5 Things Never To Say To A Woman

[MediaSlayer]

1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)

2. Wow, that's the worst haircut I've ever seen, did you do it yourself or did a barber do it?

3. How many guys have you been with?

4. Pay for the date? I thought you were from Europe! Be independent, woman.

5. Your vibrator is dirty.

[james_bond_rulez]

how about...

did you poop before we made love because your pussy stinked...

[MUSLEMAN]

did you gain weight???

[james_bond_rulez]

I love you honey but I am fucking someone else so I'll see you at 10 ok?

[james_bond_rulez]

Honey, your armpits stink...

Honey, you have bad breath

Honey, I can't stand your fart get the fuck outta here

Honey, you stink go take a shower

Honey, I dont love you anymore

Honey, why are you being so bitchy?

:angry:

[Adster]

your tits a sagging?

[MediaSlayer]

james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don't cha? ;)
but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)

[Rip The Jacker]

Originally posted by Adster@16 September 2003 - 21:09
your tits a sagging?
:lol:

[El_Jefe]

Get your ass in the kitchen and bake me up an apple pie, bitch!

---Tried this one on my wife, I didn&#39;t get the proper response. <_<

[nikita69]

1. Honey? Did U jump supernodes?
2. Baby? Did U hit the "Download" button?
3. Sweetie? Did U try searching for more sources?
4. Darling? Did U Turn On the PC?
5. EX? :rtfm:

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 05:44
james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don&#39;t cha? ;)
but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)
finally I said it...

been holding it up inside for a very LONG time... :D

[balamm]

You **** funny.

**** does that better than you.

Would you mind if I picked you up a douche on the way home?

Have you ever considered using a douche?

You are a douche&#33;


:P :P :P

[Riddler]

Unless you have an incurable, always fatal illness, I&#39;d advise against allowing the following remarks to even enter your mind.......let alone escape your lips in the presence of a female................women are psychic you know &#33; :blink:

1) No sweetheart, that dress doesn&#39;t make your ass look too big........your fat ass does.

2) Wow, you look pretty good for the age you&#39;ll be in about 10 years from now.

3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn&#39;t I ?


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[DG_Thugga]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 04:53
1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn&#39;t made up I actually said it someone before)

As a compliment, or negatively? &#39;Cause big ones are not necessarily bad at all...

[ichibanarky]

If you guys aren&#39;t already single....you&#39;re gonna be soon <_<

[Lilmiss]

ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer. ;)

[4play]

3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn&#39;t I ?

i said something along those lines to my ex :lol:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by lilmiss@18 September 2003 - 00:16
ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer.&nbsp; ;)
but we know what you are spitting out.............

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17

but we know what you are spitting out.............
And that doesn&#39;t concern you????????? :huh:

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by ichibanarky+18 September 2003 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ichibanarky @ 18 September 2003 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17

but we know what you are spitting out.............
And that doesn&#39;t concern you????????? :huh: [/b][/quote]
yer not too playful in the bedroom, no?

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:22

yer not too playful in the bedroom, no?
That depends on whether or not someone is "worth" playing with...... <_<

[Spider_dude]

can i stick it up your poop shoot again?
your mom is hot&#33;&#33;&#33;
would you like to sit on my face, its a very comfortable place
your quite a slag arent you?

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 September 2003 - 00:24
can i stick it up your poop shoot again?
your mom is hot&#33;&#33;&#33;
would you like to sit on my face, its a very comfortable place
your quite a slag arent you?
Example of someone who is NOT worth playing with -_-

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by ichibanarky@18 September 2003 - 00:25

Example of someone who is NOT worth playing with -_-
:D yup. :P

[ezyryder]

Perhaps these are less vulgar, but take far more guts to say (and fewer brain cells)

Will You Marry Me?
I Do&#33;
I am not paying that much for a wedding dress&#33;
HOW MUCH?&#33; (in context to anything she wants)
I can do the job myself, who needs to call in a plumber?

just a few

[notorious_k]

the number 1 thing you will never say to a women is only one word and if you ever say it they will kill you (im not sure if its only Australian wemon) never says this word
.
..
...
....
....C.U.N.T

I got dumped for that then i find out that ever women hate it, also

i love you jenny (girlfriends name is kylie)
(say during sex) TAKE IT LIKE MIKE ????? :unsure:
(Scream) NIPPLE GRIPPLE (and grab there ankles)
You remind me of your mother
i think ive gotta bigger cup then you
damn that girls fine
Me and the mates are just at a strip club hun, ill be home after this lapdance

HeHe :P