help me devise a plan to sleep with katy perry

[Mr. Mulder]

braking into her home at night and jizzing in her hair while she sleeps is not a plan.


i have about £18 cash on me, anything more and we'll have to stop at a cash machine on the way.



don't let me down interwebs.

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[Mr. Mulder]

Oh god what have i done!??? :o

[Mr. Mulder]

damn you penis!!!!!!! :fist:

[mickstavros]

No ideas to help, but if you suceed we want video and pics.

[Artemis]

Does she have to be conscious ? unconscious removes alot of obstacles and the 18quid could be spent on the necessary potion to achieve this, however it does tend to cut down on the amount of responsiveness you are going to get from the encounter ? :blink:

[bladesharp]

name u r girl friend "katy perry" :D

[Barbarossa]

name u r girl friend "katy perry" :D


Pffft, lateral thinking ftw! :cool:

Muldy, turn yourself into a girl, obviousement.

She kissed one once and she liked it, apparently.

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Now we've solved that can you help to arrange a threesome for me, lilly allen and duffy? :ermm:

[Mr. Mulder]

lily allen's cock hungry as fuck, just ask her and she'll say yes. Duffy, you'll need to kidnap her parents and tell her what'll happen to them if she doesn't play along - i'll keep an eye on them while you finish up :teamwork:

[Snee]

Pics of liek everything mentioned thus far, plz.

[Sanka113]

Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun ;)

[Barbarossa]

Dress up like a girl put on some sleep inducing lip stick and kiss her. Once you've dragged her motionless body off to a secluded area, have some fun ;)

You're a little bit scary :ermm:

[Squeamous]

Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.

[Mr. Mulder]

i shaved my balls yesterday, true story :smilie4:

[Squeamous]

Yeah, she looks like she could get down that far :yup:

[Skweeky]

Just show her your penis Mouldy, that should do it. Although I would give it a shave first, no lady likes stubble rash.


Agreed. Show her the peen.

[Squeamous]

Hello Skweeky!

Have you been making full use of The Penis in my absence, old bean?

[Skweeky]

Naturally! I have been spanking it every day.

[Squeamous]

Oh no! I bet it's worn to a stump :(.

[Skweeky]

No no, I've been making him work out. Dumbells and everything.

[Rat Faced]

Doesn't Katheryn list Dogging as one of her hobbies?