all your friends? lol lol
Are you in love with me or something? Now I have to throw up.
It seems to me you know a lot about paedophilia, they say after you go to jail you become other guys bitch, how does it feel been j2k4's bitch?
By the way where are all the friends you were going to call? Are they in neverland?
Maybe you should call your idol Michael Jackson lol lol
ps: I don't groom garbage

[chalice]

Classic paedophile behaviour. Deflection, I think it's called. Look it up when you're not browsing kiddy porn.

You know I'm right though, don't you. I'm guessing you're a divorcee. Right? Your ex cited emotional immobility with abnormal sexual proclivities as grounds for divorce, right? Right.

Bet you didn't produce any offspring during your ill-fated marriage, did you? No, no you didn't. Had you been chemically castrated, were rendered sterile by inbreeding or couldn't your ephemeral spouse bear the thought of proliferating your particularly vile genome? Yep, that was it.

She knew you'd been fucked by your dad and discontinued the cycle, wisely.

[pentomato]

I don't know what to say any more, you leave me spechless, I didn't know so many things could happen to a person, I am so sorry you were so traumatized, thank god you still can go to therapy and electroshocks will do wonders in that braindless head of yours.

[chalice]

I don't know what to say any more, you leave me spechless, I didn't know so many things could happen to a person, I am so sorry you were so traumatized, thank god you still can go to therapy and electroshocks will do wonders in that braindless head of yours.

'braindless' :lol:

'spechless' :lol:

Fucking hell, you meet all of the criteria for 'hopelessly stupid cunt' and then some. If you're in your 40's, I fear for the future of America.

You must feel ashamed, surely. If your mother hadn't been slapped around so much by your father, she'd disown you while giving you up to the police for abusing children. :no:

[j2k4]

lol lol lollol llo olo ool loo...

Fuck, that's a lot harder than it looks.

Must be lol-ing like an asshole is a genetic gift or takes lots of practice.

[pentomato]

I don't know what to say any more, you leave me spechless, I didn't know so many things could happen to a person, I am so sorry you were so traumatized, thank god you still can go to therapy and electroshocks will do wonders in that braindless head of yours.

'braindless' :lol:

'spechless' :lol:

Fucking hell, you meet all of the criteria for 'hopelessly stupid cunt' and then some. If you're in your 40's, I fear for the future of America.

You must feel ashamed, surely. If your mother hadn't been slapped around so much by your father, she'd disown you while giving you up to the police for abusing children. :no:

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

[pentomato]

lol lol lollol llo olo ool loo...

Fuck, that's a lot harder than it looks.

Must be lol-ing like an asshole is a genetic gift or takes lots of practice.

It must feel great having somebody else fighting your battles, people like you are call cowers, the only thing you need now is a quote from pinochio news lol lol

[chalice]

'braindless' :lol:

'spechless' :lol:

Fucking hell, you meet all of the criteria for 'hopelessly stupid cunt' and then some. If you're in your 40's, I fear for the future of America.

You must feel ashamed, surely. If your mother hadn't been slapped around so much by your father, she'd disown you while giving you up to the police for abusing children. :no:

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

[pentomato]

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

Bad memories? Oh poor thing, maybe some prune juice will do the trick, or maybe you just miss Bubba, he had it big didn't he? Good boy

[Proper Bo]

people like you are call cowers

what's a "call cowers"?:unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

Noel Cowers brother?

[Artemis]

people like you are call cowers

what's a "call cowers"?:unsure:

someone who is phobic about phone calls ? :fear:

[brotherdoobie]

Ohhh aren't you nice, ashame all the things that happened to you, but at leats in jail you learned to talk like a trucker, you see something nice came out of it, your mom would be proud, even at that corner working as she was, I know she must be looking at you right now, after all been somedy's bitch is hard at times lol.

Can somebody who speaks spastic translate the above for me?

Cos, for the life of me, I just can't decipher this gobbledegook.

I read that mess to the missus. Her ears and eyes started bleeding - instantly.

True story.


-bd

[Snee]

I like how he corrected "stugges" but missed "rambo".

[j2k4]

You people are just mean; you probably kick dogs and cats, too.

Carry on.

[Skweeky]

Nothing like a good hounding on a Tuesday I say. Where did I leave that popcorn?

Want some Kev?

Shall we have a small wager on when pentathingy starts crying?

[j2k4]

Nothing like a good hounding on a Tuesday I say. Where did I leave that popcorn?

Want some Kev?

Shall we have a small wager on when pentathingy starts crying?

No need for the bet, but I'll have some popcorn, thanks.

I don't think he cries; he hasn't the ability to be offended.

A supremely thick skin, surrounding a tiny, tiny, brain.

The only chance of success it his deducing that we are serious, and I believe that bone is just missing - I think this is what is meant by "in one ear and out the other".

[Skweeky]

A bit like one of them Brachiosaurusses eh.

[j2k4]

A bit like one of them Brachiosaurusses eh.

Yes, a bit; it's a very short trip.

[chalice]

As I recall, those beasts are theorised to have had a brain the size of a walnut.

Pentspastico would be out-brained by a good 5000 per cent, like.

[Skweeky]

Yeah but I'd expect him to be the size of a brachiosaurus due to eating nothing but Rustlers Hamburgers and being glued to his PC 23h 50 minutes a day.

[IdolEyes787]

As I recall, those beasts are theorised to have had a brain the size of a walnut.

Pentspastico would be out-brained by a good 5000 per cent, like.


A misconception.Dino brains are only considered small relative to their body size.
Current research suggests that dinosaurs are more closely related to birds than reptiles and therefore their brains were in fact quite large and occupied the entire brain case.

So please apologize to pentomato since clearly at best he is only out-thought by 600-800 percent.

[chalice]

As I recall, those beasts are theorised to have had a brain the size of a walnut.

Pentspastico would be out-brained by a good 5000 per cent, like.


A misconception.Dino brains are only considered small relative to their body size.
Current research suggests that dinosaurs are more closely related to birds than reptiles and therefore their brains were in fact quite large and occupied the entire brain case.

So please apologize to pentomato since clearly at best he is only out-thought by 600-800 percent.

Ah, but you neglect to figure Pentmangle's BMI into your equation.

Dinosaurs couldn't avail of KFC, like.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v421/dani_marie267/fat_lady.jpg

[pentomato]

Yeah but I'd expect him to be the size of a brachiosaurus due to eating nothing but Rustlers Hamburgers and being glued to his PC 23h 50 minutes a day.

Having a small baby and been in the computer as you are, I feel bad for your baby, the poor thing must be crying his eyes out.
Get a life

[callum]

Yeah but I'd expect him to be the size of a brachiosaurus due to eating nothing but Rustlers Hamburgers and being glued to his PC 23h 50 minutes a day.

Having a small baby and been in the computer as you are, I feel bad for your baby, the poor thing must be crying his eyes out.
Get a life

:O You've just proved how stupid you are.

Edit - Ask tesco to change your username to village shamen, it's free at the moment and you'd take a massive leap in popularity.

[j2k4]

Yeah but I'd expect him to be the size of a brachiosaurus due to eating nothing but Rustlers Hamburgers and being glued to his PC 23h 50 minutes a day.

Having a small baby and been in the computer as you are, I feel bad for your baby, the poor thing must be crying his eyes out.
Get a life

I will note here (somewhat charitably, I think) that, at your best, the quality of your postage is considerably better than your average; one might even say you approach a dictionary definition of coherence.

1. To what would you attribute this inconsistency.

2. Why are most active when you are least able.

3. Would you consider (out of consideration for your board-mates) using spell check.

4. Would you kindly divest us of the too-easy-to use target of your incessant LOL-ing.

[chalice]

Kev, I'm afraid you'll have to dumb it down somewhat.

I had trouble with that, and I'm used to your peccant phraseology, like.

Ask it why it's such a stupid cunt.

That's what I'd like to know.

[j2k4]

Ask it why it's such a stupid cunt.

Ah.

Done, then.

Why, indeed...veggie-boy?

[Snee]

Maybe it's cos his mum dropped him on his head too many times cos she spent all her time on the internets or something and wasn't paying attention.

I expect he's still crying his eyes out.

Just a theory.

[Skweeky]

I reckon she once mistook his arse for the USB socket.

Anyway, I'm off, taking my poor neglected baby to the library.

[clocker]

Going to return him or check him out again?

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The smell of dusty books and noise of reading, improves intelligence.