For Sale!

[fugley]

Hello folks don't have much need for this anymore now Ive got the zetec so I thought I'd give me mates here on the forum first refusal.

http://www.kelman99.freeserve.co.uk/images/2002-01-31_Space_Hopper.jpg

It's only two years old and comes equiped with air con - no air bags cos it is almost literally an airbag itself - if you get me! gnorf! :blink:

It's clean throughout (gave it a major valet with me steam cleaner)

Reliable but just in case me is prepared to throw in a punture repair kit!

Who will start the bidding??

<_<

[TheDave]

7p and some fluff

[J'Pol]

Thanks Mr F - please consider this my refusal.

It comes without urinal cake as standard.

[fugley]

Originally posted by TheDave@17 September 2003 - 18:34
7p and some fluff
Ok The Dave lets see how this pans out&#33;&#33; :blink:

[TheDave]

i cant chuck pans in. we need em to cook stuff

[fugley]

Originally posted by JPaul@17 September 2003 - 18:37
Thanks Mr F - please consider this my refusal.

It comes without urinal cake as standard.
Mr P there is always room for negotiation&#33; <_<

[Proper Bo]

Mr Hoppy&#33; :D
I&#39;ll give you a bite size mars bar and a seven inch long piece of pink wool

[fugley]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@17 September 2003 - 19:01
Mr Hoppy&#33; :D
I&#39;ll give you a bite size mars bar and a seven inch long piece of pink wool
Well proper that&#39;s blown the bidding wide open that has&#33;&#33; :blink:

[fugley]

By the way where&#39;s me bloody sig gone&#33;&#33; :ph34r:

[clocker]

Gee Fugley, I&#39;d love to help you out, but I&#39;m not in the market for a convertable. :(

[fugley]

Originally posted by clocker@17 September 2003 - 19:26
Gee Fugley, I&#39;d love to help you out, but I&#39;m not in the market for a convertable. :(
I could throw in an umbrella but only if you twists me arm&#33;&#33; gnorf&#33; :blink:

[clocker]

Originally posted by fugley+17 September 2003 - 12:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 September 2003 - 12:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@17 September 2003 - 19:26
Gee Fugley, I&#39;d love to help you out, but I&#39;m not in the market for a convertable. :(
I could throw in an umbrella but only if you twists me arm&#33;&#33; gnorf&#33; :blink: [/b][/quote]
Sorry, I&#39;m just to old for a crumpet magnet like that.

Are you entertaining offers on that fine carpet in the pic?

[fugley]

Beige is kinda nice aint it??? :blink:

[fugley]

As is usual with my life I may have to "withdraw my item" due to lack of interest - gnorf&#33; :blink:

[bigboab]

I will trade you a Ford Focus(Caveat Emptor) plus a caravan with 2 week annual site guaranteed at Berwick. :P

[TheDave]

yeah like youll get it for that :rolleyes: . ill give ten bob and a twix rapper

[Proper Bo]

I&#39;ll give your three lambert and butler&#39;s and a half empty can of woodpecker, I NEED the transport man&#33; I have to walk like a chump everyday (im not quite sure how a chump walks but i try my best to walk like one) you see, I don&#39;t have one of them there flashy owta-mobeels

[TheDave]

that reminds me. is it learner legal? ive only got my provisional

[MetroStars]

I&#39;ll give your three lambert and butler&#39;s and a half empty can of woodpecker, I NEED the transport man&#33; I have to walk like a chump everyday (im not quite sure how a chump walks but i try my best to walk like one) you see, I don&#39;t have one of them there flashy owta-mobeels


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bo u crack me up every time

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by MetroStars@17 September 2003 - 21:11


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Bo u crack me up every time
You know I love your crack :D

[fugley]

Originally posted by bigboab@17 September 2003 - 20:05
I will trade you a Ford Focus(Caveat Emptor) plus a caravan with 2 week annual site guaranteed at Berwick. :P
You is just tryin to confuse the fugs&#33;&#33; Not really a challenge at the best of times :blink:

[iamhere]

I will give you 1 million &#036; only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal. I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.

[lynx]

Keep the space hopper, it&#39;s more reliable than the focus. And scrap the focus, you couldn&#39;t posibly sell it without it&#39;s urinal cake.

[fugley]

Originally posted by iamhere@17 September 2003 - 20:31
I will give you 1 million &#036; only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal.&nbsp; I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.
This is about far more than just cash... There is morality, looking at the needs of others - who is the more deserving and so forth. Us focus drivers by and large tend to have transcended the need for cash&#33;

Saying that me aint quite transcended just yet so how would ya like to pay??? :ph34r:

[fugley]

Originally posted by fugley+17 September 2003 - 20:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 September 2003 - 20:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-iamhere@17 September 2003 - 20:31
I will give you 1 million &#036; only if it comes with a full tank of gas.





















Oh by the way I can only afford payments of 1 penny a year so if you are willing to finance we gotta a deal. I can give you the first 100 years of payments up front if that will sweeten the deal.
This is about far more than just cash... There is morality, looking at the needs of others - who is the more deserving and so forth. Us focus drivers by and large tend to have transcended the need for cash&#33;

Saying that me aint quite transcended just yet so how would ya like to pay??? :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
Sh*t just saw the small print&#33;&#33;&#33;

No chance pal I am a moron of princeepalls or is it princley balls?? :blink:

[callum]

Originally posted by fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...
How about a picture instead?

http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CI17S301.gif

I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods. ;)

[fugley]

Originally posted by callum+17 September 2003 - 20:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 17 September 2003 - 20:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...
How about a picture instead?

http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CI17S301.gif

I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods. ;) [/b][/quote]
Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard?? :blink:

[fugley]

Just you remember all you bidders and potential bidders "the winner takes it all............." :blink:

[callum]

Originally posted by fugley+17 September 2003 - 20:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (fugley @ 17 September 2003 - 20:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by callum@17 September 2003 - 20:52
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...
How about a picture instead?

http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CI17S301.gif

I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods. ;)
Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard?? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Will a look-alike do?

[fugley]

Originally posted by callum+17 September 2003 - 20:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 17 September 2003 - 20:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:54

Originally posted by callum@17 September 2003 - 20:52
<!--QuoteBegin-fugley@17 September 2003 - 20:48
This is about far more than just cash...
How about a picture instead?

http://image.uploader.net/uploaded/CI17S301.gif

I&#39;ll add the bit where the gorgeous woman gets out of the focus, once I have recieved the goods. ;)
Could you make it the nice blond from ABBA? I think her name was Bjorn you know the chick with the beard?? :blink:
Will a look-alike do? [/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t mistake me for cheap&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:

[callum]

Originally posted by fugley@17 September 2003 - 21:01
Don&#39;t mistake me for cheap&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :blink:
But you drive a Focus. :blink:

[bigboab]

Jesus&#33; Not Bjorn again. :D

[Riddler]

Fugs........allow me to up the bidding considerably;

Your focus for my 1975 AMC Pacer. I&#39;ll throw in the propane conversion kit. :P

[clocker]

Originally posted by Riddler@17 September 2003 - 15:04
Fugs........allow me to up the bidding considerably;

Your focus for my 1975 AMC Pacer. I&#39;ll throw in the propane conversion kit. :P
Wow&#33;

You can actually convert a &#39;75 Pacer into propane?

Brilliant&#33;

I would have thought methane...

[Riddler]

:D

Actually, I tell a fib.........The floor&#39;s cut out so you can lift it up and run along like Fred Flinstone &#33; :P

[clocker]

You mean the floor rotted out...

[Riddler]

Originally posted by clocker@17 September 2003 - 15:29
You mean the floor rotted out...
:lol:
OK, the truth is out. :P